one crusty kilt: an interview with Beets

[dragonfly]

youre always excited

[ninjashoes]

1.Would you eat human flesh?

in a plane crash in the andes kinda way or in a homosexual serial killer kinda way? i think the way its prepared is probably gonna be key to me wanting to eat it. and with humans i think your gonna want to take it past rare. maybe a crispy nipple or two for garnish..

2.What do you think of black magic?



i like the strawberry fondant ones. assuming your not talking about chocolates though im gonna say its all a bag of shit but it was good for getting chicks in the mood for comforting. we used to do ouija boards all the time when we were younger and then we tried to raise a demon following some alistair crowley book we stole from the national library. it didnt work.

3.Brock Lesnar?

i could take that big muscular bastard...

1.Have you ever been in a streetfight?

2.What drugs have you tried?

3.Do you plan on having any little beets?

[Beets]

1.Have you ever been in a streetfight?

several but none for the last 12 years. the last time i was in one it nearly ended badly and as i reflected on it i realised that the only reason i found that i was getting into these situations was down to my big mouth. i have since learned to keep that shut and havent had any problems since

*touches wood*

i also reckon people that are looking for a fight will also pick someone they are confident they can beat so the trick is not to look a victim. running away is also a good idea.


2.What drugs have you tried?

emmm... hash, grass, speed, e, acid, mushrooms, coke, vallies, jellies, df's - thats about all i can think of at the minute

3.Do you plan on having any little beets?

reproducing is the whole point of society other things are mostly just time fillers

[ninjashoes]

1.Have you ever been in a streetfight?

several but none for the last 12 years. the last time i was in one it nearly ended badly and as i reflected on it i realised that the only reason i found that i was getting into these situations was down to my big mouth. i have since learned to keep that shut and havent had any problems since

*touches wood*

i also reckon people that are looking for a fight will also pick someone they are confident they can beat so the trick is not to look a victim. running away is also a good idea.


2.What drugs have you tried?

emmm... hash, grass, speed, e, acid, mushrooms, coke, vallies, jellies, df's - thats about all i can think of at the minute

3.Do you plan on having any little beets?

reproducing is the whole point of society other things are mostly just time fillers

1.What drug was your favorite?

2.How many times a day do you shoot your goo?

3.What is your greatest sexual fantasy?

[Beets]

1.What drug was your favorite?

probably e. but i spent most of my time smoking grass and hash. i also have a soft spot for speed. and vallium.

2.How many times a day do you shoot your goo?

depends how much time i have on my hands but minimum 2.

3.What is your greatest sexual fantasy?


shit so many.... ehmm im gonna go with the one i would like right now. 1 chick sucking the dick 1 licking the balls, the ropiest one gets the ass. 3 others dance and do lesbian shows and 1 builds me a joint or hands me beers. and passes me the remote control for the tv. and then i just chill out like that for most of the day.

[ninjashoes]

1.What drug was your favorite?

probably e. but i spent most of my time smoking grass and hash. i also have a soft spot for speed. and vallium.

2.How many times a day do you shoot your goo?

depends how much time i have on my hands but minimum 2.

3.What is your greatest sexual fantasy?


shit so many.... ehmm im gonna go with the one i would like right now. 1 chick sucking the dick 1 licking the balls, the ropiest one gets the ass. 3 others dance and do lesbian shows and 1 builds me a joint or hands me beers. and passes me the remote control for the tv. and then i just chill out like that for most of the day.

1.What do you train in?

2.Were you popular in school?

3.Where do you work and do you like it?

[Beets]

1.What do you train in?

mt, mma,bjj. and some other random letters too- like rbsd if theres any seminars.
i did kali for a few years too

2.Were you popular in school?

emmm.. i was a dick in school and attempted to be known for being a nutter. so i had a group of about 15 friends and we formed a little gang thing and walked around tooled up getting high, stealing things and vandalising shit.

when i think back i really wish i had done what all the geeky kids we harassed did instead.

on a side note i am concerned for the potential karma issues that may arrise for my past deeds.

3.Where do you work and do you like it?

i work in a place that pays me enough to get by. to be honest sometimes i enjoy it sometimes i dont. its very much a peaks and troughs affair.

but if i could make the same money doing something that required minimal brain input i would do it.

[dragonfly]

good stuff

[ninjashoes]

1.What do you train in?

mt, mma,bjj. and some other random letters too- like rbsd if theres any seminars.
i did kali for a few years too

2.Were you popular in school?

emmm.. i was a dick in school and attempted to be known for being a nutter. so i had a group of about 15 friends and we formed a little gang thing and walked around tooled up getting high, stealing things and vandalising shit.

when i think back i really wish i had done what all the geeky kids we harassed did instead.

on a side note i am concerned for the potential karma issues that may arrise for my past deeds.

3.Where do you work and do you like it?

i work in a place that pays me enough to get by. to be honest sometimes i enjoy it sometimes i dont. its very much a peaks and troughs affair.

but if i could make the same money doing something that required minimal brain input i would do it.

1.Would you join a ninjashoes cult?

2.What are your pet peaves?

3.Whats the horniest you have ever been?

[wimmer]

1.Have you ever stolen anything?

loads of things. i was quite the clepto from 9-16

2.Can you at least describe how you look?

6'4" probably a stone in weight over what i should be with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

3.What do you think of fat bastard?

the austin powers thing - entirely representative of the general population in scotland.

lmfao war beets

[dragonfly]

hes so mysterious

[amanamagus]

hes so *hideous

fixed

[ninjashoes]

^^^you mean arab

[amanamagus]

Maybe.

[dragonfly]

fixed

beets is easy on the eyes, honest...

[dragonfly]

hes so mysterious

3.Where do you work and do you like it?

i work in a place that pays me enough to get by. to be honest sometimes i enjoy it sometimes i dont. its very much a peaks and troughs affair.

but if i could make the same money doing something that required minimal brain input i would do it.

see how he answers the question without getting specific...

mysterio

[dragonfly]

actually, he shouldve been queried with, what is your occupation or job title? or the like...

[ninjashoes]

beets is easy on the eyes, honest...

show me vids

[dragonfly]

show me vids

spanking material?

[ninjashoes]

spanking material?

that will work