eyebrow fever: an interview with Deegs

**Narbegesicht** · 09-04-2008 01:23 AM

lol

**deegs** · 09-04-2008 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by Odin

its true, its true.

my brow just nodded in agreement.

**Odin** · 09-04-2008 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by deegs

my brow just nodded in agreement.

mine clapped when they read your answer to that question.

**ninjashoes** · 09-04-2008 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by deegs

1. get in and get out. quick and dirty. no lotion, nothing. it's like a hate fuck for yourself. if im feeling adventurous, i'll call my cell phone and hold it up to my ass.

2. uh...tshirt, jeans and chucks. nothing fancy. i hate dressing up, but will do it to steal your woman.

3. it's usually done out of a deep seeded desire/need to be fucked by someone with large, attention commanding eyebrows. so no, plus the ladies love the caterpillars.

1.What do you think of Jason?

2.Whos your favorite superhero?

3.If I was coming over what would you cook for dinner?

**deegs** · 09-04-2008 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by ninjashoes

1.What do you think of Jason?

2.Whos your favorite superhero?

3.If I was coming over what would you cook for dinner?

1. a young prodigy. he's the kind of guy who becomes your boss later on in life.

2. rorschach.

3. probably grill up a steak and some potatoes to accompany our two four of beer.

*the saltshaker will be a dildo in your honour.

**ninjashoes** · 09-04-2008 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by deegs

1. a young prodigy. he's the kind of guy who becomes your boss later on in life.

2. rorschach.

3. probably grill up a steak and some potatoes to accompany our two four of beer.

*the saltshaker will be a dildo in your honour.

1.What are Deegs plans for the upcoming year?

2.Anyone you wanna shoutout to?

3.Who's gonna get interviewed next?

**deegs** · 09-04-2008 04:13 AM

Originally Posted by ninjashoes

1.What are Deegs plans for the upcoming year?

2.Anyone you wanna shoutout to?

3.Who's gonna get interviewed next?

1. earn some money, pay off debts, develop a coke addiction, finish school, go public with my penis pump company, and find a new apartment.

2. muh dick

3. fergie

**deegs** · 09-04-2008 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by deegs

3. fergie

i change my mind about this, i want odd.

**wimmer** · 09-04-2008 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by deegs

1. Well the answer to this is simple enough. it's just what everyone calls me in real life due to no one wanting to acknowledge my real name. it is much too exotic sounding for anglo-saxons to pronounce. diego turns into die-gone, or perhaps, a joke about eggo waffles pops into their minds and they feel the urge to say point out the similarities, as though they are the only ones who lived through that era of commercials. i've learned to anticipate this moment and throat punch them with my cabbage smelling hands right before they do. it's like im preventing thought crime.

where's diego? die-gone. buahahaha i love it

good times, guys

**YouSlayMe** · 09-04-2008 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by deegs

1. get in and get out. quick and dirty. no lotion, nothing. it's like a hate fuck for yourself. if im feeling adventurous, i'll call my cell phone and hold it up to my ass.

2. uh...tshirt, jeans and chucks. nothing fancy. i hate dressing up, but will do it to steal your woman.

3. it's usually done out of a deep seeded desire/need to be fucked by someone with large, attention commanding eyebrows. so no, plus the ladies love the caterpillars.