2. i live in toronto and after visiting montreal, i have say that toronto is a shithole. it's ugly architecturally, there is nothing to see, and is ill planned.
3. back in the old days of the interweb, before i used to get all of those penis enlargement emails, i used to have to search for those offers manually on google. one day while searching for the newest offer of extendz, i came upon this majestic gathering of retards and perverts and felt at home.
you had me at hello
1. failure. finding out that i'm mediocre just like i've always suspected. squandering potential.
2. when i was a kid, i used to absolutely love playing with those biker mice from mars action figures. i had all these weapons and shit and would bring everything out and lay it out even though i knew that i wouldn't use most of them and would instead end up shoving one of the mice legs up my ass.
3. my father is a bipolar alcoholic and my brother is a diagnosed schizophrenic. he's currently in prison for pulling out a samurai sword behind a restaurant last month. i don't think im entirely normal but im a workable human meat sack capable of doing what i was designed for.
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jaja yea he was wearing an all black suit tie shirt combo and wielding a sword. it's right out of gantz.
1. utt is cool in my book. most of his antics make me laugh, probably due to the way he looks and how i picture him in real life.
2. handsome woman. takes care of business and tells it like it is.
3. i went to an all boys high school so i can't say that i tried being popular. everyone was pretty much friends with everyone else since we didn't have to compete for punani. only the virgin anus of freshmen started the fights and were traded around like packs of spiderman cards.
2. i usually like any type of sci-fi, comedy, or warped perspective. if you can freak me out, i'll enjoy it. films like clockwork orange, donnie darko, fight club,Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Wedding Crashers, Harold and Kumar, Anchorman, Old School, Akira, Grave of the Fireflies, princess mononoke, ninja scroll, spirited away, The Boondock Saints, Kill Bill 1 + 2
3. hotnewton, i wanna know if our eyebrows are the only disturbingly large thing that we have in common.