Um this formula doesnt work when your gf works all the time... female sexuality is bullshit complicated garbage. The planets have to align perfectly,
When I try to come on to her, she always says she is tired or has a headache. I feel quite let down by this as she says she still wants me to come on to her even though she will probably say no.
At least guys are simple. Women should know we only want sex!
Surprise fuck her in the ass, that will show who's boss.
Or do the opposite, don`t show interest and when she wants it say you are too tired and have a headache.
Another thing to do is start watching porn and jerk off right in front of her, if she asks why you are doing that, explain you have needs. Its either her, porn or hookers...her choice.
I would go with option 1.
ah, to be 15 again.
You look like - Hacksaw jim duggan
A slacked jaw kid's cousin
I'm an attack dog
I will serve you my balls
with onions.
just jerk off in her hair while she sleeps
then in the morning she will know that you made an effort to include her
they just dont wanna be left out
War Horn
You don't know how to get a woman to relax?
Fuck two girls at the same time...you never appear needy (which is the greatest female aphrodisiac) because you are honestly tired out from all of the sex.
I have never heard the "I'm not in the mood for sex."
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, the other to the Lord.
Looking back at the footprints in the sand, he noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.
The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
FUCKING RELAX
ahhh, she's a keeperOriginally Posted by oddtopsy
FUCKING RELAX
If dat bitch has spider webs between her legs, dat shit needs to be pierced
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