the oldest and the wisest: an interview with Old_But_Wise

[wimmer]

1st hand knowledge of this?

[wimmer]

I wouldnt say it was strange but Axeman may....After a concert and much heavy drinking Axe was driving home and me and the wife started getting it on in the backseat....Axemans girlfriend was passed out and a car rolled up next to us at a light...I saw the guys laughing and Axe says "these motherfuckers are laughing at you", without hesitation I said " nah, laughing at you cause you aint gettin any"lol...
Axe says all you could see was my ass rollin up and down...Good times

haha that is Good Times!

repped

[Squirrel]

I actually played league for about 10 yrs..Our best year we won the city championship and regionals and qualified for nationals..The owner of the bar sponsored the motels and flight to las vegas....Alot of booze and gambling later we finished in the top 100 out of 1100 teams....Was the bomb...

Yes I can spin the ball, I can backspin the length of the table and the ability to use "english" is what seperates the good players from the average ones.

I hope you shoot better than your bro, because I spanked him.

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Do you have any pets? If so can you describe them?

I have 5 cats a dog and a dagu....

Really dont need to describe the cats Im thinking except 2 tiger like, 2 calico and 1 big fat cuddly goldish one...I have an australian sheperd weighs about 50 lbs and the smartest dog I ever met...Potty trained in one day and she catches on to new tricks in less then 1 hr.
The dagu is basicially a aussie rat...They live and eat like hamsters but are associated with the rat family...

[Old_But_Wise]

2.How old are your kids now? Are you still married to the mother and if not do you guys still get along well?

I have a son thats 21 and a daughter thats 19 (most of you have seen her pic) 1 out of college, 1 going in...I been married to the mother for 20 yrs this past febuary and incidently she was the other participant in the vehicle that 1 concert night.

[Old_But_Wise]

3.What decade was your favorite? What do you think of the music kids listen to nowadays?

Well Odin knows this, The 70"s was by far my favorite decade from the music to the drugs been no other better imo...80"s close second...
Im not a fan of new music, but I do enjoy new country compared to old.....I like some new music but wouldnt run out to purchase anything like I still do of old time rock n roll...

[Old_But_Wise]

If ninjashoes was a woman, what celebrity would she most resemble and why?

Joan Jett comes to mind.....I could see the black hair and leather pants be ideal match...Liza Minnelli also would be a perfect match....Ninja has that " I dont give a shit" Minnelli attitude....

[Old_But_Wise]

question number two, why in the hell did I ask that question?

Testing my knowledge and wisdom with the chance of being half right....

[Old_But_Wise]

I hope you shoot better than your bro, because I spanked him.

No question....I use to make him carry my stick...

[ninjashoes]

1.Can you tell us about the first time you ever tried smoking weed?

2.What is your favorite band or artist?

3.Has a gay guy ever hit on you and if so can you tell us about it?

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Can you tell us about the first time you ever tried smoking weed?

Back in 1975 was 1st time...A friend talked me into hitting the pipe and away I went after 3 bowls I thought I was gonna die of hunger lol.....I remember going to White Hut(Burger Joint I flipped burgers at, 1st Job) and smashing 2 monster burger combos...1st insight to being stoned and I still compare that to a minor acid trip....

[Old_But_Wise]

2.What is your favorite band or artist?

No questions The Rolling Stones is and was always my favorite, Pink Floyd gets a very close 2nd since I was an acid head...

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Has a gay guy ever hit on you and if so can you tell us about it?

Actually this is kinda a hit on....Happened 2 years ago while driving. I had borrowed one of my carpet installers vans(who is gay) and as I pulled up to a light I glanced over to the car on my left who was just pulling up next to me...This guy was smiling and showing me the phone like to call him or get his number...I was like wtf dude, I looked over to my brother and was like I think this dude is hitting on me, we laughed and the light changed...When we got home while unloading the back of the van I noticed the rainbow sticker on the bumper and it now made sense...We laughed again as we put duct tape over the sticker since we were using the van for a few days lol.

[Odin]

where the hell is axe? i need someone to commiserate with, as both our teams are doing lousy this season.

[ninjashoes]

1.Do you train or workout at all?

2.Who are your idols or who have you looked up to during your life?

3.Have you ever visited other countries?

[Old_But_Wise]

where the hell is axe? i need someone to commiserate with, as both our teams are doing lousy this season.

I have no idea what he does when he is on the net...I believe he lurks but is"nt much of a poster anymore..I think you guys bore the fk out of him...Just sayin,keeping it real...lol

But for real....I gots no fkin idea....

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Do you train or workout at all?

12 ounces at a time, yes....I am so totally tired of the working out thing....I use to workout but I have never truly stuck with it for more then a year ever....I do get exercise from walking and riding but thats the extent of it....I figured fk it, Im getting into my 5th decade and I have smoked for 30+ yrs and I just dont give a fk anymore about workin out...I am gonna go back to partying like when I was 18 and my health can kiss my ass.......

[Old_But_Wise]

2.Who are your idols or who have you looked up to during your life?

I think most guys will say they looked up to their dad but in reality I didnt have any Idols or really looked up to anyone..I was, is and will always be a take charge kinda guy....Not a follower, I feel if you go one way and I go the other, then you are going the wrong way, period....I have the "no one is better then me" competitive attitude...It is hard to not come off as cocky, cause I really am not but I am confident...So I guess I never really had anyone I looked up to, followed or wanted to be like...

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Have you ever visited other countries?

After I got thrown out of Canada for suspicion of Drugs (they never found shit while they tore the car apart and keep me at the border check for 6 hrs) I thought it would be best to live and/or visit anywhere in the U.S. My prior Felonys and drug charges prolly help me with this decision...

[wimmer]

This turned out to be one of the more interesting interviews yet. definitely one of the most honest