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    How can I pass this test?

    I have a drug test comming up and I just found out it's going to be a hair test. The problem is, I shaved my head a few weeks ago so my hair's really short right now and the test should be in a week or two. What do you think will happen? Will they take it if it's really short or will they take it from the arm or leg? I went to testclear.com and ordered a couple of shampoos. Should I just use them on my whole body or what?

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    I remember when they first started those hair tests that people were saying it stayed in for like 7 years or something crazy like that. Not sure how true that is. Just remember, they can take a pube or chest hair too and come up with the same results as the hair from your head.

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    start waxing

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    yeah looking at the advertising thing it says it cleans out the hair. bathe in it.

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    My friend got his armpit hair sampled for his drug test. He had a full head of long hair too. If you use the shampoo use it EVERYWHERE... shit, even your asscrack hair. You never know.

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    Yup DO NOT shave your head prior to the test - Your best bet is to use the shampoo on your head throughly and HOPE they grab from there. Use another batch everywhere else. If you shave your head they will take it from your arm or leg or somewhere you can easily have missed then you're really fuct
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    do what a local Rugby League player did when asked for a sample



    jump the fence and run like a motherfucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radar View Post
    do what a local Rugby League player did when asked for a sample



    jump the fence and run like a motherfucker
    Who did that?


    Thanks Bob (my father)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob View Post
    Who did that?
    The youngest MacDougall brother

    I think he was playing for the Bears in the feeder competition - the testers came up and said "hey - random piss test" and he bailed big time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radar View Post
    The youngest MacDougall brother

    I think he was playing for the Bears in the feeder competition - the testers came up and said "hey - random piss test" and he bailed big time
    Lol, sounds like the junkies who jump the fences at the train station when the transit officers come around.


    Thanks Bob (my father)

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    An Australian rugby league player has made a dramatic escape rather than face a drugs test after a match.

    Scott MacDougall, brother of Australian Test winger Adam MacDougall, ran away from Australian Sports Drug Agency (Asda) officials, jumped a fence and drove off in his car.

    The North Sydney Bears utility player launched his escape after the Bears' Division One match away to the Canberra Raiders and now faces a mandatory two-year ban.

    North Sydney coach Greg Florimo said he was aware of the incident but only heard of what happened through an Asda official.
    ho ho

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    why was a shopworker trying to do drug tests?

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