The best way to become popular is

-Constantly talk and hit on the popular people, by hit on I mean get on their good side. Do whatever you can to make them like being around you and compliment them without appearing needy.

-make sure when you are in a room with people its always you who talks the most and loudest

-dress in popular styles and make sure you have 50 billion different outfits, not the most expensive styles, just pay attention to what the other popular kids wear

-play a sport and make sure you are good at it, if you are not good at any then dont play any sports and let people assume you are good at all of them

-run for class president and win, winning can be accomplished by getting rid of the competition via anonymous threats

-if anyone is more popular then you are or is getting enough attention to make you jealous, start rumors about them fucking themselves with a hotdog

-if anyone stinks or is retarded then dont talk to them

-if anyone who isnt popular tries to talk to you, act like you are shocked at what they are doing then say ummm ok then cause an awkward silence

-make sure you always have a decent looking girl with you, this can be accomplished through help from female cousins and sisters, if you dont have any then you should pay a hot girl to hang out with you, if she tells anyone you paid her noone will believe her

-always come to class late, it will make people think you have friends and your having so much fun its worth detention, if you dont have popular friends yet then just hide in the bathroom until you hear the bell

-say funny shit in class, if you are not funny then just wait for everyone to be quiet and say some dumbass catch phrase like "thats right my nigga" or "holy smokes batman", everyone will be so bored they will laugh at you anyway as a means to encourage your entertaining outbursts

-hurt yourself in a way that you need crutches, people will feel sorry for you and it will help your PR, a good time would be when you run for class president

-have someone you know beat up on one of the popular kids, you will arrive just in time to save them with your jujutsu

always give into peer pressure!

Drugs are good

drugs are cool i love teh weed

if this fails you are a looser and should kill yourself

nah it just means you havent got rid of all the people that stand in your path to becoming number 1

start selling drugs that will make you ultra cool and ppl will want to be with you because drugs are cool that's why ppl buy them stick them up yer ass and let yer little brother try them.

-get caught blowing shane west in the mens bathroom

get caught giving anal to shane west.

- post a video and claim it was you ......... that's the fastest way to get popular.

-get caught giving shane west a handjob while fingering his retarded asshole

- post a video and claim it was you ......... that's the fastest way to get popular.

xhalepwnt

make a jason delucia account.

get caught giving anal to shane west.

classic

lol BURN

- post a video and claim it was you ......... that's the fastest way to get popular.



I disagree.... this was classic ...................... :action banana:

nothing like a subtle inside joke type pwn

Yeah im just hoping he stumbles on here im sure he will...... lol :sifone:

lets all send him pms with a link

im down.

go out with hawtone

that'll score big points,

do u take psychadelic trips Narbegesicht?

Have lots of money, that works for sure.

do u take psychadelic trips Narbegesicht?

i occasionally smoke pot and listen to psychadelic music... unless you guys think that's not cool in which case i don't... cause i'm cool
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h46/narbegesicht/dean-the-fonz.jpg

I wish I was that cool.

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now thats cool.

now thats cool.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y44/kaos-control/12.jpg

there were never any blacks in that show, you know why cause in those days al's place was segragated

they were good ol' times

I'll post a youtube video of me throwing you!

the advice sounds like how to be a douche?

hater^^^

how to be a douche-bag 101

xhalepwnt

see how popular i am?

any publicity is good publicity

;257689']see how popular i am?

any publicity is good publicity

You even have your PWNT, some day i hope to have one, JAA JAA

your taking it good

yah i know i have a pwnt named after me.....

rape.

makes for a cool title

Steal other HL makers videos, add your name to the first 5 seconds, and claim it was all you.

Werked for me!

;257724']Steal other HL makers videos, add your name to the first 5 seconds, and claim it was all you.

Werked for me!

agreed

;257724']Steal other HL makers videos, add your name to the first 5 seconds, and claim it was all you.

Werked for me!

I doubt you did this. Say it aint so.

ninja is still clever.

-if anyone is more popular then you are or is getting enough attention to make you jealous, start rumors about them fucking themselves with a hotdog

This one didn't work, it made her more popular...

-if anyone is more popular then you are or is getting enough attention to make you jealous, start rumors about them fucking themselves with a hotdog

This one didn't work, it made her more popular...

:gives: