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  1. 11-07-2009 07:51 AM #1
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    imagine this

    imagine yourself putting a piece of paper between your penis lips and dragging it as fast as you can

    (or across your clitoris)
    "My ground game is good." -James Toney

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  2. 11-07-2009 07:56 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by ferg[adr] View Post
    imagine yourself putting a piece of paper between your penis lips and dragging it as fast as you can

    (or across your clitoris)
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !
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  3. 11-07-2009 04:28 PM #3
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    what the fuck bro....jajajaaa
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  4. 11-07-2009 04:30 PM #4
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    “The best engine in the world is the vagina, It can be started with one finger, is self-lubricating, takes any size piston and changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so fuckin temperamental...”

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  5. 11-08-2009 01:09 AM #5
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    looks like fun......
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  6. 11-08-2009 01:28 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ferg[adr] View Post
    imagine yourself putting a piece of paper between your penis lips and dragging it as fast as you can

    (or across your clitoris)
    Da hell is wrong with you boy?
    "Don't let him hit you with that over the top right again or I will kick you in the nuts."
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  7. 11-08-2009 02:16 AM #7
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    Ferg is the new Kingy just less sexy.
    Quote Originally Posted by narbegesicht View Post
    there are times when i think shit goes to far (resin) but taht is why one must be careful how much info they put out on the net. when i put up my own info i understand that there are people(resin) who will use it against me and shit.
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  8. 11-08-2009 02:48 AM #8
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    imagine ferg video taping himself in his underwear while drinking vodka doing a cart wheel into the back of his coach while yelling fuck yeah. oh wait.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huuhRcnDUUk
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  9. 11-09-2009 07:32 PM #9
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    one day ferg is gonna really fuck his dick up. and were gonna all be not surprised.

    "hey im gonna pour alcohol down my dong using a coffee stirrer" (then he pussied out)

    "hey im gonna give myself the ultimate paper cut...... ON MY DICK" (wait for see)

    VIDS PLZ
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  10. 11-09-2009 07:37 PM #10
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    oh jesus
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  11. 11-10-2009 02:27 AM #11
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    i'm always thinkin about teh wimminz >:A
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  12. 11-10-2009 05:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willy Bangshit View Post
    I almost completely felt this......:cringes:
    On "Any Given Sunday" Remember The Titan" R.I.P. Steve "AIR" McNair
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  13. 11-10-2009 05:13 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old_But_Wise View Post
    I almost completely felt this......:cringes:
    Yeah, but at least he got a clinical handjob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willy Bangshit View Post
    If that were a creature, I imagine it would make a chirping sound.

    Chirp chirp chirp.
    Thus spake Pirate
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  15. 11-10-2009 05:56 PM #15
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    That made my anus pucker....
    Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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  16. 11-10-2009 11:51 PM #16
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    im hungry.
    i heart cum farts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by godzuki View Post
    im hungry.
    quality posting as usual.
    i heart cum farts.
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  18. 11-11-2009 12:54 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepper Corn View Post
    good God you fuckers. quit quoting that horrid picture. i learned to scroll quickly through Willy's posts, i wasnt expecting tese quotes!
    lmao... Even I scroll quickly through this thread... shit's fucked up...
    “The best engine in the world is the vagina, It can be started with one finger, is self-lubricating, takes any size piston and changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so fuckin temperamental...”

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  19. 11-11-2009 12:55 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willy Bangshit View Post

    QFT
    “The best engine in the world is the vagina, It can be started with one finger, is self-lubricating, takes any size piston and changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so fuckin temperamental...”

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  20. 11-11-2009 12:58 AM #20
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    its upping performance. like a sports exhaust.
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