so i got into a fight last night

**Aussie** · 01-27-2008 05:25 AM

last night i got into a fight with some security guards it was pretty fun,

it was australia day and i had been drinking piss since 11am , by about 5pm i had already polished of 12 beers and 4 boubon and cokes, before i had even got to the pub, so yeh i went to the pup continued to drink myself silly,

later on in the night i decided to try and go into a club, but the guy turned me away for wearing shorts , than he pushed me , and i said something along the lines of " dont fucking touch me " that he put my arm behind my back and another security guard uppercutted me a few times in the nose, subsequenty causing it to piss out blood,
anyway the guy that was holding my arm either let go or i broke free not shore so i turned around and started throwing haymakers at him thana couple other bouncers got involved i eventually got draged out and suspecting they where going to take me around the back and beat the piss out of me i ran off, into a bakery where i met my brothers,

at this stage i had no idea where my shirt,wallet,phone and car keys where lol,

anyway we went back up to the pub for some stupid reason and where arguing where the guards for abit and to be a cunt i spat on one off the guards he came charging at me wanting to fight ,but he was stopped ,

so i went to another pub got a feed , than went to my bro's house and drank some more piss , done some more stupid shit there, and shortly after passed out,

a guards said 1 or 2 of the guards had to go to hospital , but im not shore if that is true or not

but yeh i woke up as soar as a viking this morning and hung over as fuck

anyway i enjoyed myself which is what counts

**ninjashoes** · 01-27-2008 05:58 AM

This one guy was looking at me like he wanted to fight but the I gave him that mean look like I have killed a man before and he backed down and pretended he was staring at a flower.

**Blunt Object [ADR]** · 01-27-2008 06:10 AM

you drink piss?

**Aussie** · 01-27-2008 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by Blunt Object

you drink piss?

shore do

**Aussie** · 01-27-2008 06:38 AM

piss=beer

**Blunt Object [ADR]** · 01-27-2008 06:47 AM

i know. lol

**Aussie** · 01-27-2008 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by Blunt Object

i know. lol

now u do

**wimmer** · 01-27-2008 07:15 AM

That's weird cause i found a wallet last night with a pic of

in it.

**harajyuks** · 01-27-2008 07:16 AM

sometimes people need to go to the hospital to gather themselves and realign their outlook on life. personal time is very underestimated today in our society and I for one feel you did these fucks a great service. spot on job solider, keep up the good work

**wimmer** · 01-27-2008 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by ninjashoes

This one guy was looking at me like he wanted to fight but the I gave him that mean look like I have killed a man before and he backed down and pretended he was staring at a flower.

lol, work

**Beets** · 01-27-2008 06:12 PM

so where were your "shirt,wallet,phone and car keys" i'd laugh if you dropped them in the club

**dragonfly** · 01-27-2008 10:57 PM

bitter, or

weak?

**Aussie** · 01-28-2008 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by dragonfly

bitter, or

weak?

toohey new

**Aussie** · 01-28-2008 06:16 AM

*tooheys

**Aussie** · 01-28-2008 06:18 AM

Originally Posted by BTJ

so where were your "shirt,wallet,phone and car keys" i'd laugh if you dropped them in the club

um i ended up getting them back my brother picked them up ,luckily ,

also i just found at that i launched a otto bin at the club in anger after it ,my mate saw me do it but i was to drunk to remember