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    Newbie Here

    Hello everyone. I would like to introduce myself. I am Mike by the way a grappler for 3 years now and seeking for my first professional stint in MMA. I am just an amateur. Hoping to have a good relationship from fellow members and admin within this community.

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    Hi Mike. Good luck in MMA and welcome to the forum.

    One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, the other to the Lord.

    Looking back at the footprints in the sand, he noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.

    The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

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    Welcome to the forum, Mike.

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    welcome dude.
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    welcome

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    Welcome to teh shoes, Mike.
    BUTTERED UP & PAMPERED OUT

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    Welcome dude. Tell us more about yourself and your training.
    "Snake throw that knee like you want to introduce his nose to the back of his skull"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance Surethrust View Post


    Welcome to teh shoes, Mike.

    i love that gif.
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    Welcome cauloMike. Wouldnt happen to be a little samoan?

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    you callin the dude chunky?

    on his first post?

    thats some bad shit right there 40

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance Surethrust View Post


    Welcome to teh shoes, Mike.
    Quote Originally Posted by elgee View Post
    i love that gif.
    The handshake after the fight is better. When Renzo walks over to Saku like it is no big deal and shakes his hand, meanwhile his other arm is pointing in the wrong direction!!!!
    " Martin Kampmann comes from behind more often than Lance Bass.." --Joe Rogan

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    STFU noob.




    I can say that because I'm a mod.


    actually, welcome mike. come see me late at night in the shoutbox.
    Rob has amazing science!!!!!


    ADR forever.


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    lol
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    i almost forgot about the traditional stfu noob

    i still remember when i joined and Resin introduced me to what a thick skin a ninjabro requires

    War Horn

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    when i joined i got beasted by kermit if i remember, so i negged him so bad he submitted and apologies.
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    you sure it was Kermit

    he might be the nicest guy on teh shoes

    War Horn

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    yeah, i was mega sensitive in the early days and i think i took something he said totally wrong so he basically
    schoold me with his knowledge and made me look like a cunt.

    i got all butt hurt and went on a neg rampage.

    i was a douche back then, lol

    like you said kerms is the nicest and to think that i negged him breaks my heart.

    sorry kirmit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cam View Post
    you sure it was Kermit

    he might be the nicest guy on teh shoes
    go fuck yourself, i'm the nicest guy on teh shoes.
    BUTTERED UP & PAMPERED OUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance Surethrust View Post
    go fuck yourself, i'm the nicest guy on teh shoes.
    and this post is your proof?

    War Horn

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    Quote Originally Posted by cam View Post
    and this post is your proof?
    what's wrong with that post, you fucking asshole.
    BUTTERED UP & PAMPERED OUT

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