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    weirdest place youve taken a shit...

    When I was a kid the toilet was blocked and while dad was fixing it I had to drop a shit.
    So mum gave me the go ahead and I went out the backyard up behind the shed and choked one out in a bucket...
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    In my pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoryZilla View Post
    In my pants.
    Yeah ,that is a weird place to shit....Ur in the lead.
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    in a toilet

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    In a friends pants.

    7th grade, 4-H camp, had a problem, had to borrow a pair of pants from my buddy Daniel Quinn ... we're not close anymore.

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    in your mum's mouth


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoryZilla View Post
    In my pants.
    no way
    tread softly because you tread on my dreams...

    theres nobody who wouldnt hurt you, if it helped them.

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    its a toss up between there and her chest


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    well or my pants i guess....little creamsicles running down my leg


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    um i was coming home from school and i really really really had to take a shit so i took one against a tree outside somebody's home.
    RIP Evan Tanner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus Prime View Post
    um i was coming home from school and i really really really had to take a shit so i took one against a tree outside somebody's home.
    that would have spun the owners out....
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    lol it was hilarious afterwards when i thought about it
    RIP Evan Tanner

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    Quote Originally Posted by providencemmaguy View Post
    in your mum's mouth
    You're really letting your hair down prov. Did you just say what i think you said? I hope you're drunk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmer View Post
    You're really letting your hair down prov. Did you just say what i think you said? I hope you're drunk!
    i think he is teh high.
    RIP Evan Tanner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmer View Post
    You're really letting your hair down prov. Did you just say what i think you said? I hope you're drunk!
    I wasnt sure if that was directed at me and I just let it go...
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy.. View Post
    I wasnt sure if that was directed at me and I just let it go...
    he said "prov" as in providencemmaguy
    RIP Evan Tanner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy.. View Post
    I wasnt sure if that was directed at me and I just let it go...
    I wasn't sure either but i looked again and he said mum. I'm thinking of killing him.

    Well that might be overreacting ... but i can still think of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmer View Post
    I wasn't sure either but i looked again and he said mum. I'm thinking of killing him.

    Well that might be overreacting ... but i can still think of it.
    I hope it doesnt happen again.Im not equipped to tolerate mother jokes & I may be forced to use gimmicks.
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy.. View Post
    I hope it doesnt happen again.Im not equipped to tolerate mother jokes & I may be forced to use gimmicks.
    i've been wanting to get me a gimmick, i think i will. Can mods look and find out who you are tho? that would make a difference.

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