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    SYVLIA BACK AT THE GYM(PICTURES INCLUDED)

    After losing to Minatauro Noguiera, Tim Sylvia was eager to get back into the gym.

    We were able to photograph the mammoth fighter as he revolutionized his style to optimize his success on the long road back to the UFC title, which he still considers his own.

    "Noguiera has MY title" said Sylvia after practicing his new routine.






















    "I'm doing more wing span work. I'm also working on slowing my game down. I realized I was going way too hard and moving much too fast for my natural genetic abilities. My species aren't meant to move like that and that is why Noguiera was able to capture me in the Guillotine."

    Tim went on about his decisions to change his style.

    "Instead of fighting to win, I fought to put on a good show. Was it entertaining as hell? Sure, but being the UFC champ isn't about putting on a good show, its about winning. And if the only way I can win is by slowly maneuvering my opponents against the cage and then wearing them out with my frame, then thats what I'll do."

    When asked about his new found fan support, Sylvia almost smiled.

    "Who couldn't love this face?".





    "“I am the way that I am, but I always remember that the harder a person gets, the more it hurts to fall down. That’s why I think about all the results (that come from) what I do in a calm way. Also, I try to treat all people the same way. We’re all human beings, with two arms, two legs and all of us are equal in front of God.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by bungleoid View Post
    LoL fucker made me look...
    Its from MMACanadianKronkerWeekly.com
    "“I am the way that I am, but I always remember that the harder a person gets, the more it hurts to fall down. That’s why I think about all the results (that come from) what I do in a calm way. Also, I try to treat all people the same way. We’re all human beings, with two arms, two legs and all of us are equal in front of God.”
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    So apparently Sylvia's change in fighting style is only Asylum worthy. Weak.
    "“I am the way that I am, but I always remember that the harder a person gets, the more it hurts to fall down. That’s why I think about all the results (that come from) what I do in a calm way. Also, I try to treat all people the same way. We’re all human beings, with two arms, two legs and all of us are equal in front of God.”
    -Fedor Emelianenko


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    cut the guy some slack, man. hes a doofus, but hes starting to win me over in a three legged, one eyed, puppy sort of way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    cut the guy some slack, man. hes a doofus, but hes starting to win me over in a three legged, one eyed, puppy sort of way.
    Who. Sylvia. He`s awesome.
    "“I am the way that I am, but I always remember that the harder a person gets, the more it hurts to fall down. That’s why I think about all the results (that come from) what I do in a calm way. Also, I try to treat all people the same way. We’re all human beings, with two arms, two legs and all of us are equal in front of God.”
    -Fedor Emelianenko


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    Bahahahahaha. Great work.
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    That was fucking hilarious - I hope and pray it was original so we can see some more later on

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    LOL great job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radar View Post
    That was fucking hilarious - I hope and pray it was original so we can see some more later on
    You think I would steal that? I stole the pictures from GOOGLE IMAGE but the story I invented myself. I'm a writer. I fucked Jason's hot sister and got her pregnant. I drank most of her breast milk and the baby died from malnutrition.
    "“I am the way that I am, but I always remember that the harder a person gets, the more it hurts to fall down. That’s why I think about all the results (that come from) what I do in a calm way. Also, I try to treat all people the same way. We’re all human beings, with two arms, two legs and all of us are equal in front of God.”
    -Fedor Emelianenko


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    Quote Originally Posted by kronker View Post
    You think I would steal that? I stole the pictures from GOOGLE IMAGE but the story I invented myself. I'm a writer. I fucked Jason's hot sister and got her pregnant. I drank most of her breast milk and the baby died from malnutrition.
    this is fiction, as it would be impossible for jasons sister to be hot.

    as for the rest...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    this is fiction, as it would be impossible for jasons sister to be hot.

    as for the rest...

    Jason's sister is hot. JASON POST THE PICTURE OF YOUR HOT PREGGO SISTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
    "“I am the way that I am, but I always remember that the harder a person gets, the more it hurts to fall down. That’s why I think about all the results (that come from) what I do in a calm way. Also, I try to treat all people the same way. We’re all human beings, with two arms, two legs and all of us are equal in front of God.”
    -Fedor Emelianenko


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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    this is fiction, as it would be impossible for jasons sister to be hot.

    as for the rest...

    dude jasons sister is hot he posted a pic of here a while back(along with the fat nasty jew) and pwt me cuz she was part native, just ask him he will post it

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    Quote Originally Posted by donpoke View Post
    dude jasons sister is hot he posted a pic of here a while back(along with the fat nasty jew) and pwt me cuz she was part native, just ask him he will post it
    +1
    "“I am the way that I am, but I always remember that the harder a person gets, the more it hurts to fall down. That’s why I think about all the results (that come from) what I do in a calm way. Also, I try to treat all people the same way. We’re all human beings, with two arms, two legs and all of us are equal in front of God.”
    -Fedor Emelianenko


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    WAR BIG TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WAR SLOTH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TIMMEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good posting Kronkbro... as for hot Jason sister...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotnewton View Post
    WAR BIG TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WAR SLOTH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TIMMEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Good posting Kronkbro... as for hot Jason sister...
    alls im saying is i need to see pics to prove it. until then i call work.

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