a fun time in the garden: an interview with Soilwork

[ninjashoes]

1. I havent watched pro wrestling since i was a kid. But when i did it was . I loved their entrance music and I always got a kick out of them licking people in the face.

2. Through FHQ, I would just come here to read the mma forums. I saw the funny shit that goes on in here and had to join. Never looked back.

3. Dont dislike anyone in this forum, people have their own opinions and gotta respect that. I was getting a little worried though when squirrel had that {username.} thread goin on lol. Everyone is cool here, some honorable mentions: sir lance, Blood. and what happened to D.O.? He was my fav in the mma section.

1.What kind of girls do you like? Big booty?

2.Were you popular in high school?

3.Are you nerdy about anything?

[SoilWork]

1.What kind of girls do you like? Big booty?

2.Were you popular in high school?

3.Are you nerdy about anything?

1. YOU KNOW IT! But seriously though, i aint a picky guy. I'll do pretty much anything.

2. Nope, just kept to myself. Pretty much all my friends didnt even go to the same high school as me.

3. If the subject ever comes up, I get nerdy talking about anime then they quickly change it.

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

moar

[SoilWork]

Long ways out there....

So far thats the only downside of me movin out there. My poor truck is rackin up them miles quick. In the process of looking for spare car to drive to and from work.

[ninjashoes]

1. YOU KNOW IT! But seriously though, i aint a picky guy. I'll do pretty much anything.

2. Nope, just kept to myself. Pretty much all my friends didnt even go to the same high school as me.

3. If the subject ever comes up, I get nerdy talking about anime then they quickly change it.

1.What is some of your favorite anime?

2.Do you train at all?

3.Ever been in any street fights and if so can you describe one?

[SoilWork]

1.What is some of your favorite anime?

2.Do you train at all?

3.Ever been in any street fights and if so can you describe one?

1. Dragon ball Z. Ninja Scroll. Tengo Tenge. Hellsing. and for laughs Goldenboy.

2. Was training at a gym a while back for about less than a year. Then i bought a house, work got slow, had to make sacrifices and training at the gym was one of them. Now I just hit the bag and lift in my garage.

3. One but it shouldnt even count. I was in 5th grade and some punk 8th grader was giving my buddy some shit. He pushed my buddy really hard which made him fall to the ground, poor guy started cryin lol. Thats when i stepped in and pushed him back. A second later we were both swinging are fists at eachother as if we were fighting a swarm of bees. Neither of us landed anything critical (pretty much didnt land anything at all) before the female teachers easily stopped the fight.
So guys in the future, i'd think twice about fuckin with me.

[ninjashoes]

1. Dragon ball Z. Ninja Scroll. Tengo Tenge. Hellsing. and for laughs Goldenboy.

2. Was training at a gym a while back for about less than a year. Then i bought a house, work got slow, had to make sacrifices and training at the gym was one of them. Now I just hit the bag and lift in my garage.

3. One but it shouldnt even count. I was in 5th grade and some punk 8th grader was giving my buddy some shit. He pushed my buddy really hard which made him fall to the ground, poor guy started cryin lol. Thats when i stepped in and pushed him back. A second later we were both swinging are fists at eachother as if we were fighting a swarm of bees. Neither of us landed anything critical (pretty much didnt land anything at all) before the female teachers easily stopped the fight.
So guys in the future, i'd think twice about fuckin with me.

1.Do you plan on having kids?

2.What do you think of ?

3.If you could travel backwards in time would you change anything?

[Beets]

and magic powers. pick one.

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1. What is your alcoholic beverage of choice?

2. What toppings do you order with your pizza?

3. If you could make any fictional character come to life, which would it be?

[SoilWork]

1.Do you plan on having kids?

2.What do you think of ?

3.If you could travel backwards in time would you change anything?

1. Had a close call a year ago. But not till I'm around 35-40

2. He has a kick ass hat. I believe he use to be fat correct? Then lost the weight somehow, so gotta give him props on that. Other than that, dont know him.

3. Yes, I'd go back to 2nd grade and take a shit in the bathroom before getting on the bus for the loooooooooooooong drive to wherever we were going on that feild trip.

[ninjashoes]

1. Had a close call a year ago. But not till I'm around 35-40

2. He has a kick ass hat. I believe he use to be fat correct? Then lost the weight somehow, so gotta give him props on that. Other than that, dont know him.

3. Yes, I'd go back to 2nd grade and take a shit in the bathroom before getting on the bus for the loooooooooooooong drive to wherever we were going on that feild trip.

1.So you pooped your pants in second grade? Can you tell us about it?

2.Whats been your greatest moment?

3.Where do you live and what is it like there?

[SoilWork]

1. What is your alcoholic beverage of choice?

2. What toppings do you order with your pizza?

3. If you could make any fictional character come to life, which would it be?

1. Corona

2. Anything but pineapple. Still dont under stand how people eat it.

3. Hmmmm so many options. gonna go random and say Eek the cat.

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1. What was the first job you ever had?

2. If you could hire any actor to portray you in a movie, who would you chose?

3. If you had an unlimited shopping spree at one store, which store would it be?

[SoilWork]

1.So you pooped your pants in second grade? Can you tell us about it?

2.Whats been your greatest moment?

3.Where do you live and what is it like there?

1. Why yes sir I sho did. I wasnt the kind of person to speak up when things needed to be done or said. I forgot where we were going for our field trip but before we got on the bus, we stood in line so the teachers could get a head count on all of us. During that time, a storm was brewin in my stomach. I didnt run to the bathroom cause i was afraid they would leave me, and I believe I didnt ask the teachers because (if i remember right) they looked frustrated and anxious to get us on the bus so we could take off. So anywho were driving along and my buttcheeks were workin hard to keep that ass shut! Finally, that shit was comin out whether I liked it or not. I let the buttcheeks loose and let magic happen. Thank god it didnt stink! so I was able to sit there and chill until we got to our destination without anyone knowing. When we got there evreryone got off the bus, teachers realised I was still in there sitting. I remember it was so warm and itchy, and the seat was all wet. I dont know where a change of clothes came from but they had them so I was able to clean up and go about the rest of the day.

2. Its gotta be when I had sex for the first time. Best 2 minutes of my life.

3. I think I mentioned it in this thread already lol. But its hot as fuck.

[SoilWork]

1. What was the first job you ever had?

2. If you could hire any actor to portray you in a movie, who would you chose?

3. If you had an unlimited shopping spree at one store, which store would it be?

1. I served old people food in a retirement home. It was the most fun job as well!

2.

3. Petsmart. I spoil my dogs like cwazy.

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

3. Petsmart. I spoil my dogs like cwazy.

No kidding. Pet shit is expensive as hell too.

[ninjashoes]

1. Why yes sir I sho did. I wasnt the kind of person to speak up when things needed to be done or said. I forgot where we were going for our field trip but before we got on the bus, we stood in line so the teachers could get a head count on all of us. During that time, a storm was brewin in my stomach. I didnt run to the bathroom cause i was afraid they would leave me, and I believe I didnt ask the teachers because (if i remember right) they looked frustrated and anxious to get us on the bus so we could take off. So anywho were driving along and my buttcheeks were workin hard to keep that ass shut! Finally, that shit was comin out whether I liked it or not. I let the buttcheeks loose and let magic happen. Thank god it didnt stink! so I was able to sit there and chill until we got to our destination without anyone knowing. When we got there evreryone got off the bus, teachers realised I was still in there sitting. I remember it was so warm and itchy, and the seat was all wet. I dont know where a change of clothes came from but they had them so I was able to clean up and go about the rest of the day.

2. Its gotta be when I had sex for the first time. Best 2 minutes of my life.

3. I think I mentioned it in this thread already lol. But its hot as fuck.

1.Do you have a pic on anywhere on here?

2.Have you ever tried any drugs?

3.Whats your favorite cartoon and why?

[Beets]

im hurt you ignored my magic powers question.

[Beets]

he wants to be a beer?