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    is masterbation wrong?

    I have urges


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    only if you do it over your sleeping grandmother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjashoes View Post
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    wrong? not no, but HELL no!

    don't fight the feeling; just do it!

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    Masterbation is like procrastination. It Feels great at first, but then you realize your only fucking yourself.
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    only if yer christian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resin View Post
    only if yer christian.
    yep.

    i cant remember the story exactly but some bible dude was supposed to knock up his dead brothers wife, but he felt really wrong about it so he beat his meat b4 the deed so he wouldnt get her prego. then god was pissed and masterbation is now a sin

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTJ View Post
    only if you do it over your sleeping grandmother.
    I had a dream I was eating cottage cheese and I woke up with my grandmother sitting on my face.

    But yeah, just so you know masterbation is wrong and is actually a sin. It is a forgivable sin, as all sin is. That joke was probably a sin I just told too. Mainly because it will make people think less of me thus pushing them further away from God.

    Hope that helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by donking View Post
    yep.

    i cant remember the story exactly but some bible dude was supposed to knock up his dead brothers wife, but he felt really wrong about it so he beat his meat b4 the deed so he wouldnt get her prego. then god was pissed and masterbation is now a sin
    That's not related to masturbation. Onan's sin is he is supposed to give his brother's wife a child (thus continuing his brother's lineage) but by spilling his seed he's just pleasuring himself and robbing his brother's wife of a child.

    Masturbation as far as I know is not a sin (can't remember the exact bible verse), but the passage of having lustful eyes that is a sin.
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    thats always what i heard

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    It's wrong if you try to escape social interaction to get laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by xcept68 View Post
    I had a dream I was eating cottage cheese and I woke up with my grandmother sitting on my face.

    But yeah, just so you know masterbation is wrong and is actually a sin. It is a forgivable sin, as all sin is. That joke was probably a sin I just told too. Mainly because it will make people think less of me thus pushing them further away from God.

    Hope that helps

    Oh and youslayme... anytime that you are about to, please let me know so I can come and watch. ;)
    lol...that would be a very long journey, my friend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotnewton
    Faith.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonfly View Post
    you gotta have it
    me too, df, me too!

    next time i indulge, i will be sure to check out the rock "scorchin'" first. OW!!!

    :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonfly View Post
    you gotta have it
    Too bad my nationwide unlimited calls doesn't include Hawaii or I wouldn't mind listening.

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    anytime u masturbate a kitten dies

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    masterbate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resin View Post
    anytime u masturbate a kitten dies
    every time you shoot a wad, a kitten with a cape tied around its neck gets shot into the freeway via potato launcher

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    I could never quit masturbating so I hope it isn't wrong, lol. Well, I could quit I guess if I was getting laid multiple times a day, but one day of abstinence is too much not to whack it, lolz.

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