So you got caught taking a dump into the trashcan in your cubicle...

**Starflyer** · 08-12-2009 09:26 PM

What are you gonna do?

**GOD** · 08-12-2009 09:27 PM

Request time off.

**GOD** · 08-12-2009 09:28 PM

"Things have been really crazy at home,I don't know wrong from right anymore,maybe I need some time off to sort things through"

**stupidMonKey** · 08-12-2009 09:52 PM

I choose option 4.

**GOD** · 08-12-2009 09:58 PM

I totally posted in this thread before the poll was up.
My deepest and sincerest alologies.

**Odin** · 08-12-2009 11:14 PM

id prolly start flinging it about, and tell everyone i was getting in touch with my inner primate.

**Beets** · 08-12-2009 11:19 PM

using paperwork to wipe is gonna sting. therefor i would get some bogroll

**Shaggydoo** · 08-12-2009 11:50 PM

I went to school with a guy that took a shit and dumped it on the bitch ass history teacher's chair before 1st period.

It was a cloth chair too...soaked that stuff right up.

**Beets** · 08-12-2009 11:51 PM

did she notice

**Rob** · 08-12-2009 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by perepelochka

i cant believe the "religious trance" excuse is on here.

this is where he got it.

when we were undergrads, this is a true story that happened in the physics dept.
there were these 2 profs who had mad beef.
one day they are in the mens bathroom pissing side by side. one starts waving his dick all over the place and pisses all over the other prof. he then says he's been fasting for ramadan - and as a result he was in a religious trance.

true fucking story

The Muslims get delirious and act all crazy during Ramadan. I don't know if you've been around any of them but they're not the same. FFS their fasting should allow drinking water or they just act like retards.

**Shaggydoo** · 08-12-2009 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by Beets

did she notice

jaja... It was stinktastic in the room. While the teacher was finishing her morning coffee/meeting/whatever, people in her class were filing in...then back out the door. Someone ratted him out, but they couldn't prove it, so he didn't get in trouble.

**GOD** · 08-12-2009 11:55 PM

I put fake barf on my teacher's desk once. this story is way better though.

**Rob** · 08-12-2009 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by Shaggydoo

jaja... It was stinktastic in the room. While the teacher was finishing her morning coffee/meeting/whatever, people in her class were filing in...then back out the door. Someone ratted him out, but they couldn't prove it, so he didn't get in trouble.

Snitching is weak. Why would somebody try to ruin his epic achievement like that.

**Shaggydoo** · 08-12-2009 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Rob

Snitching is weak. Why would somebody try to ruin his epic achievement like that.

Teacher's pets and little hating cunts.

**jetjaguar** · 08-13-2009 11:56 PM

people have eccentric potty habits. At this hotel I worked as a kid; someone attempted write his name on the bathroom mirror with his ass while defecating. His penmanship was atrocious and you could barely read it. Maybe he had a traumatic toilet training experience with Evelyn Wood.