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    drug test

    so as some of you know im on probation for possesion and selling.

    so last week i had my supposed last piss test, and i went to court today only to find their continuing it again, so i have a possible piss test as early as next wednesday (6/19)

    i smoked last friday it was a party cone (joint) shared between 4 people, so itll have been 12 days on the day of the piss test

    so i have a week from tonight to get myself clean

    i need ideas of what i can buy or do to guarantee myself a clean piss test, their superivsed so i cant use a fake dick or someone elses piss

    im kinda tight on cash to so i cant do anything to expensive

    so ideas plz??


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    Anyways drug testing fucking blows its noones business if you smoke, jerk off to animal porn, play with your poop or listen to N'sync. Fuckin Nazis invading your privacy. I swear I'm sick of this shit, I should be able to grow weed in my backyard and have enough to stay high. Fuckin Nazi bullshit

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    pm me your addy ....I have a Herbal Clean Premium detox program which takes a week to clean plus there is an emergency 1 hr flush also included. I will overnight it to you tomorrow.

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    remove the ADR and join TAAR would be my first advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman View Post
    pm me your addy ....I have a Herbal Clean Premium detox program which takes a week to clean plus there is an emergency 1 hr flush also included. I will overnight it to you tomorrow.
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    Plus, we have better weed...for after you pass your test of course.


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    i PM'd you axe and i just might have to join TAAR, the thought had crossed my mind :-)


    Quote Originally Posted by ninjashoes View Post
    Anyways drug testing fucking blows its noones business if you smoke, jerk off to animal porn, play with your poop or listen to N'sync. Fuckin Nazis invading your privacy. I swear I'm sick of this shit, I should be able to grow weed in my backyard and have enough to stay high. Fuckin Nazi bullshit

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    The TAAR has good peeps.
    I'd go for the sweat out routine to purge the THC.As far as I know its not water soluable & stores in the fat.
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

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    well i sweat alot when i train (every other day) so that should be a factor


    Quote Originally Posted by ninjashoes View Post
    Anyways drug testing fucking blows its noones business if you smoke, jerk off to animal porn, play with your poop or listen to N'sync. Fuckin Nazis invading your privacy. I swear I'm sick of this shit, I should be able to grow weed in my backyard and have enough to stay high. Fuckin Nazi bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fire Zouave View Post
    Plus, we have better weed...for after you pass your test of course.
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    yeah its gay my next court date is july 18th, so i cant smoke for another month >.<


    Quote Originally Posted by ninjashoes View Post
    Anyways drug testing fucking blows its noones business if you smoke, jerk off to animal porn, play with your poop or listen to N'sync. Fuckin Nazis invading your privacy. I swear I'm sick of this shit, I should be able to grow weed in my backyard and have enough to stay high. Fuckin Nazi bullshit

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    skunk pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by skunknuts[ADR] View Post
    well i sweat alot when i train (every other day) so that should be a factor
    When I had to get clean for court I was clean in 3 weeks or less.But I was a chronic smoker & I didnt do any detox or sweatouts.
    If u only have a little in ur system & u sweat & drink plenty of water in training I'd say you'll be good in about a week.
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    yo Skunk since you can't have UPS I will send it overnight USPS (if I can).

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    thanks dude

    i really owe you one


    Quote Originally Posted by ninjashoes View Post
    Anyways drug testing fucking blows its noones business if you smoke, jerk off to animal porn, play with your poop or listen to N'sync. Fuckin Nazis invading your privacy. I swear I'm sick of this shit, I should be able to grow weed in my backyard and have enough to stay high. Fuckin Nazi bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by skunknuts[ADR] View Post
    thanks dude

    i really owe you one
    no worries, glad to be able to help out a fellow ninjabro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmybro View Post
    The TAAR has good peeps.
    I'd go for the sweat out routine to purge the THC.As far as I know its not water soluable & stores in the fat.
    Jimmy is right.

    If you were completely 100% clean prior to smoking that party cone, and you have 12 days- you'll probably be clean just as is. One big hooter won't stay in your system that long- especially if you are active and sweat alot and have a high metabolism.

    I would drink green tea and cranberry juice for the next 10 days. They will capture any thc free radicals and help you detox.

    Workout, sweat, drink antioxidents. Should be good. Also do the shit Axe sends you on top of that.

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    cranberry juice and lots of water. cranberry juice is a natural cleanser.

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    All this weed talk.
    Im gonna have a toke right now...
    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?

    A death. What's that, a bonus ? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.

    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

    It's perfect !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmybro View Post
    All this weed talk.
    Im gonna have a toke right now...
    I just got done with 2 gravity bongs !!!

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