Ask Deegs A Question!

[deegs]

Go on dudes, ask el deegs anything. Do it.

[Nasty Nate]

was deegs always your name?

[deegs]

was deegs always your name?

yes, deegs has been my only username on ninjashoes.

[Nasty Nate]

where has GOD been?

[deegs]

where has GOD been?

your spiritual God doesn't exist. GOD the poster has probably been beating hookers and trying to armbar his way into political office.

[Nasty Nate]

oh i got a good one...would you be able to help me learn how to make GIFs and possible become more knowledgable on computer shit? evil tried to help me make a GIF one time but i was to compstupid.

[deegs]

oh i got a good one...would you be able to help me learn how to make GIFs and possible become more knowledgable on computer shit? evil tried to help me make a GIF one time but i was to compstupid.

unfortunately no, i am pretty retarded when it comes to computers myself.

[Nasty Nate]

damn

[henry]

Is your Assdick as big as Jim Person's?



And if it is how did you come about the information?

[TBA]

What band sings the song 'Steady As She Goes'?

[deegs]

;215861']Is your Assdick as big as Jim Person's?



And if it is how did you come about the information?

come one henjes! you and i are both aware of the legend that is jim person's assdick. it's legendary status is only surpassed by that of augustus.

[deegs]

What band sings the song 'Steady As She Goes'?

the answer to that would be the raconteurs.

[henry]

;215867']come one henjes! you and i are both aware of the legend that is jim person's assdick. it's legendary status is only surpassed by that of augustus.

I think your intimidated by your Jewish upbringing and the fact that Jim has the longest foreskin known to man.

[Resin]

what's the meaning of life?

[deegs]

;215872']I think your intimidated by your Jewish upbringing and the fact that Jim has the longest foreskin known to man.

this is entirely possible. all of us jews have a sense of physical inferiority. i blame the holocaust.

[Nasty Nate]

monty python: the meaning of life was a funy movie

[Resin]

omg sweet mother of pearl don't tell me you are a Jew?

[deegs]

what's the meaning of life?

we are an accident.

[deegs]

omg sweet mother of pearl don't tell me you are a Jew?

dearest resin,

i am not a jew. i simply hate them.

[Resin]

Well i believe more or less in evolution it seems to back up figures things you don't find in a bible like actual facts.

[Resin]

;215879']dearest resin,

i am not a jew. i simply hate them.



uuuUuuUYYyyyy thank the sweet lord if there ever was such a thing i dont like christian cuban jews cubans alone are cool but not christian cuban jews that is just wrong.

[TBA]

;215869']the answer to that would be the raconteurs.

Thankyou. You are good at this. I've been trying to remember that and the meaning of life for over a week now.

[deegs]

Thankyou. You are good at this. I've been trying to remember that and the meaning of life for over a week now.

i am like a big book of answers, and if i don't know one, i just make it up.

[Nasty Nate]

haha, why is the sky blue deegs?

[VENDO]

uuuUuuUYYyyyy thank the sweet lord if there ever was such a thing i dont like christian cuban jews cubans alone are cool but not christian cuban jews that is just wrong.

lol

[deegs]

haha, why is the sky blue deegs?

the sky really isn't blue, it is just the appearance that the scattering light has on the atmosphere.

[Nasty Nate]

i belive the fire answerin that question in a thread a while back, im tryin to find it

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

Why is banana nut granola so wonderful?

[deegs]

;215906']Why is banana nut granola so wonderful?

It releases a chemical in the brain called seratonin (happiness chemical). it also helps with blood flow, increasing verility.

[Nasty Nate]

who blazes?

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

;215912']It releases a chemical in the brain called seratonin (happiness chemical). it also helps with blood flow, increasing verility.

That makes sense...

Increasing verility!?!>?!

*eats entire bag*

[deegs]

who blazes?

everyone's granny.

[Nasty Nate]

haha good answer

[ninjashoes]

why do I keep a collection of womens underwear?

[henry]

Why does Daniel have my grandma's underwear?

[deegs]

why do I keep a collection of womens underwear?

*puts on freud mask*

you want to fuck your grandmother.

[deegs]

;216047']Why does Daniel have my grandma's underwear?

you are his dad.

[henry]

You should charge for these "sessions".

[deegs]

;216055']You should charge for these "sessions".

i really should! i just woke up to take a piss and thought i should check on my thread and answer any lingering questions.

[henry]

You my friend are addicted.

[Resin]

duh duh duh duhd uhudduhduhduhdudhd

[deegs]

;216061']You my friend are addicted.

i would have to agree..it's also that i am unemployed and this passes the time really quickly until my injury heals up and i gotta be a big boy again and work.

[deegs]

that sentence sounded like i didn't take a breath

[henry]

;216065']i would have to agree..it's also that i am unemployed and this passes the time really quickly until my injury heals up and i gotta be a big boy again and work.

Injury? shane west must of ripped you pretty good.

[deegs]

;216068']Injury? shane west must of ripped you pretty good.

i never let shane west near me anymore; too much drool and feces. i almost severed my thumb, sir.

[ninjashoes]

shane west does drool alot I admit but it can be a usefull lube

[SubmissionArtist]

why does Rudy always make the lies of shitz and fight every time he hits the beer??

[deegs]

why does Rudy always make the lies of shitz and fight every time he hits the beer??

because he is south american, you should know, you are of similar lineage. we get drunk, fight, and rape.

[ninjashoes]

the drunker shane west gets the hornier he gets and the hornier he gets the higher the chances he will rape you

[Resin]

shane west is such a stud sometimes.

[deegs]

i have 5 minutes, go!

[oddtopsy]

what sig altering event led you to the moniker second nicest ass on ninjashoes?

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

Dad, how do you French kiss?

[deegs]

i believe that someone thought i was getting a bit too cockey and disputed my ass being the champ. that, and you started posting again.

[deegs]

Dad, how do you French kiss?


everyone has their own style, bob. i say you grab a loyal friend and practise until you are out of saliva. dogs never judge and can't tell anyone.

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

everyone has their own style, bob. i say you grab a loyal friend and practise until you are out of saliva. dogs never judge and can't tell anyone.

Our downstairs neighbor has dogs...

*goes home*

[Brad O]

How good is Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Do you still wear ascots?

[deegs]

How good is Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Do you still wear ascots?


im sad to say that after years of wear and tear, im no longer man enough to create an airtight seal in my sweet, sweet slayer. she is still mad flexible and can suck the chrome off of a rebuilt 57 chevy's tail pipe.


i never stopped wearing ascots, except i call them asscots and i wear them on my, well i guess that's obvious enough.

[oddtopsy]

i believe that someone thought i was getting a bit too cockey and disputed my ass being the champ. that, and you started posting again. my ass is pock marked and cyst ridden from my days as a meth addict with a desire to pick at his own ass in the mirror for hours on end. unless you were referring to the inner beauty, which, is, in all fairness, kinda brown. and we ALL know that brown is NOT beautiful..

can i get a heil yeah?

[deegs]

my ass is pock marked and cyst ridden from my days as a meth addict with a desire to pick at his own ass in the mirror for hours on end. unless you were referring to the inner beauty, which, is, in all fairness, kinda brown. and we ALL know that brown is NOT beautiful..

can i get a heil yeah?

you inner ass beauty is legendary and it's prowess on the battlefield was astonishing and on level with a chuck norris beard and say a jason delucia witch hat.

ps-i hate anyone darker than this millenium's first time travelling sitcom star, topher grace.

[dragonfly]

dearest resin,

i am not a jew. i simply hate them.
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/7228/happyhitlersq1.gif

this pleases teh führer...



oki, enough with the pleasantries, when you take your picture with mickey mouse @ dizzyland, does the person inside the mickey mouse suit smile too? thanks

[deegs]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/7228/happyhitlersq1.gif

this pleases teh führer...



oki, enough with the pleasantries, when you take your picture with mickey mouse @ dizzyland, does the person inside the mickey mouse suit smile too? thanks


that question is fucked up, cami. the real question is, how do you know there is anyone actually in there? i don't trust them. fuck that, stop asking these kinds of questions.

[deegs]

but, for real, the most likely scenario is that they have erections.

[ferg]

come one henjes! you and i are both aware of the legend that is jim person's assdick. it's legendary status is only surpassed by that of augustus.

augustus has problems getting it up these days though.

[ferg]

ATTN: deegs

why do i suck?

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

augustus has problems getting it up these days though.

He's just faking. He's gonna hit you up with some solid surprise sex soon.

[deegs]

ATTN: deegs

why do i suck?

it's clearly because you are too well endowed. i would suggest getting a real life gimmick. you can do something like always smell like cabbage or always wear a green pimp suit. that will change your life dramatically and give you the confidence to match your aryan good looks.

[deegs]

He's just faking. He's gonna hit you up with some solid surprise sex soon.


that old sandbaggin sonofabitch

[ferg]

He's just faking. He's gonna hit you up with some solid surprise sex soon.

oh goody. sounds like a gay ol' time!

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

that old sandbaggin sonofabitch

He tries to surprise sex me everytime I bring in his medication, but I'm way to fast for him.

[ferg]

it's clearly because you are too well endowed. i would suggest getting a real life gimmick. you can do something like always smell like cabbage or always wear a green pimp suit. that will change your life dramatically and give you the confidence to match your aryan good looks.

damn, it's like you have a window into my soul/pants!

i think i'm gonna do the pimp suit thing.

[ferg]

He tries to surprise sex me everytime I bring in his medication, but I'm way to fast for him.

yeah we keep him doped up like they did to hitler.

[deegs]

i wear a pimp suit every thursday. only because they say you have to dress for the job you want.

[Dr. Bob {ADR}]

yeah we keep him doped up like they did to hitler.

Most people don't know this, but the dope takes Augustus and gets fucked up, not the other way around.

[ferg]

Most people don't know this, but the dope takes Augustus and gets fucked up, not the other way around.

jaja

augustus sleeps with a night light on. not because augustus is afraid of the dark, because the dark is afraid of augustus.

[ferg]

one more question for the deegster.

ASS VODKA (LOL 1 2 POOP?)

[ferg]

i think i'm going insane.

[dragonfly]

that question is fucked up, cami. the real question is, how do you know there is anyone actually in there? i don't trust them. fuck that, stop asking these kinds of questions.

:sad: < face of cryes

[dragonfly]

but, for real, the most likely scenario is that they have erections.
gotdamned pederasts!!!

[VENDO]

I would like to know what is goin on here..

[RoryZilla]

Hmmm.

[deegs]

I would like to know what is goin on here..

i was spewing some words of wisdom, taken from my infinite bank of knowledge, but mostly making shit up.

[deegs]

Hmmm.

that's not a question?

but this is?

[ferg]

boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

[deegs]

boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

put question mark at the end of that, and maybe i'll answer.

[Nasty Nate]

here's a multiple choice, wat should i play....Rainbow Six, Fight Night, NBA Live, or Shadowrun?

[Evil]

The last time I gave a SHIT, I got FUCKED.

[deegs]

here's a multiple choice, wat should i play....Rainbow Six, Fight Night, NBA Live, or Shadowrun?

definitely fight night on teh xbox. if you can manage to drag a girl into your bedroom, warm up your fingers for the game by pleasuring her.

[ferg]

put question mark at the end of that, and maybe i'll answer.

boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina?

[deegs]

boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina?

yep, pretty much.

[Nasty Nate]

definitely fight night on teh xbox. if you can manage to drag a girl into your bedroom, warm up your fingers for the game by pleasuring her.

well the only girl in my bedroom is my dog and uh well i dont think i wanna go there...maybe i should spend less time becoming a Xbox 360 God and more time picking up chicks. i can only virtual hump and teabag my rainbox six G/F.

[Nasty Nate]

yep, pretty much.

where do trannys come into the mix?

[Jason]

Deegs,

does your semen have a high protein volume?

thanks, Jason

[ferg]

where do trannys come into the mix?

i would choose jessica biel.

[ferg]

Deegs,

does your semen have a high protein volume?

thanks, Jason

it's a little known fact that his semen actually comes out of his brows.

[Soul Position]

it's a little known fact that his semen actually comes out of his brows.


haha. Truth!

[ferg]

WARRRRRRRRRR soul position1!

[Soul Position]

I got one. This thread is great.


Deegsy-bro, there's this freshman at my college who is pretty damn near perfect. But, she has a boyfriend. I personally, not to be gay, well yeah, to be gay, believe I'm better looking than him, perhaps smarter, and for sure groovier; because I gots the funk. So my question (I'm seriously gonna talk to her on Thursday): How should I come about telling her I think she's stunning?



PS, if she gets mad and her emo boyfriend wants to throw hands ... well bro, I'm completely positive I'll take him out. : )


Word.

[Obi Narb Kenobi]

how will i die?

[Soul Position]

WARRRRRRRRRR soul position1!


War Turd-duga!!!!!!



My take on the Spanish word for turtle. hehe.