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    Best mastubation techniques

    What the best way your guys have found to jack off?

    I like to use conditioner to lube my penis up. Then I like to slowly stimulate it with both hands. once i get it going, i usually have a small dildo which i insert in my anus.

    once i climax, i feel a great rush in my penus and my anus. u guys should try.

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    Try the I didn't start the fire technique.

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    The fire starts when the fire wants to and only then. Your masturbating has very little to do with it...most of the time.


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    Sit on yer opposite hand til it falls asleep and use that they call it "the stranger"

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    i like the trifecta approach.... lube, pump, repeat.

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    Try masturbating to the thought of a woman.

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    I use the 'white knuckler' technique.

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    utt you been on a roll with these hof werthy threads


    keep up the good werk



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    i fuck my hand

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    + think of ass

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    Im right handed but I actually jerk off with my left.
    Does anyone else find themselves in this situation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy.. View Post
    Im right handed but I actually jerk off with my left.
    Does anyone else find themselves in this situation?
    nah i try left handed sometimes but it doesn't work for me

    this smileyis biased too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy.. View Post
    I use the 'white knuckler' technique.
    haha when you say choke yer chicken you really mean it.




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    I found that using Mayo is very stimulating.

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    I personally don't understand the whole lube thing, i mean the skin moves with your hand. no need for butter




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    Quote Originally Posted by Blunt Object View Post
    nah i try left handed sometimes but it doesn't work for me

    this smileyis biased too
    I just cant find my rhythm with the right.
    Its like trying to throw a ball with my left hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blunt Object View Post
    this smileyis biased too

    lol good one bluntbro




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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    I found that using Mayo is very stimulating.
    *smacks curly*




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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmer View Post
    I personally don't understand the whole lube thing, i mean the skin moves with your hand. no need for butter
    True,but if ur planning a prolonged session lube is the way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmer View Post
    *smacks curly*

    * pulls Larrys hair out.*

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