i was very intoxicated i drank like three 40'oz of mickys a long time back in my youth and i remember being so damn drunk after i saw a band play instead of using the bathroom in the venu i decided to go out the back and in the alley..... as i pissed i thought i was pee'ing on just boxe's...... turned out when i got the cell phone out the light revealed a homeles man asleep and i had pissed all over his back and legs ....................... PWNED!:

lmfao thats fucking sick, how cheap did you feel?

i didnt feel cheap i laughed and said haha pwned at him he was still sleeping haha pwned lol

Good story.

thanx evil u are my man

you shoulda taken a dump

Beggars suck. I feel like I should kick their ass when they ask for money at 4:30 am!!!
Where the fuck do you think I am going at 4 30 asshole? I am going to work, BACK UP OR I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WILL TASTE MY DOC MARTIN STEEL TOE BOOTS.

FUCK EM!!! GET A JOB.

Hi its me Shane again,
Have a little respect for your father, you should not piss on him.
sincerely yours,
Shane West

ps. j/k Resin you know I love you

*gives Resin the reach around

i was very intoxicated i drank like three 40'oz of mickys a long time back in my youth and i remember being so damn drunk after i saw a band play instead of using the bathroom in the venu i decided to go out the back and in the alley..... as i pissed i thought i was pee'ing on just boxe's...... turned out when i got the cell phone out the light revealed a homeles man asleep and i had pissed all over his back and legs ....................... PWNED!:


Just remember, someone is gonna piss on you someday so you might as well get your licks in now!

^so true

i pee on girls before. girls also drank my urine. but none of it is willingly

i pee on girls before. girls also drank my urine. but none of it is willingly

maybe they would do it willingly if you told them it made them lose weight and is good for their skin.

nah i am just spiteful and pee in people's drinks

+1 for passing out the golden showers.

+1 for passing out the golden showers.

a connoisseur of teh golden showers?

its hard sometimes on some chicks. they don't let you but i gotta pee on their leg while we shower so i will feel better...

i demand women shower before any sort of contact with me..then i take a dump on them

one time this chick caught me peeing on her leg in the shower and i had to deny it. she was all like yo i smell your pee. and i was like ewwww u know how pee smells like? what kinda freak are you? to think i would want to pee on you

;241211']a connoisseur of teh golden showers?

A purveyor.

A purveyor.

yes dishing them out can be surprisingly fun!

haha why would anyone ask me if i feel bad for urinating on a man already laying down on feces and possibly his own piss from being a passed out homeless man ....... the way i think of it...... i just made him warmer.

;241235']yes dishing them out can be surprisingly fun!

Tis better to give than receive.

Maby he had athletes foot, you did the right thing...

its better to be pissed off then to be pissed on ...........

I hate panhandlers.

panhandling they say it aint a career

A good panhandler can pull in 40k a year.

If they are experianced yeah they can get the job done..... espeically if they are motivated.

haha why would anyone ask me if i feel bad for urinating on a man already laying down on feces and possibly his own piss from being a passed out homeless man ....... the way i think of it...... i just made him warmer.

lol thats true, you probablly did the guy a favor

If they are experianced yeah they can get the job done..... espeically if they are motivated.

a slight handicap does not hurt either.

one time me and my friends were walkin through the woods, and there was this kid that always pissed me off, so i walked up behind him and pissed on him while we were walkin...and he went to grab a tree branch or sumtin, but ended up not doin shit cause he was a puss

he got PWNT

slap the kid u pissed on for me with powder.

yea, i had fought the kid a couple times but he always came in with that head down hands curled around his head stance and i would just start upper cutting him and haymakering his ass till he fell down.

Knees!!!!!!!!!!

but he really pissed me off all the fucking time, he acted like a little fruit cake, was always that tag along fuck. i'd let the kid come to my house, smoke my weed, offer him food and drinks, and then he'd hav the fucking nerve to fuckin be like, "gimme some fucking chips" and jus askin for mad shit like a dick.

Knees!!!!!!!!!!

i was just strictly brawler bak then

clinch and knees my friend he will go down fast.

one time i caught that fuck with his hand in a wierd place on my dog, another time he pushed my dog into a cabinet and i punched him in the face and knocked him off the arm of the couch

clinch and knees my friend he will go down fast.

dude of coarse next fight i get into im goin to try and bring all aspects of the game into it

fucking peter i hate that damn kid, here is his aim sn: bleedforeternity so fuck with him hard fellas

that's what i want to hear TUF.

Res we should get this kid in an AIM Chat together and go totally shane west gay on his ass

Fuck peter!

i think u should put yer penis in his ear Skunk

i wudnt do that, the kids mad dirty

lol here

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im going to put my penis in everyones ear before i die

who is pedro?

putting yer penis near or on someones ear means u just pwned there life

yeah in some countries they refer to me as a god or a legend

You must have a small penis...

when u start shitting on ppl thats when u know you're a legend.

true, how does it feel to be a legend res?

llmao

i feel like i just went 12 rounds with Andy Hug

Hi its me Shane again,
I put some special lip gloss on a homeless mans mouth while he slept, shhhhhhhhh......
sincerely yours,
Shane West

Shane yer starting to grow a vagina.

a retarded vagina

homeless men need to feel pretty too, good work shane

i'll make em feel better after i give em a golden shower to em up