typed out an entire manifesto with the tip of my italian salami. it was called "im da boss"

i also wrote various self help books such as:

"how to be the boss, just like me, tony danza"
"how i am da best boss and you could be dat too"
"i once wrestled a small bear cub away from his mother, just to show dat im da boss! and you can too, but not as good as me, tony danza"
"forget about the small stuff, nail your daughter and the kid you are babysitting"
"fighting a manatee and becoming its boss"

and many many more titles dat i wrote with the tip of my penis and don't forget to check out my show "who's da boss? i am!

you are a piece of shit man!

This is getting old. Die in a fire.

hello tony, you seem like a normal type of guy. im having a party for easter, you are invited but leave your inflatable sheep at home. things like that will be provided for people of your nature. bring a bottle of booze. my favourite is de-icer, that always fucks me up.

Hmm I doubt this is really Tony Danza

uyyyyyyyy too much for me this is shit fuck!