Bruce Lee's Campaign Promises

[Bruce Lee]

i vote for you, bruce. more and brian for all!

ATTA BOY!!! I sense a revolution is afoot!

[ferg[adr]]

ATTA BOY!!! I sense a revolution is afoot!

it's what the people want.

[MBL]

I made my bong out of a plastic bottle and garden hose

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

ATTA BOY!!! I sense a revolution is afoot!

Another one? We've had like 40 so far.

[The Wolf]

yet another one.


nothing pissed ppl off like the adr though

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

yet another one.


nothing pissed ppl off like the adr though

I know. That was a fucking blast.

[Brad O]

Team Brother Fish?

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

Team Brother Fish?

THey were good, but didn't have the staying power to compete.

[Brad O]

THey were good, but didn't have the staying power to compete.

Augustus FTW!

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

Augustus FTW!

He is the definition of staying power...







Speaking of the Persons family.....

[Jim Persons]

I'm back!!!

[Jim Persons]

Now that's a fucking sig.

[MBL]

THey were good, but didn't have the staying power to compete.

we got bored alot quicker, the tbf still lives!

[Jim Persons]

we got bored alot quicker, the tbf still lives!

That's good to know... You guys were a lot of fun.

[henry]

Bruce Lee buys women off the internet, that alone is mod worty.

[Vens]

Bruce Lee buys women off the internet, that alone is mod worty.

and he posts pictures of a girl, and says that is his Girlfriend, which it is not..that is always modish.

[henry]

and he posts pictures of a girl, and says that is his Girlfriend, which it is not..that is always modish.

+ juan pablo

[The Fire]

I HAVE A DREAM!

Hello fellow NS posters. My name is Bruce Lee and I am running for Moderator of the Ninjashoes website. I thought I'd take a moment to seperate myself from the other worthy candidates with a list of campaign promises. If these eloquent reasons do not move you, know that I will beg, barter or pay for your vote...

1- I promise to never ban anybody (unless I perceive their behavior to be ban worthy- examples to follow.).

2- I promise to never move your threads to the Anus (unless I perceive that the thread is anus worthy).

3- I promise to legalize Marijuana for all forum users ASAP!!!!

4- I promise to ban all forum users who don't smoke out of a glass bong, or vaporizer (see campaign promise #1).

5- I promise to shut down the borders- we don't need no illegal squaters from rival forums fucking up our flow or leaching off our Highlight section. 10 hitter quiters get the boot (see campaign promise #1).

6- I promise to be flexible with my closed border rule - exempting harmless, hungry vagabond posters who are just looking for a home.

7- I promise to support the "surge" strategy in our wars with rival forums (FHQ, Sherdog, ect...). We go hard, or we go home...

8- As much as I dislike Tranny's, Shane and the ADR, my administration believes these to be NS precedents and we would not affect any changes in these areas.

9- I promise to give BTJ the Medal of Freedom for all of the fine, young women he has posted througout the year. ***edit Hotnewton will also get the Medal of Freedom for his unequaled contributions in the Womens Forum. He is also my Public Relations Campaign Director and on the short list of people to be Secretary of State when I am moded.

10- I promise to be just as sarcastic, cynical and vitrollic as I have ever been. I WON'T LET THE POWER GO TO MY HEAD AND CHANGE ME!

Now if you'll excuse me I have some more campaigning to do. I will buy "BRUCE LEE FOR MOD!!!" usertitles for all 3,452 users.

Keep in mind who it was to first nominate the one time forum heel for said lofty position. If you are so lucky to gain a seat at the round table, I will offer you the seat next to mine, and a congratulatory swig from my chalise.

[Axeman]

doesn't look good for me becomin Mod with all the Bruce Lee Modwagon riders. oh well, maybe next time around.

[HarshReality]

haah u fuking loser, guesss you spend so much time here, it only makes sense you become a mod.. just keep in mind the clown (bruce lee) is a tranny..

hey bruce how's the car?? LOL get mugged lately??