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    MMA fighter vs. boxer in a streetfight?

    Hey maybe you guys could help me out with this. I have been having this argument with my husband for years now. He says that no way anyone could beat a champ boxer in a street fight and that boxing is the best form of fighting for the streets.

    I told him that an MMA fighter could just take down the boxer and choke him out but he says by that time the fight would be over becaise the MMA fighter wouldnt know the boxer could box and he would get knocked out before he would even think of taking it to the ground. He then said that all you would need is a sprawl to avoid being taken down and its harder to take someone down on the street anyway.

    He says that MMA guys are delusional for thinking they can beat a boxer.

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    is the boxer black?
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    Boxers can't sprawl, tell him to STFU.
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    Gouge that mother fuckers eyes out

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    If you're good with a handgun you are unbeatable in a street fight, true story.

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    what if you're fighting magneto?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beets View Post
    what if you're fighting magneto?
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    This sounds like a complete distraction to the troubles of your marriage.

    He's obviously fucking a chick boxer.


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    ...but is he black?
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    EZ HE BLAAAAARK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil View Post
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    What about the gun?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani View Post
    What about the gun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by JudylovesMMA View Post
    Hey maybe you guys could help me out with this. I have been having this argument with my husband for years now. He says that no way anyone could beat a champ boxer in a street fight and that boxing is the best form of fighting for the streets.

    I told him that an MMA fighter could just take down the boxer and choke him out but he says by that time the fight would be over becaise the MMA fighter wouldnt know the boxer could box and he would get knocked out before he would even think of taking it to the ground. He then said that all you would need is a sprawl to avoid being taken down and its harder to take someone down on the street anyway.

    He says that MMA guys are delusional for thinking they can beat a boxer.
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    If you're good with a handgun you are unbeatable in a street fight, true story.
    My husband says its not practical to shoot someone during a streetfight and that will cause you to end up in prison. Sometimes a man has to defend his honor with fists and you can't just pull a gun out and kill someone.

    He's kind of being a douche right now but thats why I married him...

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    and no he's not black

    he's half mexican

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    Tell him IRL this happened and the MMA fighter kicked the boxers' leg out and left him limping unable to stand properly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JudylovesMMA View Post
    Hey maybe you guys could help me out with this. I have been having this argument with my husband for years now. He says that no way anyone could beat a champ boxer in a street fight and that boxing is the best form of fighting for the streets.

    I told him that an MMA fighter could just take down the boxer and choke him out but he says by that time the fight would be over becaise the MMA fighter wouldnt know the boxer could box and he would get knocked out before he would even think of taking it to the ground. He then said that all you would need is a sprawl to avoid being taken down and its harder to take someone down on the street anyway.

    He says that MMA guys are delusional for thinking they can beat a boxer.
    Well you could show him some examples, For instance James Toney vs Randy C. , Now that may be a bad example because Randy is a lifelong good wrestler and Tony had no ground game at all. But a better example would be Mercer vs Kimbo. Now Kimbo was new to the ground game and took Mercer down and submitted him. An example of a MMA guy stupid enough to stand with a boxer would be Mercer vs Big Tim Silvia. Does your husband watch MMA at all? I cant think of one pure boxer that had any success at all in MMA from the start. Jimmerson, Melton Bowen, James Tony, Ray Mercer all were beaten easy when it hit the ground. Anyway it is good to see a female posting in the MMA forum for a change. Be strong, the guys are cruel here. Most have been kicked off other forums (including me) and the rules are pretty laxed here. Why dont you tell us (or me) a little about yourself. Like how old, how long you been watching MMA, How long have you been married, ect. A pic would be good as well so we know who we are talking to. If you are shy just PM me a pic. LOL!!!

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    Even Ray Boom Boom Mancini admitted that if he fought a guy in the streets that knew BJJ, he would get choked out. Mike Tyson would probably kick the most ass in a street fight.
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    Well I just told him what was typed up here and he says...lets see if I can copy this all properly

    noone goes to the ground in a streetfight because there could be broken bottles and ahem...used condoms on the ground-I dont see what that has to do with anything

    he says an MMA fighter will always mistakedly try to box a boxer and get Kod

    he says legkicks arent an issue because its hard to throw legkicks when your getting ko'd plus everyone wears baggy pants nowadays and its impossible to throw kicks when you wear baggy pants

    he says submissions dont work on the streets because you can just bite your enemy

    jeez I sure wish he would just post this stuff himself

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