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    Indian man marries dog

    An Indian man who believed he had been cursed for stoning to death two dogs has atoned for his sin by marrying another dog in a traditional Hindu wedding ceremony.



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    P. Selvakumar, a 33-year-old farm labourer from the southern state of Tamil Nadu, married the four-year-old stray bitch after it was bathed and processed to his village temple dressed in an orange sari and garlanded with flowers.


    Friends and relations attend P. Selvakumar's wedding to a dog

    The marriage took place on the advice of the man's astrologer who said it was the only way to atone for his actions of more than 20 years ago.

    He was reported to have suffered a series of physical ailments after stoning the dogs to death and hanging their bodies from a tree.

    “After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear,” said Mr Selvakumar after the ceremony with his new "bride", whose name is Selvi.

    A reception attended by some 200 guests was held for the newlyweds in the groom's house during which Selvi grew restless and ran away.

    advertisementHowever she was subsequently recaptured and returned to her husband who gave her milk and a bun to eat.

    It is understood that the groom is still free to find a human wife should he be inclined.

    Mr Selvakumar is not the first man to have hit the headlines for having romantic relations with animals.

    Last year a Sudanese man was forced to marry a goat after village elders discovered him having sex with her. The goat died shortly afterwards.

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    That's romantic.

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    haha wtf, they would have had a hell of a honeymoon

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    I wish i was invited i would of been hole'ing everything in sight.

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    ^^ is that a verse in the bible?

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    And I fucking missed the bachelor party!!!!! FUCK!!!!!
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    lol imagine how shit the wedding food would have been, 3rd world indian dogfood wedding cake and a bone for desert

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    I can only imagine what the fucking reception was like.... he was dancing with the dog he married and the dogs friends were there getting fucked in the bathroom stalls while the other indian men were in the bathroom snorting lines and smoking pot

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    They probably ate the puppies for the dinner.
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    Silva said he is still upset about how bad he got beat up in the second Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic fight in Pride’s open-weight tournament semi-finals in September 2006. He laughed and said he begged officials not to stop the fight when he was bloodied up because he hadn’t even hit Cro Cop yet.
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    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
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    That's true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie View Post
    Now STFU

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Last year a Sudanese man was forced to marry a goat after village elders discovered him having sex with her. The goat died shortly afterwards.
    hawt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resin View Post
    I can only imagine what the fucking reception was like.... he was dancing with the dog he married and the dogs friends were there getting fucked in the bathroom stalls while the other indian men were in the bathroom snorting lines and smoking pot
    thats like when i have parties here
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