Report Man-Card Violations Here

[TBA]

In this thread you can report any offenses a man commits that results in him committing a violation of the unwritten man code.

If the violation is too great he will have to turn in his man-card in disgrace.

I will start by reporting one the many man-card violations I have been committing.

I listen to love songs. I like those James Blunt songs and even sing along to 'Goodbye My Lover'. I sing along to all kinds of love songs when I'm alone including old Richard Marx songs.

[deegs]

i once watched "the view" for just under 5 minutes.

[henry]

Deegs once jacked it to Star Jones in the same five minutes..

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

Ahhhhh....I'm so tempted to hijack this thread, but I think it has potential.

I have Natasha Beddingford's These Words on my MP3 player.

[TBA]

;224617']Deegs once jacked it to Star Jones in the same five minutes..

I let Ninja slide with his tranny loving ways but if that is true...

Deegs, YOU'VE LOST YOUR MANCARD!!!

[henry]

I think Journey and Styx kick ass

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

But journey does kick ass. :confused:

[henry]

Hate to admit it, being the Metal fan that I am, but this is one of my favorite jams..


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[TBA]

I secretly file my nails.

To combat my habit of biting my nails I file them. If I don't have nails I won't bite them.

[Tony Danza]

i moisturize my hands with vaseline to assist me with fisting alyssa milano and punching angela!

[Tony Danza]

AY OH!!!

[TBA]

i moisturize my hands with vaseline to assist me with fisting alyssa milano and punching angela!

In context that is not a violation of the man code.

Carry on Tony Danza. Carry on.

[Tony Danza]

no one insults me! im da boss!

[TBA]

no one insults me! im da boss!

You lived in a house with 3 chicks of various ages and didn't bang one on record.

Now if that isn't a violation I don't know what is.

[Tony Danza]

i banged all 3 broads, even jonathan. angela was a bitch and gave me the clap.

[JoeboCop]

I listen to Bikini Kill and Le Tigre and actually enjoy it.

[UTT]

fuckin shit tony danza fucking shit your piece of fuck ass face!!!!

[cam]

I cry when the liiitle girl gives braveheart the flower, every time

[UTT]

I cry when the liiitle girl gives braveheart the flower, every time

uyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Subroc]

I have this song on my mp3 player:

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[deegs]

^^^ not cool, man

[UTT]

uyyyyy, not cool at all.

[JoeboCop]

You crossed the line there sub.

[CHE]

;224626']But journey does kick ass. :confused:

i have to 2nd that

[Subroc]

hahaha fuck you guys

[CHE]

i drink wine and smirnoff ice sometimes. Mostly cuz chicks are around and dig it, but still.....

sorry guys

[deegs]

i drink wine all the time too, che...but it's mostly because it goes down smooth and i can drink a shitload of it.

[CHE]

;225153']i drink wine all the time too, che...but it's mostly because it goes down smooth and i can drink a shitload of it.

its pretty good wit some types of food, italian for instance.

[deegs]

its pretty good wit some types of food, italian for instance.

i like it alot..when i was in cuba on vacation it was all i drank..the bartenders at the resort would just give me an entire bottle and i would just party it up like that..everyone else had plastic cups with beer and what not and i had a huge bottle of wine..good times

[Andrew Dice Clay]

i like to fuck a bitch in the ass, if her face is fuckin ugly

[deegs]

worse gimmick ever^^^ no one knows who he is!

[deegs]

pick someone like jerry springer or some shit

[Andrew Dice Clay]

All over the country, stop cigarettes, stop fuckin' cigarettes. Up in San Francisco, the fag capitol of California, they passed a bill, you can't even smoke in the street. They say it offends people. But it's okay if you wanna butt-slam your buddy while waiting for the bus? You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? Oh, this isn't offensive. You can smoke a baloney pony, but not a fuckin' Marlboro? Wiping your ass is a filthy habit but nobody's banning that. Oh look at him - he's smoking! Yeah, and I'm jerking off too, honey. Come a little closer, I'll butter your fuckin' popcorn.

[Evil]

LMAO

[TBA]

I think wine, smirnoff ice, and cigarettes are all within the boundaries of being a man.

But the act of smoking a bologna pony is a not permitted.

[CHE]

fags are gay

[Andrew Dice Clay]

I think wine, smirnoff ice, and cigarettes are all within the boundaries of being a man.

But the act of smoking a bologna pony is a not permitted.

yea, like when fuckin queers ask for equal rights. U want equal rights? here's 10% of vaseline now get the fuck back in the closet.

[TBA]

Ba Da BING!!

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Ba Da BING!!

oooooooooooooooo!

[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

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[TBA]

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How do I make those upside down question marks and exclamation marks?

On topic: Is it a violation for UTT ambrose to do old ladies nails all day if he gets paid?