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    best essay ever written













    "My ground game is good." -James Toney

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    T/L.
    Unfortunately my attention span doesnt permit me to read the entire post.
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Gruber View Post
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    http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/1...st_Essay_Ever_
    "My ground game is good." -James Toney

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    Obviously fake. Therefore, not funny.

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    fERGUSonBro you are my Idol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayor " R-DEX " View Post
    fERGUSonBro you are my Idol.
    no way you are my idol mayor! lets get fucked up and bang some sluts.
    "My ground game is good." -James Toney

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    ^^^ i knew this was coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resin View Post
    ^^^ i knew this was coming
    *cumming
    "My ground game is good." -James Toney

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    that teacher has atrocious handwriting, f!!!
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    theres nobody who wouldnt hurt you, if it helped them.

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    ^^^ work

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    A man.

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

    Robert Heinlein

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