slob the knob: an interview with rob

**ninjashoes** · 08-01-2008 10:34 AM

hello rob thanks for joining us this evening

1.Since you live in australia will you ever have a beer with mlb?

2.How are things?

3.Would you fuck a retarded slut?

**Rob** · 08-01-2008 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by ninjashoes

hello rob thanks for joining us this evening

1.Since you live in australia will you ever have a beer with mlb?

2.How are things?

3.Would you fuck a retarded slut?

1.Since you live in australia will you ever have a beer with mlb?

Hi and thanks to Jake for picking me to take part in this interview.

Yes I live in Australia but quite far away from MBL so it’s not as easy as you might think for me to have a beer with him. I’m sure I’ll be in his part of the outback one day and would love to have a beer with him. He’s a top bloke and I try to keep in touch with him on IM but he seems to be having problems it lately so we haven’t been talking as much as we once did.

It would be easier for me to find Aussie or Radar but Aussie is insane and catching him would prove to be as challenging especially since he doesn’t know where he is half the time . As for Radar he seems to be a man of mystery and I only see him post occasionally and don’t know him that well. The first ninjabro I’ll grab a pint with will most probably be Adz because I’ll be on his side of the pond soon not to mention he’s a fine lad.

Jake has promised a White Castle road trip so that will be cool but returning to your original question yes I’ll have a beer with MBL one day but as I mentioned not any time soon due to geography and circumstances.

2.How are things?

Things are going fine, I really have nothing to complain about. I’m happy and healthy, have started university recently – I just finished my first semester which I passed very well, and am having a very laid back life. Actually now that I think about it those bastards at uni steal quite a bit of my time which includes posting time damn it! That’s my only complaint I guess.

Starting uni has been great for me because after finishing high school I’ve lost contact with most of my friends because they’re scattered around the country either beginning work or going to different universities. I have begun a new chapter in my life and must admit that I am enjoying it (apart from the work of course).

My life at this point is focused on study with training and spending time relaxing in my spare time.

3.Would you fuck a retarded slut?

First and foremost I think it would be highly immoral to take advantage of a mentally challenged individual so the answer would be no. I also have high standards and let’s face it have you seen a good looking retard? (Shane doesn’t count because he's an anomaly.)

**Bloodshot {ADR}** · 08-01-2008 12:01 PM

lol, these questions started out so deep, now look at them.

**Rob** · 08-01-2008 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Bloodshot

lol, these questions started out so deep, now look at them.

It's the first set of questions blood.

**Bloodshot {ADR}** · 08-01-2008 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Rob

It's the first set of questions blood.

I know, but they're less serious. More of a "fuck, let's get this over with"

It's probably just me, I'm feeling quite intoxercatedid. As you were gents..

**Rob** · 08-01-2008 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Bloodshot

I know, but they're less serious. More of a "fuck, let's get this over with"

It's probably just me, I'm feeling quite intoxercatedid. As you were gents..

Just out of curiosity which first set of questions do you find to be the "deepest"?

1.How old are you?

2.Where do you live and what is it like there?

3.Have you ever had a lesbian experience?

1.Why did did you choose the name God for your username?

2.Do you believe in god?

3.where do you live and what is it like there?

1.Do you own any weapons?

2.Where do you live and what is it like there?

3.How old are you?

1.Why did your posting seem to come to an abrupt halt?

2.How old are you?

3.What do you think of ven?

1.Why do you change your username every 2 seconds?

2.Who is your favorite fighter as of now?

3.Where do you live and what is it like there?

1.Where do you live and what is it like there?

2.How big is your penis?

3.Do you have any pets?

1.How did you find this forum?

2.Where do you live and what is it like there?

3.Why the name Hotnewton?

1.We all know you started capturing everyones attention when you decided to get a tattoo that said vale tudo. Could you post a couple of your vale tudo tatoo pics?

2.Where do you live and what is it like there?

3.Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

1.Why the name YouFrgotPoland? What does that mean? Who forgot Poland?

2.You are from a jewish background correct?

3.How do you feel about vegans?

Trust ninja he's a wise man he knows what he's doing.

**hotnewton** · 08-01-2008 12:12 PM

^dedication.

**Bloodshot {ADR}** · 08-01-2008 12:16 PM

I have faith in ninja, I was a fool to question his authority..

**hotnewton** · 08-01-2008 12:19 PM

**Radar** · 08-01-2008 12:19 PM

war Rob

**hotnewton** · 08-01-2008 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by hotnewton

*fixed

**GOD** · 08-01-2008 12:24 PM

bzam

**Radar** · 08-01-2008 12:29 PM

you got me Rob

**TomStall** · 08-01-2008 08:29 PM

rob when you grapple jim? do you avoid eye contact?

**ninjashoes** · 08-02-2008 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by Bloodshot

I know, but they're less serious. More of a "fuck, let's get this over with"

get out of here with that bs, Rob is the man

**ninjashoes** · 08-02-2008 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by Rob

1.Since you live in australia will you ever have a beer with mlb?

Hi and thanks to Jake for picking me to take part in this interview.

Yes I live in Australia but quite far away from MBL so it’s not as easy as you might think for me to have a beer with him. I’m sure I’ll be in his part of the outback one day and would love to have a beer with him. He’s a top bloke and I try to keep in touch with him on IM but he seems to be having problems it lately so we haven’t been talking as much as we once did.

It would be easier for me to find Aussie or Radar but Aussie is insane and catching him would prove to be as challenging especially since he doesn’t know where he is half the time . As for Radar he seems to be a man of mystery and I only see him post occasionally and don’t know him that well. The first ninjabro I’ll grab a pint with will most probably be Adz because I’ll be on his side of the pond soon not to mention he’s a fine lad.

Jake has promised a White Castle road trip so that will be cool but returning to your original question yes I’ll have a beer with MBL one day but as I mentioned not any time soon due to geography and circumstances.

2.How are things?

Things are going fine, I really have nothing to complain about. I’m happy and healthy, have started university recently – I just finished my first semester which I passed very well, and am having a very laid back life. Actually now that I think about it those bastards at uni steal quite a bit of my time which includes posting time damn it! That’s my only complaint I guess.

Starting uni has been great for me because after finishing high school I’ve lost contact with most of my friends because they’re scattered around the country either beginning work or going to different universities. I have begun a new chapter in my life and must admit that I am enjoying it (apart from the work of course).

My life at this point is focused on study with training and spending time relaxing in my spare time.

3.Would you fuck a retarded slut?

First and foremost I think it would be highly immoral to take advantage of a mentally challenged individual so the answer would be no. I also have high standards and let’s face it have you seen a good looking retard? (Shane doesn’t count because he's an anomaly.)

1.What kind of music do you like?

2.Anyone here you dislike or hate?

3.Whats your favorite weapon?

**Jim** · 08-02-2008 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Tom Stall

rob when you grapple jim? do you avoid eye contact?

wrong rob.
its another Rob that i wrestle.

**Rob** · 08-02-2008 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by ninjashoes

1.What kind of music do you like?

2.Anyone here you dislike or hate?

3.Whats your favorite weapon?

1.What kind of music do you like?

I like all sorts of music, even though this really seems to be a generic answer. I mainly listen to hip hop and rap (mainly the older stuff though because most of the new stuff is rubbish) but I also appreciate other most other genres. I’ve never really got into metal or anything like that (so many sub genres that I’m not even going to attempt to list).

I know a bunch of old music which makes for good times in the shout box when singing lines from “Africa” by Toto with Bob or “Owner of a Lonely Heart” with Mitch. Oh and knowing “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd is good when someone asks “is there anybody out there?” I rock old school stuff like MC Hammer and Rick James, sometimes Michael Jackson on my way to uni so like I said I can’t really pick one type. I don’t keep up with the latest pop music though because some of it makes my ears bleed and by the time I know them well enough they're not actually pop anymore.

To give you an idea how random my playlist is the last two songs I listened to today were Pachelbel’s “Canon in D Major” and Ice Cube’s “Why We Thugs”. Some days I’m not so random and listen to one artist like Tupac or the Arctic Monkeys but randomness seems to be the theme here.

2.Anyone here you dislike or hate?

I can honestly say I have no harsh feelings towards anyone here. I know some of the posters here don’t like me for one peculiar reason or another. I say peculiar because I don’t think I post anything outrageous that would offend anyone. If I have please point me in the direction of said post and wait for me to tell you to suck my assdick because I’m not changing. I have fun teasing some of you but you know it’s all in fun and nothing serious. For example recently I’ve decided to follow in Beets’ footsteps and annoy DF. Also Team Stab is going strong against Beets, so a shout out to them.

3.Whats your favorite weapon?

I don’t have a favourite weapon, I walk around the streets unarmed and have never used a weapon against someone in a street fight. I did once use boiling water on someone but that wasn’t on the street and I would hardly consider it a weapon more an expression of my creativity than anything else (well maybe a hint of sadomasochism but I rather not stray down that path).

**ninjashoes** · 08-02-2008 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Rob

1.What kind of music do you like?

I like all sorts of music, even though this really seems to be a generic answer. I mainly listen to hip hop and rap (mainly the older stuff though because most of the new stuff is rubbish) but I also appreciate other most other genres. I’ve never really got into metal or anything like that (so many sub genres that I’m not even going to attempt to list).

I know a bunch of old music which makes for good times in the shout box when singing lines from “Africa” by Toto with Bob or “Owner of a Lonely Heart” with Mitch. Oh and knowing “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd is good when someone asks “is there anybody out there?” I rock old school stuff like MC Hammer and Rick James, sometimes Michael Jackson on my way to uni so like I said I can’t really pick one type. I don’t keep up with the latest pop music though because some of it makes my ears bleed and by the time I know them well enough they're not actually pop anymore.

To give you an idea how random my playlist is the last two songs I listened to today were Pachelbel’s “Canon in D Major” and Ice Cube’s “Why We Thugs”. Some days I’m not so random and listen to one artist like Tupac or the Arctic Monkeys but randomness seems to be the theme here.

2.Anyone here you dislike or hate?

I can honestly say I have no harsh feelings towards anyone here. I know some of the posters here don’t like me for one peculiar reason or another. I say peculiar because I don’t think I post anything outrageous that would offend anyone. If I have please point me in the direction of said post and wait for me to tell you to suck my assdick because I’m not changing. I have fun teasing some of you but you know it’s all in fun and nothing serious. For example recently I’ve decided to follow in Beets’ footsteps and annoy DF. Also Team Stab is going strong against Beets, so a shout out to them.

3.Whats your favorite weapon?

I don’t have a favourite weapon, I walk around the streets unarmed and have never used a weapon against someone in a street fight. I did once use boiling water on someone but that wasn’t on the street and I would hardly consider it a weapon more an expression of my creativity than anything else (well maybe a hint of sadomasochism but I rather not stray down that path).

1.Has anything strange ever given you a boner?

2.What is it like where you live?

3.Do you know any gothic people?