Magic The Gathering

ShadowoftheDarkgod

Blue Bomber
Ninjabro
#61
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Naw, naw, naw, Brad. You cannot say that you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my people is turned into a cartoon musical? With a singing raccoon? I mean, think about it, Dog. The real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt Indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the Indian princess silly. Would the white man make a story about Auschwitz, where the inmate falls in love with the guard and they go off singing love songs with dancing swastikas?
 
#62
he's just mad because we bred out all the good looking sprit monkeys and left them with a bunch of predisposed alcoholic women built like tar & feathered brick shit houses in turquoise earrings

at least we left it legal for the men to beat them within an inch of death on their shitty land though
 

Bloodshot {ADR}

Subjective Witness
Ninjabro
#64
lol, I've turned 3 of my friends onto this.. A buddy's stopping by with a fat pack he just bought, wants me to help him build a deck. Shame doesn't have to be selfish I guess..
 

Bloodshot {ADR}

Subjective Witness
Ninjabro
#68
I got ditched on a game tonight, finally built my tempered steel deck. Have the bitch down to 70 cards, need to make it atleast 60 to better my probability of getting my artifact buffs. 4 "preordains" will help my odds, but still, if I have something I really want to keep I need to tuck it on my sideboard. Thinking about tossing my "glinthawks" to the side. Since the majority of my artifacts can't fly I kind of need a backup. I can't hope to play a groundbased deck in this game.. I have 4 buff enchantments that give flying in my black deck I could move to my tempered deck, but I'm trying to get rid of cards, not add them.

This game sucks when you already spend enough time thinking about pointless shit.
 
#69
Token based decks are frigging hilarious.

I'm talking about the ones where you produce an army of 1/1 creatures that cmpletely overwhelms your opponent.

Lord of the Pitt used to be the card to have for a token deck.
 

Bloodshot {ADR}

Subjective Witness
Ninjabro
#70
Token based decks are frigging hilarious.

I'm talking about the ones where you produce an army of 1/1 creatures that cmpletely overwhelms your opponent.

Lord of the Pitt used to be the card to have for a token deck.
let a friend of mine play my goblin token deck against my tempered steel deck, his 18 creatures hit me and I could only block 2... so what if they're only 1/1.. He was only 9 up, then dropped down a "Krenko Mob Boss" and doubled his goblins. I got ass raped.
 

Bloodshot {ADR}

Subjective Witness
Ninjabro
#73
Crazy chick is mad I don't want to see her anymore.. I didn't know she was native american, but the yesterday she wanted all the gifts she gave me back.

I happily gave her the individual cards she gave me and the 32 gig memory stick, but I can't give her the fatpack back.. It's already mixed in with my cards, but she still flipped about that..

I reminded her I don't owe her a damn thing, and she's lucky to get back what I have for her.