I told a greenhorn at work that everyman in his lifetime has or will shit his pants.

My question is how did it happen for you?

I was rolling on e pretty heavy and drinking, and it just happened.

i did once, i forget exactly how but it involved drugs too. it happened at the same time i was puking up cheap vodka outside btw.

for the record, i've shit somebody elses pants too.

not yet bro...but maybe some day that shit happend to me!
hip!

we was smoking some pot behind my neighbors house and he pulled up in his truck, as he pulled up i squirted a little....then casually walked from his backyard and ran home ready to use the toilet.

once i was carrying one of those heavy bags of dog food...felt a fart coming, i let it out *whoops*

not yet bro...but maybe some day that shit happend to me!
hip!

Oh it will happen I guarantee this. Wait for see.

I haven't shit my pants since passed the age of 5

on my way home to make waiting to make my normal first get home shit. and this kid grabbed me from behind trying to choke me with the sleeper, while this im trying to fight his buddy off from robbing my pockets. i ended up getin free and the pulled a knife on me, ther wer more kids coming towards us too and i jus bounced out to get home. i realized that during the scuffle my turtle had poked his head out. wat can you do. shit happens

I had to change shanes diaper a few days ago. He got an erection and ended up peeing in my face.

Visiting friends at college a couple years back checking out the girls playing field hockey when it happened...i took my sweat shirt off and wrapped it around me like knotting it in the front like a homo around my waist so noone would see it leak through my pants...Got back to the dorms and went to the bathroom and cleaned myself up and threw away the underwear in the trash..noone even knew

I haven't shit my pants since passed the age of 5

YOur time will come.

lmao this is a good thread Rd jajajaja

I shit on this thread

I shit on this thread

That is bad form. Just tell your story about the times you shit your pants.

no but i was on the bus coming back from a drumline competition one day when i was in highschool and one of my fellow snare players shit his pants on the bus...

his exact words were "ahhh dave... i sharted"

and then followed up with "ahhhhhh its coming up my back"


he ran out to the mcdonalds as the whole bus cheered and clapped for him.

not happened to me just yet

not happened to me just yet

Your time will come.

Hi guys. Here is a link to that video.

http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1022815

it actually happened the first time to me about a few months ago, i was really, really, drunk and i just ate a breakfast burrito(if i recall)/ i felt a nice ass buster comin on and i tried to let out just enuff, but squeeze enuff. oopps

Hi guys. Here is a link to that video.

http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1022815

hahahaha, i remember that shit. thats one of my favorite snl skits. havnt seen in mad long thanks.

Your time will come.

prolly sooner than later seein how i will be in some depends here in about 20 yrs

I had a slight squirt walking to the bathroom at work. Didnt even know it happened until I got in the stall and pulled down my pants. Then I jjst finished shitting, threw out my underwear and went back to my office.

u went commando teh rest of the day lol

A few times maybe.

I came in my pants when I went to the strip club with no underwear

very fine girl was giving me lapdance and I started blowing my load on her ass, Im not sure if she knew cuz she kinda got up for a sec

I came in my pants when I went to the strip club with no underwear

very fine girl was giving me lapdance and I started blowing my load on her ass, Im not sure if she knew cuz she kinda got up for a sec

Who hasn't?

I was taking a desperate piss in the garden of a local RSL club, when the fart that I was trying to squeeze out turned out to be wearing a hat of poop.

I had to throw away a perfectly good pair of Calvin Klein undies.

u went commando teh rest of the day lol

i roll commando everyday.:neo:

I was taking a desperate piss in the garden of a local RSL club, when the fart that I was trying to squeeze out turned out to be wearing a hat of poop.

I had to throw away a perfectly good pair of Calvin Klein undies.

Tighty whities?

;267783']Tighty whities?

grimey whities after he got through with em.

;267783']Tighty whities?

That they were, my friend

I shit my pants today. No big woop.

sometimes, i get lazy.

in 4th grade. i tried to let a fart out and instead shit cameout. my buddy from way back then still hasnt let go of laughin at that.

you guys are not very resourceful...

dont you shit stains realize that you can sell that underwear on ebare.com?

ive read about $5000 worth of stories already...

i think i farted when someone threw me ippon style....

yeh i have... very much like some of the stories on here about the thinking it's a fart.. but it was really something more similar to thick chili... when i suffering from diarrhea.. :(