oh my god!!!! so i'm reading and doing my homework , checking the assylum game, and i get a phone call from an unknown number

turns out to be girl from work.

a very very fat girl from work... chola gangster ghetto trash

she tells me, "Gabe i heard you're fucking some chink(refer to my i think i'm an asshole thread)" i says, yeah, she says "i've been trying to fuck you for a long time, i'll do you so good gabe, that fucking china aint got shit on me." i says, "WTF?" she says, "why don't you come over and fuck me?"... i keep giving her excuses for not being able to go and have sex with this behemoth... "if you love the chink who cares she doesn't have to know, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity." i even tell her i got a small penis, (not to much of lie) just to keep from wanting teh sexyness that is i.... but she persist to tell she will be the best lay i ever had... long story short i'm gonna tell everyone at work and make her cry:sifone:

good times..


*I would still bang her.

i guess i shoould at least get a blow from it but man that shit was funny... just imagine all she said in a ghetto chola accent

oh my god!!!! so i'm reading and doing my homework , checking the assylum game, and i get a phone call from an unknown number

turns out to be girl from work.

a very very fat girl from work... chola gangster ghetto trash

she tells me, "Gabe i heard you're fucking some chink(refer to my i think i'm an asshole thread)" i says, yeah, she says "i've been trying to fuck you fro a long time, i'll do you so good gabe, that fucking china aint got shit on me." i says, "WTF?" she says, "why don't you come over and fuck me?"... i keep giving her excuses for not being able to go and have sex with this behemoth... "if you love the chink who cares she doesn't have to know, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity." i even tell her i got a small penis, (not to much of lie) just to keep from wanting teh sexyness that is i.... but she persist to tell she will be the best lay i ever had... long story short i'm gonna tell everyone at work and make her cry:sifone:


PWNT!

i guess i shoould at least get a blow from it but man that shit was funny... just imagine all she said in a ghetto chola accent

lol yeah i know, im from new mexico half the bitchez there speak like that. i think its hawt, when the bitchez are hawt, but its scary when they are fat and ugly, and could prolly whoop your ass.

i guess i shoould at least get a blow from it but man that shit was funny... just imagine all she said in a ghetto chola accent

I bet she said shit like.."eh" every other word or "c'mom holmes"-at least get a blow job

fuck it, film it then blackmail it

+1?

a wise man once said...

"the piece of pussy that you turn down, is a piece of pussy that you don't get".


i don't know how that fits into your story, but rest assured, you will be drunk and horny one night and this chick will laugh in your face when you call her looking for a lay.


then she will tell everyone that you have a small cock.

you will be doublepwnt

Tell her you'll only fuck her if she allows you to sexually express yourself. This hole could be a fucking GOLDMINE, are you loco ese??? Donkey punch her, dirty sanchez, the works; this is time to experiment!

With that said...

WORK!

WTF! jajaa

i always end up fucking a girl i had no intentions of laying,it's part of life and makes for a great story once the shame is out of you

Tell her your gay.

you just want us to tell you it's ok to fuck a fat whore. well it is!

small dick or not you should fuck her ass, thats what fat girls asses are for, you've got a job to do young man, now get out there and fuck that ass!!!!

;242886']you just want us to tell you it's ok to fuck a fat whore. well it is!

I think you hit the nail on the penis.

a wise man also said that "fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride but you don't want people to see you on one."

now had she called me by herself and there was no people around i would have put it in her butt... unforunately she got my number from another person who was with her at the time.

i heard people in the background laughing while she talked... don't get me wrong i'm a firm believer that if you can bust a nut and not have your arm be sore, that is a good thing but if i had gone along and boned this bitch everyine would have known. certainly you all can understand, none of you would want to be "the guy who fucked a mini-van"

True, very cerebral of you and well-thought out.

Azn is the way to go anyway.

^truth, i want me a nice little harajuku bitch right about now to order around and have her compliment me nonstop

;243370']^truth, i want me a nice little harajuku bitch right about now to order around and have her compliment me nonstop

日本語を話しますか。

日本語を話しますか。

i had the same reaction after i posted that

don't blame me, i've been dodging the feces that my brother bilo has been throwing at me through his cage all day.

;243407']don't blame me, i've been dodging the feces that my brother bilo has been throwing at me through his cage all day.

Your brother is a mongoloid Hobbit?

Your brother is a mongoloid Hobbit?

no, he's from alabama.

;243414']no, he's from alabama.

Sweet home, indeed.