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    I am going to learn how to survive without breathing.

    Yeah, I am practicing. Anyone have some suggestions?

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    Get into a yoga class.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoryZilla View Post
    Yeah, I am practicing. Anyone have some suggestions?
    dont breathe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thatherton View Post
    dont breathe
    As in choke yourself?


    A man.

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amanamagus View Post
    As in choke yourself?
    omg if you do that i call the closet

    (for masturbation)
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    Learn how to take more oxygen in through your pores. You could try by first exfoliating.

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    Well, I don't own a mansion, just an old caravan
    That's been round Australia four times
    And I'm not all that handsome, and I burn I don't tan
    And I'd rather drink beer than drink wine
    I don't play much sport, 'cept for snooker and darts
    And I worry 'bout losing my hair
    But I've got a tongue that's 10" long
    And I've learned to breathe through me ears

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    repetition. sleep in the water

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    don't get Hep-C it won't help
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    grow gills?
    or does breathe water count.

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    i'd say yes as you are still taking in oxygen.

    the only solution is to fit a device that puts oxygen straight into the blood.
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    Do zombies breathe?

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    Breathe by diffusion of oxygen through your body, intravenously. That'd be pwn.


    A man.

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

    Robert Heinlein

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    Do zombies breathe?
    they are dead.... so i doubt it. thats probably why bits fall off em and stuff. no breathing.
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    ok one zombie rory coming right up.

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    damn. who the fuck knows, maybe years from now we will evolve to not breath, due to toxins in the air.

    im creepin wit my eye on the prize.

    recently ive experienced some of the best and worst moments of my life and it was all rather extreme. one thing i have learned is that balance always remains.

    be your own hero.

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    so where will we get oxygen from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by beetsh View Post
    so where will we get oxygen from?
    We wont need oxygen.


    A man.

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

    Robert Heinlein

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    what will we use instead?
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    cos thats a pretty fundamental change for life on earth.
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