Need Advice...Women Problems

[Zere]

I Read "The Red Queen" by Matt Ridley. He said that humans are monogamous with a tendency to cheat. He explained it with science/evolution pretty well.

[Huntor]

Cheating...it's science.

[Reaper Man]

actually i am and i highly fucking doubt that you shall ever attain my level of education anyway.

I'm jealous. Now who is trying to toot the "I'm smart" horn?

LSAT are offered what like 4-5 times a year? the only thing that can be taking you so long in your application process is getting letters of recommendation... which would further go into the "Reaper Man's superiority complex is just a delusion of grandeur" pile.

Admittedly, I do have a problem with procrastination. I asked for my LORs a bit late and underestimated the amount of time I should have been spending refining my personal statement.

But let's cut the bullshit. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, so why are we still talking about this?

the thing about you - you fucking try real hard to sound educated

Do I?

yet you fucking dispense advice every chance you get (when you are not originally a part of the thread/noone asked for your 2 cents, etc).

Uh...that is what forums are for. Places for people to give opinions.

does Rob run his mouth about all of the mind blowing shit he's learning as i type this? do i go off about turbulent boundary layer research to get a clitorial hard-on? no - because this aint the forum for it.

Blah, blah, blah...continue to flame, but we both know you're grasping at straws and just falling back on the tired "Reaper Man is trying to sound smart" line.

i find all of your "marriage/relationship" advice real fucking offensive. you do not sound like someone who has been in serious relationships that mean dick, nor do you have a clue about what women are like.

Or maybe I am someone who has actually studied marriage, bonding, and relationships from a biological, psychological, and anthropological perspective and am just stating conclusions which professionals who know more on the subject than either of us have already come to.

I have also been in several long term relationships (waiting for the comment about how miserable they must've been, or how they must've been ugly/stupid, or how I must've not been able keep them, blah, blah)

monogamy is the fucking cornerstone of the human civilization.

women who have trouble being monogamous = WHORES
men who have trouble being monogamous = STUDS who don't intend on settling down. when they do - it's major fail.

I'd offer to debate you on this, but I'm sure I'd be "taking things too serious", "trying to be smart", etc.

[Reaper Man]

btw...please note, that there is only one person making personal attacks in this discussion and leaving flaming visitor messages on peoples' profile.

[Reaper Man]

I Read "The Red Queen" by Matt Ridley. He said that humans are monogamous with a tendency to cheat. He explained it with science/evolution pretty well.

The Red Queen is good, so is Sperm Wars. But check out the Tangled Wing. It is the best sociobiology book on the subject of human relationships in general.

[Jim]

i'm done with this tread because it has been really making me neglect the asylum - which is my favorite playground.

if this ain't a werk - it's fucking depressing.
if it is a werk - too fucking much effort to keep this alive and well.

yep,my sentiments exactly

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

Well guys another update...

hopefully my last,

After my drunken, depressed, guilt-ridden night, I came to the realization that 2 kisses made me feel this shitty, what would happen if this went any farther.

I worked yesterday, and after work I decided to call and meet up with the Latino.

After some chatter and a few beers(liquid courage), I told her I couldnt go any further.
I told her, that I loved my wife and couldnt hurt her, ruin my marriage and hers.

She told me that I shouldnt confuse love/marriage with the feeling of now and being alive.

She said she wouldnt ever leave her husband, that she still loves him, but acts on impulse. She asked me "whether or not I feel goo around her, excited, electricity?"

I said of course I do, but its not worth destroying all that I`ve built.

I told her of my guilt, and my fears of people finding out.

She still said that no one would find out, and she has alot to lose too.

I said pretty much thanks, but no thanks, that she was the closest to winning the bet but it had to end.

She`s said she was fine with it and was sorry to put me in an awkward situation, she said she`s still going to flirt with me at work, but hands off approach.

She then invite me to an afterwork party this Saturday, but I said only if I can bring my wife.

She was cool with that because she actually likes hanging out with my wife.

Funny that I came to this conclusion now, because after re-reading the postings,1 of Beets original posts kept sticking in my mind, Ègo-Boost` Ego Boost`

I dont need these ho`s to feel good. I was just in a situation i wasnt use to.
What throw away everything I built for some poo-tang, fuck it! it`s over.

Saturday will be interesting, to see if she(and I) actually stay away from each other!

[Reaper Man]

You sound like some of the women my shadier friends talk into bed. In fact, even the "live in the now" stuff, and letting yourself be "alive", "no one will find out"...it's like she's reading out of their book.

You will cave dude, she knows it.

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

You sound like some of the women my shadier friends talk into bed. In fact, even the "live in the now" stuff, and letting yourself be "alive", "no one will find out"...it's like she's reading out of their book.

You will cave dude, she knows it.

damn really, what book? Oh Man no more doom!!!

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

Tomorrorow is Saturday
, it'll clear up alot I think

[Beets]

Well guys another update...

hopefully my last,

After my drunken, depressed, guilt-ridden night, I came to the realization that 2 kisses made me feel this shitty, what would happen if this went any farther.

I worked yesterday, and after work I decided to call and meet up with the Latino.

After some chatter and a few beers(liquid courage), I told her I couldnt go any further.
I told her, that I loved my wife and couldnt hurt her, ruin my marriage and hers.

She told me that I shouldnt confuse love/marriage with the feeling of now and being alive.

She said she wouldnt ever leave her husband, that she still loves him, but acts on impulse. She asked me "whether or not I feel goo around her, excited, electricity?"

I said of course I do, but its not worth destroying all that I`ve built.

I told her of my guilt, and my fears of people finding out.

She still said that no one would find out, and she has alot to lose too.

I said pretty much thanks, but no thanks, that she was the closest to winning the bet but it had to end.

She`s said she was fine with it and was sorry to put me in an awkward situation, she said she`s still going to flirt with me at work, but hands off approach.

She then invite me to an afterwork party this Saturday, but I said only if I can bring my wife.

She was cool with that because she actually likes hanging out with my wife.

Funny that I came to this conclusion now, because after re-reading the postings,1 of Beets original posts kept sticking in my mind, Ègo-Boost` Ego Boost`

I dont need these ho`s to feel good. I was just in a situation i wasnt use to.
What throw away everything I built for some poo-tang, fuck it! it`s over.

Saturday will be interesting, to see if she(and I) actually stay away from each other!

you keep your goo maker away from her!

[The Wolf]

Ha I didn't notice that when I read it.

Mispells ftw

[Beets]

updates paulo.


we need our episode of ns drama

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

Ok...after some requests i'll do some updates...

I got alot on my plate right now.

New business, Mom going for a major surgery and a new cat after me.....and this one came way out from left field, really shocked me!!!

So peppercorn, start shaking your head at me, laugh whatever.

I still respect your opinion.

Let's start with the party.

I brought my wife and we all had a great time, not much happened except we had a group photo.

The latina stood in front of me, and I was next to her husband, my wife wasn't in the pic(she was tooo busy with jello shooters,lol)

Just as the pic was taken she thrusted her ass into my crotch, hard enough for me to feel it, but not enough for her husband to know.

Other than that the night was fun, no tension, so I thought it could be friendly flirting from her.

Feel free to comment on this, I got to head out. Many more updates on the way!!!

[Zere]

playing with you still.....

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

playing with you still.....

yeah funny after she said she would respect my boundries, WTF!!

I dont know!?

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

can someone make me a smiley sipping tea?
oh - and good luck to your moms, man. that shit sounds pretty serious - at least you're in a position to fly out experts or wtvr - so be real thankful for that.

Big time thankful.

I also think alot of my sporatic behavior could be influenced by this, like shit, you only live once, make the most of it, type thoughts.

Dont let opportunity pass you by.

I dunno anymore.

Anyway i'll update more tommorrow, letting people catch-up, lol.

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

Update

Some shit during this week.

The Latina was texting me all week, saying stuff like she likes my lips and wants them all over her. I must admit I was feeding right into it. Saying I want the same.

Friday came around and we were working together. I was helping her tidy up one of the rooms and BAMMM!! She was all over me. She said that I was driving her wild and she can't controll herself when she's near me.

That's basically how the whole day went. I'd be in a room, she'd follow me in and we'd be going at it. Just kissing mind you.

Saturday rolled along and it was game on for all 3.

The blonde/pink haired girl said she missed me because we havent worked together for along time. She gave me a hug then tried to kiss me in front of the other girls.

I turned just in time and she only got apart of my mouth, mostly cheek.
Not sure if she was marking her territory in front of the others, but there were evil intentions behind that kiss.

Later on she said sorry for the kiss, and hoped that I wasn't freaked out. I of course said no problem, and someday would like to return the favour. As you can see my defences are weakening. I'm such a schmuck!!!

Next I had a couples massage with the blonde bomb.

The room is quite small so manovering around each other can be quite the task. Especially when she's sticking her ass out ands wiggling it around. It's very hard to concentrate with all that stuff happening. When we finished we both went to wash up, and she was like "Did you see anything you liked during the massage?!"

I Just laughed it off and walked out.

The day was busy but my last client cancelled, the latinas friend was still at work and finished the same time I did. She asked if I wanted to go to her house for a few drinks and shit. I said cool, let's go.

On the way there she was like, "I have to pick something up" Sure enough it was her friend, the latina. I knew right then and there this was a set-up. But once again, I went along with it.

We got back to the one girls house and started drinking and smoking weed.
Everything was cool, just hanging out. Next thing I know the Latinas fried got up and said "I got to take a shower and I'll be about 45 minutes"

OH DAMN!!!

She went into the bathroom and the heat was on!!!

The latina was all over me, she started grinding on me and it felt great. I didn't hesitate. Next thing I know she pulled me on top of her and continued to grind on me. We were fully clothed but it was still really hot. She came and I was like, wow i didn't even enter you or anything. She said that she knows how to please herself and just laughed.

Everything calmed down again, she asked if I regreted doing anything with her, and I said no.

She then said that she was getting jealous of the other girls hitting on me.
I told her that she was the only one I was interested in. Then it was on again, she pulled me into her hips again with her legs and started grinding me again. She came again!!! That's about it, her friend came back and we just kicked back had a few more drinks and shit.

I went home feeling electric.

The next morning I woke up and noticed a huge bruise on my back, it must of been from the heel of her boot when she pulled me in. So now I had to spend the week hiding the bruise.

Damn I suck!!!!

I'll let people catch up then update more cause there's more shit!!!

[Reaper Man]

You don't take advice well, but since you're obviously going to fuck this chick, you'd better start figuring out out to keep the chick after she fucks you because right now she's just loving the sexual tension, challenge, and the unavailable position you're currently in. If you don't take advantage now and plan your next few moves out, she will just fuck you and lose interest, particularly if you're not that great in the sack.

[Paulo "Crunchtime" Pisani]

You don't take advice well, but since you're obviously going to fuck this chick, you'd better start figuring out out to keep the chick after she fucks you because right now she's just loving the sexual tension, challenge, and the unavailable position you're currently in. If you don't take advantage now and plan your next few moves out, she will just fuck you and lose interest, particularly if you're not that great in the sack.

If she loses interest, then that solves the problem for me.