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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fire Zouave View Post
    Bruce was all like "we're not gonna get back till dark! We're gonna freeze!"

    I told him

    HA! This is true. I was upset because we drank all our beer and smoked all our dope in the first two hours and had to resort to schmoozing fellow river travelers for cans of Budweiser and Busch Light for the next 6!! Thank goodness river travelers are friendly folk. And the women have big breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBA View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiktaalik View Post
    way to give 'er fellas. looks like an epic adventure.
    Yup. Next time you're coming.

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    looks like another successful ninjaclan gathering


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Lee View Post
    HA! This is true. I was upset because we drank all our beer and smoked all our dope in the first two hours and had to resort to schmoozing fellow river travelers for cans of Budweiser and Busch Light for the next 6!! Thank goodness river travelers are friendly folk. And the women have big breasts.
    Yeah, we went like 3 miles the first couple of hours and then had to fucking row our asses off in spurts!

    River travelers are nice folk...except for when they have rubber snakes, huh Bruce?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Lee View Post
    Yup. Next time you're coming.
    One of your boys? Fuck yeah, a friend of Bruce's is a friend of mine!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjashoes View Post
    looks like another successful ninjaclan gathering
    Very much so man, camping is THE SHIT.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fire Zouave View Post
    Yeah, we went like 3 miles the first couple of hours and then had to fucking row our asses off in spurts!

    River travelers are nice folk...except for when they have rubber snakes, huh Bruce?

    **smacks forhead**

    DOH!!!

    **shakes hand in the air, screams**

    BASTARDS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fire Zouave View Post
    One of your boys? Fuck yeah, a friend of Bruce's is a friend of mine!
    My brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Lee View Post
    **smacks forhead**

    DOH!!!

    **shakes hand in the air, screams**

    BASTARDS!!!
    So do you want to tell the tale of your pwning by a couple of adolecents or shall I?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Lee View Post
    My brother.
    Awesome - bring him.

    We could make it a big non Ninja gathering where we could bring our women and shit...or at least a couple more fellas.


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    So what's up Fire my man. I have about 23 bruises on my body. My back hurts like fuck.

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    Fire resembles tito in this one.lol

    Looks like you guys had a great time. War Ninjabros!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fire Zouave View Post
    So do you want to tell the tale of your pwning by a couple of adolecents or shall I?
    Your story telling skills are far better than mine. But those adolecent bastards were directed by that asshole in the canoe who pulled the string. The guy you were going to go drop a floating Kimura on if he got your camera wet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fire Zouave View Post
    Damn, it must be good for you to bust out the fancy post!

    You're a veteran camper, TBA - you approve then of how we roll?
    <marquee direction=right>Hell yes! I do indeed.</marquee>

    <marquee direction=left>I was impressed by a lot that I saw.</marquee>

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    Yeah Bruce does appear to be in pretty good shape but i'd have to go with Axebro if things ever got ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Lee View Post
    So what's up Fire my man. I have about 23 bruises on my body. My back hurts like fuck.



    Sorry man. It wouldn't have been so bad if we had a mat. I keep finding scrapes and bruises too though I think some of them were from the river too - as I am sure some of yours are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmer View Post


    Fire resembles tito in this one.lol

    Looks like you guys had a great time. War Ninjabros!
    Enlarge the head, bleach my hair blonde and put about 35 lbs of muscle and 2 inches of height on me and yeah, I see it!

    We had a great time man, you really should make it up for the next one - we each drove like 3 hours to get there.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fire Zouave View Post


    Sorry man. It wouldn't have been so bad if we had a mat. I keep finding scrapes and bruises too though I think some of them were from the river too - as I am sure some of yours are.
    Yeah, we need a mat next time. And timed rounds. I think I can win via lay 'n pray if I don't gas myself out trying to kill you. I'm gonna rewatch Gracie vs Sevren and take notes on how to stall.

    But it was cool as hell when you were teaching us the sumbissions. I had a respect for JEWWWWW JITSEWWWW before, but after learning the some of the techniques, and feeling how they get applied and rolling with someone who is trained, I have a totally new respect for it. It was all very impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Lee View Post
    Your story telling skills are far better than mine. But those adolecent bastards were directed by that asshole in the canoe who pulled the string. The guy you were going to go drop a floating Kimura on if he got your camera wet.
    So we are cruising down the river, about 6 hours into it and who knows how much longer to go. We're out of beer and weed, most of our shit is soaked but we are starting to dry out and make decent time.

    We come past this camp ground and I am up front and I see these kids hiding in a tree stump in the water. The little shits wait until I go past and the hose me with one of those pump water guns! I yelled at them to quit and their dad or sombody says "you didn't say please don't squirt me"! So I ask him if he is going to ask me to please not punch him in his fucking face.

    I obviously did not rattle this guy much because when Axe and Bruce came by his wretched offspring started squirting them too - and then the coupe de gras - while Bruce was distracted from the water, the guy in the canoe pulled a wire that had a rubber snake dangling on it right in front of Bruce's face, causing him to freak out and tip his kyak!

    Now, at this point I would have to give it to the fuckers for their ingenuity, but the thing is that my camera was on the raft on the back of Bruce's kyak. I paddled back to them asking Bruce if my camera got dumped - when we determined it had not, I told cus in the canoe that he was lucky that I don't have to come over there and take $300 out of his ass. Told him he was a shit ass parent having his kids fuck with people who are minding their own business and again reminded him how it is a matter of time before he gets his ass beat. At least the people who rowed past while we pulled over to dry off did not get squirted - I'm sure they were right back at it as soon as we were out of eyesight.

    Not funny at the time, but funny as FUCK now!


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