i just vedged out wayyy too long on your myspace slideshow..

i apoligize for the creepiness...

what are you wearing?

just the usual


sportsbra and bike pants

...and please explain the tl/fwi thing

I don't know what it means

too long / fwapped instead*

which was going to be my response anyway...

*dont tell anyone

too long / fwapped instead*

which was going to be my response anyway...

*dont tell anyone

I'm glad I asked



:umm:

fuck hq fighting

im fucking stoned and i have laffy taffy stuck in my head

fuck hq fighting

...and what exactly is THAT meant to mean..?

im fucking stoned and i have laffy taffy stuck in my head

the song, or the candy? i bet the candy sucks have stuck in your head.

im fucking stoned and i have laffy taffy stuck in my head

I have not been able to get stoned for 2 months because of piss tests.

Is the Laffy Taffy stuck in one of your knife wounds?

i got like a hundred stitches taken out of my grill today and the faggot plastic surgeon didnt even have the before picture of my face hole, mark buster he said i had to go request my medical records, so i did that and the bitch ass niggas said they didnt have it and to call back on wednesday so now i have to wait forever to see my mangled face piece unless i ice the other side of my face with a gutting knife buck fifty shiv style to the cheek bone player know what im spraying?...

get on teh msn odd

im black again...

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lol that picture is so classic

thug life

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are you in teh bEp..?

slug life

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/Mollusks/Leopard%20Slug/slug.jpg

wet slide til i dry.

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/Mollusks/Leopard%20Slug/slug.jpg

lol, thats how I roll.

http://www.fantasy-gardening.com/images/slugsrazor.jpg

living on the EDGE, bitchez

wet slide til i dry.

http://www.foodireland.com/images/sauces/582304.gif
*does a dry-by*

http://www.foodireland.com/images/sauces/582304.gif
*does a dry-by*

You can shrivel my slug body, but teh spirt of teh slug will prevail!

P.S. ninjabros - I have had a few of teh beers and it is time for bed. Have fun. :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :abduct: :sifone: :neo:

You can shrivel my slug body, but teh spirt of teh slug will prevail!

P.S. ninjabros - I have had a few of teh beers and it is time for bed. Have fun. :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :action banana: :abduct: :sifone: :neo:

slug love

slug love

One love - slug love.

you see the transformation goes something like this...

this is me in my whitest form.
rock music, apple pie, sweater vests, bro-hawk, drives a volvo, etc...
your typical cracker ass cracker..
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this is the transitional period into becoming black.
or as i like to call, "the blackening"..
slight MTV and hip hop influence, cravings for popeyes chicken, skully cap from the $1 store, tattoo on forearm representing "set"...
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finally, the metamorphasis is complete..
soul food, purple kool-aid, crack smoke, watermelon, porch partying, complaining, rapping/raping 24/7 etc..
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notice the wide nose and "nigger lips"
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this process usually repeats itself until i get stabbed in the face...
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/evols9/IMG00064-1.jpg

holy fucking shit


I'm new here - you need to tell me what happened there

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/evols9/Image006.gif


and...does that tattoo say "xyience"..?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/evols9/IMG00064-1.jpg

holy fucking shit


I'm new here - you need to tell me what happened there

oh yeah that.. i fought this guy with a knife and totally showed him a thing or two by dulling his blade on my face, arm, side, and back..

ive never really posted the long story but heres some threads...

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?t=8519

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?t=8573

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and...does that tattoo say "xyience"..?

and that is fucking hilarious
and no it says PHOENIX going up...

ODD in the house!

DEEGS!!!!!11

my main nigga mane!!!1

how the eff are you doing?

and that is fucking hilarious
and no it says PHOENIX going up...

I worked that one out with the power of lateral thinking and spatial reawareness.


or summat loik


that's some grim shit - I trust everything is AOK now with the injuries..?

DEEGS!!!!!11

my main nigga mane!!!1

how the eff are you doing?

keepin it real drinking 90 proof daily and when that runs out, it's battery acid. i also have been enjoying backhanding habitual line steppers.

how about yous..how are teh battle wounds?

I worked that one out with the power of lateral thinking and spatial reawareness.


or summat loik


that's some grim shit - I trust everything is AOK now with the injuries..?

oh yeahhhhhhhh
im a little sore, but im straight.. aside from almost dying, it really wasnt that bad. nothing hurt except the chest tube, which i heard is like the worst pain you can feel surgery wise.. otherwise i was at the bar the 2nd night out of the hospital..

just the usual


sportsbra and bike pants

what about the hooters tshirt and thong?

;265895']keepin it real drinking 90 proof daily and when that runs out, it's battery acid. i also have been enjoying backhanding habitual line steppers.

how about yous..how are teh battle wounds?

im straight, stoned, and full.. cant complain..

i have some steroids should i do them?

im straight, stoned, and full.. cant complain..

i have some steroids should i do them?

what in the fuck are you waiting for?? i would have been doing push ups after shooting up hours ago, mang. any drug is a good drug.

i wish i had me some steroids right about now..the things i would do

what about the hooters tshirt and thong?

going to hooters raises a range of emotions...
first there is anticipation of hot women with large breasts followed by disappointment of average looking woman with obvious flaws followed by inebriation and ending with acceptance of your gullibleness leaving you feeling nuetral and slightly buzzed minus $20..

*$40

going to hooters raises a range of emotions...
first there is anticipation of hot women with large breasts followed by disappointment of average looking woman with obvious flaws followed by inebriation and ending with acceptance of your gullibleness leaving you feeling nuetral and slightly buzzed minus $20..

dunno. only been to the one in amsterdam, and there's better places than that there.

radar has the outfit... :thatsgay:

;265908']i wish i had me some steroids right about now..the things i would do

i got a cycle of cypionate.. maybe it will help me heal faster and gain super fighting powers like phil baroni..

dunno. only been to the one in amsterdam, and there's better places than that there.

radar has the outfit... :thatsgay:

who the fuck put a hooters in amsterdam?

what about the hooters tshirt and thong?


just tried to find that pic - no luck on the laptop

i got a cycle of cypionate.. maybe it will help me heal faster and gain super fighting powers like phil baroni..

fosho! give that a try but keep a close eye on your balls and make sure they are big and supple just like always.

;265921']fosho! give that a try but keep a close eye on your balls and make sure they are big and supple just like always.

ive actually been reading shit about it in weight lifting forums and theres some shit you can take that stops your nuts from shrinking but since i called it some shit i should probally go back and read what it is again..

ive actually been reading shit about it in weight lifting forums and theres some shit you can take that stops your nuts from shrinking but since i called it some shit i should probally go back and read what it is again..

jaja..there is always the neuticle option...

http://www.heightsvet.com/images/neuticles.jpg

ive actually been reading shit about it in weight lifting forums and theres some shit you can take that stops your nuts from shrinking but since i called it some shit i should probally go back and read what it is again..

you need an estrogen blocker to stop the dreaded bitchtits, but I don't know if it stops your bawls from shrinking.

I forget the name, but it's something like armidex or likewise

;265928']jaja..there is always the neuticle option...

http://www.heightsvet.com/images/neuticles.jpg

i want those...

just to like, gently squeeze them every once in a while. leave it on my desk. maybe a paper weight..

you need an estrogen blocker to stop the dreaded bitchtits, but I don't know if it stops your bawls from shrinking.

I forget the name, but it's something like armidex or likewise

i'll just drink a lot and fuck a lot of bitches..
that'll get all the estrogen out of my butt..

i want those...

just to like, gently squeeze them every once in a while. leave it on my desk. maybe a paper weight..

fo real!

those things are awesome, they are for when dogs net neutred. they make the dogs feel like males again. it would suck to lose your balls.

i'll just drink a lot and fuck a lot of bitches..
that'll get all the estrogen out of my butt..

did you know that alcohol binges actually increase estrogen slightly..?

me either.


*expresses milk*

;265943']fo real!

those things are awesome, they are for when dogs net neutred. they make the dogs feel like males again. it would suck to lose your balls.

i never realized dogs were such complex creatures..
lol at me beating mine all the time

did you know that alcohol binges actually increase estrogen slightly..?

me either.


*expresses milk*

nooooooo

really? fuckshits

*adjusts bra*

;265943']fo real!

those things are awesome, they are for when dogs net neutred. they make the dogs feel like males again. it would suck to lose your balls.

I honestly thought they were lemonade jellybeans

did you know that alcohol binges actually increase estrogen slightly..?

me either.


*expresses milk*

alcohol increases estrogen from the ladies on my bed spread niggie,
*nudge*
knowhutimsayin,
*nudge*
knowhutimean
MY FUCKING STITCHES ITCH
i wish i had a black girlfriend to start some racial tension with right now..
i would for real call her a nigger and tell her to get her black ass out of my bed and back to compton and do a drive by...

who the fuck put a hooters in amsterdam?

the dutch?

just tried to find that pic - no luck on the laptop

just download it and install it. V1.0.0.3 is out...

alcohol increases estrogen from the ladies on my bed spread niggie,
*nudge*
knowhutimsayin,
*nudge*
knowhutimean
MY FUCKING STITCHES ITCH
i wish i had a black girlfriend to start some racial tension with right now..
i would for real call her a nigger and tell her to get her black ass out of my bed and back to compton and do a drive by...

lol i was seein this black chick for awhile, a few months ago, and she was from compton and didnt mind me callin her a nigaa and all that. id giver her shit and throw down on the racial jokes. she didnt mind. maybe cuz i was face fuckin her and she couldnt talk back?

the dutch?

are you talking about that boy with his finger in the dyke?

uyyy

lol i was seein this black chick for awhile, a few months ago, and she was from compton and didnt mind me callin her a nigaa and all that. id giver her shit and throw down on the racial jokes. she didnt mind. maybe cuz i was face fuckin her and she couldnt talk back?

i bet girls from compton would dig my face stabbing

;265957']uyyy

bad clams? muscles?

finger in a dyke? you now have my full attention to this thread

bad clams? muscles?

i could go for some dank clam right now

i bet girls from compton would dig my face stabbing

women of the amazon love weird shit like that... anything that makes you thug...


face stabbing +1

;265962']women of the amazon love weird shit like that... anything that makes you slug...


face stabbing +1

http://jimthompson.org/wp/2005.07.04-18.43.56/IMG_3893.JPG

sluglife, yo

bad clams? muscles?

it's my drinking noise..it's 7 am and i have yet another drink in my hands

;265960']finger in a dyke? you now have my full attention to this thread

complete with pics...




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*in deaf dude voice*

weht sayh!

;265965']it's my drinking noise..it's 7 am and i have yet another drink in my hands

WAR DEEGS11111111
i'll smoke a bowl to that..
CHEERSHIPBRAHBROS

complete with pics...

thats more of a hand in a dyke

;265965']it's my drinking noise..it's 7 am and i have yet another drink in my hands

that's awesome

I did 24 hours on homemade margeritas once - watching the forum shifts change was quite interesting

;265972']thats more of a hand in a dyke

the dutch do it big..
niggas made amsterdam.
amsteram.

the dutch do it big..
niggas made amsterdam.
amsteram.

iv only met 5 people from holland in my life, and they all were stoner.

chute boxe needs to find an eradicate this real world road rules shit in brazil thats on my damn tv right now...

chute boxe needs to find an eradicate this real world road rules shit in brazil thats on my damn tv right now...

i only watch that ghey shit for the catfighting

WAR DEEGS11111111
i'll smoke a bowl to that..
CHEERSHIPBRAHBROS

HIP!!! :drinks:

that's awesome

I did 24 hours on homemade margeritas once - watching the forum shifts change was quite interesting

a night of nonstop drinking + postwhoring cannot be topped

i only watch that ghey shit for the catfighting

i wanna rail that new york bitch..
i bet she'd let me choke the fuck out of her while i was hittin it..

i wanna rail that new york bitch..
i bet she'd let me choke the fuck out of her while i was hittin it..

which one is the new york bitch? i like that russian ho with the big tits.

which one is the new york bitch? i like that russian ho with the big tits.

shes on "flavor of love" starring everybodies favorite basshead flava flav

shes on "flavor of love" starring everybodies favorite basshead flava flav

oh yeah, i actuaslly tought i wouldnt like that show, but damn 20 hotties with flava flav, cant compllain. that show is funny and this past season had fine ass bitches. that new york ho just got HUUUUUUUGE titty implants.

i do not get this fucking show at all..

i do not get this fucking show at all..

its about whores and fags basically

;265983']a night of nonstop drinking + postwhoring cannot be topped

sure - egg me on

sure - egg me on

no way, it's exactly what i've done tonight and more so the last couple weeks

i had 2000 posts 3 weeks ago

;265996']no way, it's exactly what i've done tonight and more so the last couple weeks

we have more in common than you know

*farts a little blood*

;265998']i had 2000 posts 3 weeks ago

I really like the ten-second post limit

I really like the ten-second post limit

it is a very freeing feeling

are you talking about that boy with his finger in the dyke?

no, arnie in predator.

I really like the ten-second post limit

feeling at home? we even got pink belts.

holy shit my belt colour just changed!

I really like the ten-second post limit

You can actually buy the option to bypass that. If you really need to that is.

;266007']it is a very freeing feeling

I hear dat

*adjusts bra*

feeling at home? we even got pink belts.

at least the place doesnt clag


For a while there I thought FHQ had changed it's name to "Cannot Find Server"

at least the place doesnt clag


For a while there I thought FHQ had changed it's name to "Cannot Find Server"

no1 posts there anymore anyway.

and all i get is stupid motherfuckers trying to be smart.

no, arnie in predator.

that movie had too many muscle close-ups..
i feel inadequate and slightly aroused when i watch it...