I gots the tranny lust: an interview with Lance Surethrust

**ninjashoes** · 05-19-2009 09:58 PM

welcome back to my magical show, today we will be talking to Lance Surethrust

1.How did you find this forum?

2.Why the name Lance Surethrust?

3.Whos your favorite poster?

**YouSlayMe** · 05-19-2009 10:16 PM

**stupidMonKey** · 05-19-2009 10:43 PM

You could just do all three.

**YouSlayMe** · 05-19-2009 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by stupidMonKey

You could just do all three.

that's the spirit..

**GOD** · 05-19-2009 11:05 PM

*waits fo see*

**Bloodshot {ADR}** · 05-20-2009 12:40 AM

**stupidMonKey** · 05-20-2009 04:34 AM

*whistles*

**Narbegesicht** · 05-20-2009 04:53 AM

i think lance just gave you the finger ninja

**LANCE SVRETHRVST** · 05-20-2009 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by ninjashoes

welcome back to my magical show, today we will be talking to Lance Surethrust

1.How did you find this forum?

2.Why the name Lance Surethrust?

3.Whos your favorite poster?

1. Searching for fights to download.

2. It has always been my alias. I use it for reservations and the like. I also used Steve Stallone because it sounded pron to me.

3. I started posting here because of Bloodshot.

War my friends list though.

**Narbegesicht** · 05-20-2009 05:15 AM

what did you think about the laker game tonigh?

is zere a little bitch or just a faggy penis loving homo?

when did you move out of long beach?

did you know cocorenos now serves breakfast?

**ferg[adr]** · 05-20-2009 05:29 AM

i like the way a whole stick of butter will just glide effortlessly up the rectum, and comes out a gooey brown after 5-10 minutes.

**LANCE SVRETHRVST** · 05-20-2009 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by King Narber

what did you think about the laker game tonigh?

is zere a little bitch or just a faggy penis loving homo?

when did you move out of long beach?

did you know cocorenos now serves breakfast?

Zere is uninspirational at best. He brings me down.

I moved to Seal Beach 4 years ago.

I think I had breakfast with shots(Reno Room) before the Long Beach Grand Prix 3 years ago? The year Bad Religion played. BTW...hiding in dive bars between 12-5pm during beautiful days is ftw.

**Axeman** · 05-20-2009 05:42 AM

back to these I see.

**Narbegesicht** · 05-20-2009 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by Lance Surethrust

Zere is uninspirational at best. He brings me down.

I moved to Seal Beach 4 years ago.

I think I had breakfast with shots(Reno Room) before the Long Beach Grand Prix 3 years ago? The year Bad Religion played. BTW...hiding in dive bars between 12-5pm during beautiful days is ftw.

seal beach is pwn, i tagged the bathroom up with Ninjashoes.net once when i was drunk after a UFC, but i did that all night at legends, belmont station, and eventually reno room and 36/36.

i'm collecting my tags and plan to start a thread in the future

**stupidMonKey** · 05-20-2009 05:55 AM

I will be in Long Beach tomorrow for work..... Uyyyyy!

**LANCE SVRETHRVST** · 05-20-2009 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by King Narber

seal beach is pwn, i tagged the bathroom up with Ninjashoes.net once when i was drunk after a UFC, but i did that all night at legends, belmont station, and eventually reno room and 36/36.

i'm collecting my tags and plan to start a thread in the future

2nd street is win. Great hunting grounds. I was at legends...got lit up and forgot my credit card. Next day...the fucking place was on fire.

**Narbegesicht** · 05-20-2009 06:12 AM

lol, you were there for that? i was still living with my mom back then, they rebuilt it, looks good, but then again i was never there before it burnt down so...

**LANCE SVRETHRVST** · 05-20-2009 06:52 AM

I went back to retrieve my credit card and was like...wtf!

Legends looks the same as before it was burnt, minus the lost sports memorabilia of course.