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    i can honestly say i've never hit a woman in my life...even when provoked

    It sounds odd but ive met women over the yrs that i believe actually enjoy a bit of a touch up
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by wimmer View Post
    i agree but what pisses me off is when a chick thinks she's a badass, like at a party, and acts like she's going to kick a dude's ass cause she didn't like what he said or something. so, he has to either back down from a woman or kick her ass... the guy ends up the loser either way.

    you can say, just laugh and walk away, but then she's all like... yeah you better walk away before i make you my bitch you little pussy, hahaha. and everyone is staring at you... fuck i fucking hate that stupid bitch
    some personal experiences in this department or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wimmer View Post
    i agree but what pisses me off is when a chick thinks she's a badass, like at a party, and acts like she's going to kick a dude's ass cause she didn't like what he said or something. so, he has to either back down from a woman or kick her ass... the guy ends up the loser either way.

    you can say, just laugh and walk away, but then she's all like... yeah you better walk away before i make you my bitch you little pussy, hahaha. and everyone is staring at you... fuck i fucking hate that stupid bitch
    some personal experiences in this department or what?

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    oops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mary Jane View Post
    some personal experiences in this department or what?

    lol was it that obvious?

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    personal experiences or what wimmer?
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mary Jane View Post
    oops.

    it's been doing that lately for some reason. i've had a couple double posts recently. i blame ferg

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    good i blame him too.

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    U cant really blame ferg.

    He's under s control
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    personal experiences or what wimmer?

    yeah that story i just told happened to me. some of the redneck girls around here think they're bad motherfuckers. i so wish i had held her down and rubbed out a nuggie right in front of everyone... would've gotten a rousing applause i'm sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by wimmer View Post
    yeah that story i just told happened to me. some of the redneck girls around here think they're bad motherfuckers. i so wish i had held her down and rubbed out a nuggie right in front of everyone... would've gotten a rousing applause i'm sure

    i'm sure you would have. once me n nick (40/slouch) were at a show and this chick that was my friend that he didnt like was walking down the stairs at the venue and she says something to him like "dont even fucking look at me" and he just started chanting fuck a bitch fuck a bitch and alllllll the guys on the stairs started chanting along. i wish i'd have been there cuz i fucking hate that bitch now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cam View Post
    nah

    i figure you act like you and take a take me or leave me attitude, thats not a gimmick
    nope.
    i am a gimmick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingy View Post
    nope.
    i am a gimmick.
    fibber
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mary Jane View Post

    i'm sure you would have. once me n nick (40/slouch) were at a show and this chick that was my friend that he didnt like was walking down the stairs at the venue and she says something to him like "dont even fucking look at me" and he just started chanting fuck a bitch fuck a bitch and alllllll the guys on the stairs started chanting along. i wish i'd have been there cuz i fucking hate that bitch now.

    lol i wish i had his nerve. i probably would've said something gay like... why, what did i do? then run away like napoleon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingy View Post
    nope.
    i am a gimmick.
    then i like you less

    if you send me money or fish hooks it may help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    fibber

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    Quote Originally Posted by wimmer View Post
    lol i wish i had his nerve. i probably would've said something gay like... why, what did i do? then run away like napoleon
    yes, if he has one thing it's balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingy View Post
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by cam View Post
    then i like you less

    if you send me money or fish hooks it may help
    i will send you a lock of my gimmick hair.

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