tonight i got drunk and on the way to drop off this girl i've been seing i was flicknig the old bean. well while i was turning her butter i seemed to have forgotten that this chick turns into a fucking guiser(<-spling?).

it wouldn't be a bad thing except it was my aunt's car as i mine was destroyed after the hood popped up and slammed against my wind sheild on the way to TJ a few weeks ago.(ala tommy boy) so i was driving my aunts car after she was kind enough to lend it to me.

i haven't checked the seat and it's not like this girl's juices are supper thick but still i feel like i did something wrong.... i mean i would hate it if my aunt jerked of her boyfriend in my car.

I completly understand. Your Aunt doesn't have to know that your girlfriend squirted her pussy juice all over her car. It can be our little secret and you can be a complete asshole.

clean it up or face the wrath of god

i think you wanted the word gusher...was that it? i had a gusher made going down on her awfully interesting especially if she hadnt cleaned her vaj in a while

I think he meant "geyser"

I think he meant "geyser"


no i think he meant geezer


oh fuck that would be hot...an old lady squirting her cheese everywhere

*Old man

bissell little green machine

*Old rag soaked in vaseline

meh... it wasn't that bad at all, it didn't look all that dirty and a little fabreeze took care of any love fragrances left over.


*i ment geyser
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h46/narbegesicht/geycast.jpg

pictures??

I am letting your aunt jerk me off the next time she borrows your car.

I am letting your aunt jerk me off the next time she borrows your car.

save it up for a couple months just for her. you know...to add a little extra explosive power.

as long as she uses fabreeze afterwards i guess it's ok... i mean fair is fair

;241222']save it up for a couple months just for her. you know...to add a little extra explosive power.

You are asking too much - though I am far from my youthful sexual prime I cannot save it for that long.

You are asking too much - though I am far from my youthful sexual prime I cannot save it for that long.

i suppose that is too much to ask for, but it would have been cool if you could take out a window or something.

as long as she uses fabreeze afterwards i guess it's ok... i mean fair is fair

I will personally buy the bottle...not that it will help.

Congratulations.

Burn down the car and blame it on Mexicans, works every time...

funny, but not quite Odd's car story.