he to kill me?Originally Posted by Radar
he to kill me?
topanga is slightly fattyass now.
and she works for tyra.
I had a fun night in Vegas; tickling and wrestling with Brittany Andrews on E
seriously?I had a fun night in Vegas; tickling and wrestling with Brittany Andrews on E
Scott Bakula.
trabajo /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\
Dressed to Thrill Ball '03
if I was fibbing, I would probly be more explicet
Hannah Montana
it is not whorish to handfuck yourself on the internode
or is it?
Wendy Harmers a scrubber.A mate of mine has been known to poke some of Australia's better known (and least attractive) celebrities.
Case in point: a threesome with Wendy Harmer
and rough outdoor sex with Kerri-Anne Kennerley.
KAK was hot back in the day though.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.
It's perfect !
My ex's aunt used to fuck Paul Sr. From American Chopper jaja
She (my ex) does hair at a crazy baller status salon and her friend there cut Jamie Foxx's hair at some expo thing and he used to fly her out to cali and rail her out sometimes.
And my friend got head from Don Frye's daughter. She used to go to my high school, both of them apparently, but I didn't find out til I got kicked out or else I would've got em too.
My other brushes with celeberties:
I inadvertedly almost sold some weed that I grew to DMX when he was speaking at the YMCA my homies gf was working at. They smoked afterwards and he was tripping out when he heard how cheap she got it and they were trying to call me to come pick more up, but I didn't answer.
Pwnd. I see that fool at strip clubs and random spots like fuddruckers and shit all the time.
I've met tons of underground hip hop guys at the Perfekted Alphabetiks (graff) shows we used to throw. Shapeshifters, vocab malone, 2mex, busdriver, cutthroat logic; but I didn't fuck any of them. 2mex gave me a grip of chronic once because he had to go to the airport in the morning and he was skeerd to bring it with him.
I've seen Tyson a bunch of times in my old neighborhood and at my friends strip club. Never talked to him.
And I've bought weed from Black Rob in Tucson. It was pure shit.
I'm becoming what's inside of me
I know a bitch who fucked a bunch of MLB players. I also know a kid (from college) who got with Lindsay Lohan back in the day.
I've met tons of pro athletes, but I'm not gay. LOL
I will not remove this sig until Wand is UFC Champion
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WAR PATRIOTS
I screwed Matt Hughes secretly after I went to his exclusive one night being pastor catacism class. I told him I really liked his slams and next thing we were wrestling under the covers. He sort of took advantage of me, got me in a kimura and all.
YoufrgotPoland has done up a couple models.
Myself nah, I convice girls I'm better than I am and they THINK they're getting with someone famous.
not yet but soon I will fuck britney spears
I met her when she was filming that shitty movie of hers. I told the story before.
ill meet her when she comes to caboolture pub
I will tell her. When should she meet you?
im only 5 minutes away she can make a time ill be there
ill get my people to talk to your people then get your people to talk to her people and get back to me
No problem. You want her clean or smelly?
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