so me and my 2 buddies (F and D) wer trippin balls one night(like 2 years ago), and we were walkin thru the town park. so we see a couple of younger kids we knew and they sed that one(A) of them was waitin for this kid to show to fight him, so we figured we'd stick around jus in case they needed back. well there was a fair that night, and ther is this large group of wiggers that call themselves the "D-dawgs" lol. so they all chill together and walk the streets and shit thinkin they are hard. so anyway like 7 kids showed up to the park at first, so A gets down to bussiness and is whoopin this kids ass. he ends up mounted on the kid poundin him in the face, so the kis buddies (E and M) are standing hunched right over the 2, and all the other fags are like "stand em up" "square em off". so the start em back up and A starts fuckin him up again and they end up on the ground, so those 2 fucks E and M are rgiht in ther again like they are gonna jump in. and people are sayin stand em up again, so my buddy F goes and pulls A off the kid. then M pushes F and E hits him with a 1-2 right in the nose and knocks him on his ass and the blood is runnin everywhere, and E jumped on him. now i was right next to him and the shit happend so quick. i punch M in the face and grab E by the back of the shirt and roll him into M's legs and tripped them both up. i pull F up to his feet and now the shit is on. by this time ther is atleast 20 of the D-dawgs around. so i square off with M and F takes on E(blood still spewing everywhere). i remember hitting M with a combination of punches and dropping him on his ass, then i get punched in the back of the head. i turn to fight that person whoever the fuck it was, then i think M jumps on me from behind an im in a headlock, and i bust out and ther are kids all around me now, i jus started goin fuckin crazy, swinging like iim in a mosh pit execpt im dogding people and actually aiming for peoples head. now b/c i was trippin everything was kinda like matrix slow motion, tho i didnt see peoples faces it was all just a bunch of figures attacking me. at one point i had gotten pushed onto a bench adn was sitting down while throwing punches and gettin back to my feet. a bit after i got punched in the nose and then sum1 pulled my backpack and shirt over my head, i remeber jus throwing the shit right back onto my back and everyone kinda backed off for a sec. i look at the field about 10 feet away and ther is just a shitload of D-dawgs watching, at that point i realized that this shit wasnt gonna end. they had a fuckin army against us 3, i look over at my boy F and he is still goin strong with the blood still pourin everywhere. D is no where to be seen. so i yell to F "lets get the fuck outa here" and he nods and we jus started walkin away. w/e if we sound like pussies, we faught hard and long and did pretty fuckin good. and i feel we made the right choice. we are both lucky we didnt end up on the ground gettin stomped the fuck out, and those kids are major pussies for not being able to accomplish that, having us so outnumbered. now they are all tlkn shit as we are walkin away and D all the sudden pops up, F is still bleedin pretty bad. so D starts talkin shit to me, "yo let F walk home man, me and you nate we'll go fuck those kids up!!" now he didnt do shit throughout the whole fight, he claims that he grabbed the kid E by the head and was about to pull him off F but some big black kid grabbed him, i didnt see one black kid...and i was the one that grabbed E off of F. D has always been fuckin out there, burnt the fuckin hell out. so we all get back to his house and D goes home. me and F ended up having one fucked up trip that night lol. but that fight was fucking awesome, dexter pwns!!! yea but wenever ive seen the "D-dawgs" around wen i've been up there, they still try to start shit, b/c obviously they hav balls wen they are in groups. i want to go up ther one day and hunt those fucks down one by one and take them out ninjastyle, but they aint even worth it. it would be fun tho...i also hav another group of enemies up ther, basically b/c of that shit that whole town has beef with me, they are all fuckin pussies tho. so yea thats my story.

damn that shit is long^ and probally not as crazy sounding as it was, i guess u had to be there lol....

So.. A-(E+F)/(D-M)=too long

lol i didnt want to mention names

and F+N>A+M+more Ddawgs and D=coward

lmao it's always a "black guy" that stops someone from fighting. d sucks.

That's some crazy math. Is the answer 4?

no the answer is ass beating

;255245']That's some crazy math. Is the answer 4?

The answer is D-dawgs

I'm still confused... D=4?

fuck them, they suck. they are def not the answer, unless of coarse the question is "how to go from being a bitch to feeling tough?" or "how to wack off ya homies?"

;255253']I'm still confused... D=4?

D=lieing sack of shit, pretending to have whooped some ass, but really hid under a rock.

oh shit i realized that i told "D" about this site and i think he even has an accout lol, oh wel

Dpwnt

Hahahah...I anticipate a new "fucked up fight" thread now.

i should fight more often.

he'd probally be too stupid to figure it out anyway, besides im sure he has a whole different story in his imagination consisting of him kicking like 70 black guys asses and saving me an F from gettin shot down in a drive by, by using his super powers to stop the bullets in mid flight, and then fucking mad bitches while kicking more ass. oh yea also punching a meteor that was heading for earth back into outta space using his stretch armstrong punch. finishing the night by raping fedor(if he knew who he was).

;255263']i should fight more often.

Ninjashoes makes me feel like that too.

;255263']i should fight more often.

fighting is fun, its been way too long that i havnt been in one! tho i wont go lookin for trouble.

he'd probally be too stupid to figure it out anyway, besides im sure he has a whole different story in his imagination consisting of him kicking like 70 black guys asses and saving me an F from gettin shot down in a drive by, by using his super powers to stop the bullets in mid flight, and then fucking mad bitches while kicking more ass. oh yea also punching a meteor that was heading for earth back into outta space using his stretch armstrong punch. finishing the night by raping fedor(if he knew who he was).

LOL @ Stretch Armstrong.

M=male E=female D=dog

fighting on the streets is fucked, I have only ever lost one fight properly because I was on speed for 3 days straight before it but even the ones I win are shit, you hurt some no name loser that never meant shit to you before the fight and after it still means shit and for what? I got a fucked up finger from a fight I got into a week ago, I smashed the guy bad but now im banned from my favourite pub and I have another enemy that will probably get me with about 15 friends one sday while im by myself
Ive been jumped a few times. I just want to go out one day and have a quiet drink without having to fight
well... since I moved up north im always by myself so I gotta stop trying to prove to thse fags im better than them, I know im better

moral to this rant,,,,,, fighting isnt fun, even if you win you dont get a medal

no way ^^^^^^
street fighting can change your life, and almost always for the better..
it is how you attain social status..
social status leads to power. and to bitches. and cocaine..
get in enough fights and you could easily rule the world with an iron fist...

like Tank Abbott!

I gotta go to hospital tomorrow for my shoulder from a real fight I had 3 years ago, thats just great
you get a name for yourself as a fighter and everyone wants to fight you
Im over it my friends, ill always back up my friends and I never run from a fight but from now on I have nothing to prove to anyone,
im going buddist style

too long

next time paraphrase. dont just type word for word what you wrote in your little diary that night

next time paraphrase. dont just type word for word what you wrote in your little diary that night

hahaha, I didnt read it either

Too many letters, man. All I came out of that story with was A B C D-dawgs punch E F M.

no way ^^^^^^
street fighting can change your life, and almost always for the better..
it is how you attain social status..
social status leads to power. and to bitches. and cocaine..
get in enough fights and you could easily rule the world with an iron fist...

Most prefer the traditional path of exploiting people through low-level politics in attempt to increase their power.

See: "Stalin: Breaker of Nations" by Robert Conquest

I read the last part. all I got was you had to be there

I read the last part. all I got was you had to be there

yea thats basically the mort important part, we wer just talkin about fights in the shoutbox last night and bob asked me y i had been in so many fights growin up, and i figured i'd tell a story about one. i didnt force any1 to read it...

It's cool bro, I am just lazy
I dont even read my own threads

oh i was quoting u to emphasize the "you had to be ther" part...my last comment was jus referring to all the other complaints in the thread, tho i admit UBTO's flame was a nice burn.

i just mess with you guys, no harm meant

yea dude i took it harsh for a sec, but it made me laugh at the same time, lol

the neighborhood i grew up in ya had to fight or get jacked.