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    BREAKING NEWS!!! TIM SYLVIA OUT OF THE UFC !!!

    Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):

    " f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."

    He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.

    Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:

    "Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."

    Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.


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    greatest thread evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



    end thread.

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    wtf

    how is this possible?


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    it's true... i saw it at www.ufc.com so it must be true.

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    it was such a good movie

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    i heard sylvia got 4 thumbs up teh butt for his performance

    im creepin wit my eye on the prize.

    recently ive experienced some of the best and worst moments of my life and it was all rather extreme. one thing i have learned is that balance always remains.

    be your own hero.

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    damn Sylvia has a big ass


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    *closes eyes

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    bahaa best post ever. rep'd


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    where the fuck are these pics from tho'rly?

    im creepin wit my eye on the prize.

    recently ive experienced some of the best and worst moments of my life and it was all rather extreme. one thing i have learned is that balance always remains.

    be your own hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjashoes View Post
    damn Sylvia has a big ass
    hahhaha, I first tought to myself who is that fat slob and alas to my surprise



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    there's the ass that shat during fight

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    anus'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by deegs View Post
    Tim and Chuck made a low-budget porn back in the summer of '06! Apparently, it's made it's way into the hands of Dana White whom after several hours of viewing in his locked office, had some choice words for Sylvia. Dana came out sweating and disheveled from his large meal of yogurt, which he had spilled all over his pants. He said the following(expletives not typed):

    " f*** F****** M*****F***** Sylvia. @%&@!!."

    He said that Chuck could stay due to the fact that he was the giver and was impressed with his UFC-style performance.

    Sylvia sent a brief email and basically said this:

    "Hey, it was a crazy time, man. Everyone was doing it and the UFC wasn't paying shit. Drugs, rock and roll, tie dye, low-budget gay porn. Whatever, all I know is that it was hard to ride my sweet vespa home and is a possible reason for me shitting myself when i fought Assuerio."

    Paul Walker made a cameo because he was spending the day in the men's shower anyway.

    hahahaha....funny.
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    whoever anused this is an asshole. this is legit mma news.

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