Hi its me Shane again,

my name is Shane West and Im not retarded
there was breakfast at school before class started
when I see tits my dick grows bigga
cuz the bitches wanna fuck with a special nigga
I like boobies and I like finger painting in class
when I wanna go home early I expose my hairy retarded ass
I have down syndrome which is the next step in evolution
I farted up some greese and got arrested for pollution
you call it a treehouse but I call it my new place
come fuckin around and the special homies will stomp your face
I have a beer belly and I wear yellow socks
Nigga's get capped for touching my juice box!

sincerely yours,
Shane West

this is awesome

sounds great!

shane you are a stupid retarded boy
I knew this since I seen your tickle me elmo toy
you sat their playing with your dick all day
at first I was like ok hes retarded at least its not gay
but then you went for the reach around
and I had to stomp your huge head into the ground
it didnt hurt you, its like you were super strong
you pulled out your dick like it was a banana and you were donkey kong
I seen the sperm fly across the street
It was like I never seen a retarded kid beat his meat
bitch got hit in the face with mongoloid sperm
she couldnt get away from the speed of shanes worm

mental retardation disease has made shane a really fucking good rapper

Shane can really flow. When I was kid in elementary school they had a program for the "special" kids like Shane. Don't remember much about them doing anything special other than shitting on the playground.

Hi its me Shane again,
Its time to bring the pain again
I wanted to get some ass so I went to the strib club
I guess they have a rule so my penis I could not rub
I got around that rule by cutting holes in my pockets
so all I gotta do is slip a hand in to rub my little sprocket
I gave the bitch 20 bucks to give me a lapdance
while I fiddled shane junior inside my pants
I wanted to bust a nut but I tried to save it in
I am retarded so I can commit no sin
The lord loves kids with a special smile
we are all retarded in a way so lets get rid of denile
I might pick my butt and sniff my fingers
but Im still less retarded than most guests on Jerry Springer
so fuck you if your not down with shanes anus hole
Ill fart in your face and steal your soul
fuckin with shane is fuckin with the best
sincerely yours,
Shane West

Hi its me Shane again,
Its time to bring the pain again
I wanted to get some ass so I went to the strib club
I guess they have a rule so my penis I could not rub
I got around that rule by cutting holes in my pockets
so all I gotta do is slip a hand in to rub my little sprocket
I gave the bitch 20 bucks to give me a lapdance
while I fiddled shane junior inside my pants
I wanted to bust a nut but I tried to save it in
I am retarded so I can commit no sin
The lord loves kids with a special smile
we are all retarded in a way so lets get rid of denile
I might pick my butt and sniff my fingers
but Im still less retarded than most guests on Jerry Springer
so fuck you if your not down with shanes anus hole
Ill fart in your face and steal your soul
fuckin with shane is fuckin with the best
sincerely yours,
Shane West

Fucking 2 sweet!

Shane you dont have skills so quit it
you were born when your father shitted
at first he thought his vision was blurred
but there really was a retarded baby in his turd
I know you masterbate when you dont post
and you havent been around much so your dick must look like a roast
I know when you see boobies you get all spunky
you retire to the bathroom and spank your monkey
I told you to stop cuming on my toothebrush
I guess its ok because I dont brush much

Hi its me Shane again,
Its time to bring the pain again
I wanted to get some ass so I went to the strib club
I guess they have a rule so my penis I could not rub
I got around that rule by cutting holes in my pockets
so all I gotta do is slip a hand in to rub my little sprocket
I gave the bitch 20 bucks to give me a lapdance
while I fiddled shane junior inside my pants
I wanted to bust a nut but I tried to save it in
I am retarded so I can commit no sin
The lord loves kids with a special smile
we are all retarded in a way so lets get rid of denile
I might pick my butt and sniff my fingers
but Im still less retarded than most guests on Jerry Springer
so fuck you if your not down with shanes anus hole
Ill fart in your face and steal your soul
fuckin with shane is fuckin with the best
sincerely yours,
Shane West
brilliant!!!!!!!

Hi its me Shane again,
http://ninjashoes.net/forum/imagehosting/7274690cd79483dd.gif
sincerely yours,
Shane West

wtf shane

this thread is top notch..i just wish i could rap

LOL. wowo iu cant believe i missed this thread.

this is the best thread in ninjashoes history.

why isnt this in the HOF?

this kid can spit!

Nice bump! This thread delivers!

fuck yeah. shane west= the next eminem.

I <3 shane

this is dope!!g-get-g-get retarted!!

Ninja is winning Shane you need to come back with something.

TTT so Shane busts with come back rhyme.

this thread delivers. HoF potential

damn. where's shane?

we need to hear him rap again.

Uh…yeah…uh,uh,uh,yeah….let’s do this….

Was there any ever doubt
About when where and how
The next smackdown would be endowed?
Time for shane to come out the closet
For I send in r Kelly to knock on it.
Like an anti-semetic jew, you be hating your own crew
The proud, the few, the fag which is you
Put down the cocksicle wipe your lip
And you best get an enema before you shit
Consider this a belated Christmas gift
It’s the best of the year remix 06.

Ninja seeing the pic Shane made and then replying with ''WTF fuck Shane'' made me laugh the most. Its like there good friends and Shane took that one to far. I dont know why i found it so funny

yo yo yo, break it dowwwwn

shane is the illest, always chillin wit bruce willis
when he wanna drop tha beat he be clearin' da whole street
nobody can stand up to tha masturbatin' masta west
but ninjashoes is still tryin' to get him undressed.

and to tha S to tha P tha E-C-I-A-L
who cares, because his ryhmin is makin me feel well
i wish i could compete but i just ain't got that beat
that be makin all tha homeboys and wiggaz just wanna spill

CANT TOUCH THIS!

ttt for more mad rhymez

SLAP!
you got the imprint of my cock on your cheek
i hit with the power of an ice head
not meek

yea i respect the badass rhymes of my ninjabros
these negros represent like i fuck up hos

ninja saves himself for buffy
while shane'll touch his sack till it's puffy
Dr. Bob will cure an ailment with a hacked out percription
and im pretty sure that i've got a tranny addiction

you got oddtopsy and che keepin it ghetto
but still, bruce lee and sic like puttin on stilettos

Teh Fire Zouave travels around visiting ninjapimps
and on the side, pwning noobs like they're a gypsy with a limp

Rd made 20G's in clever little posts
We all wonder wonder how a 1/32 nigga kept the will to post

the 'shoes is the place to hold it down
we keep it realer than those niggas in the west
that's why shane has "Tard Life" tatted on his chest

thats funny deegs, but you don't have enough flow or rhyming in there.

ya thanks, i think i could've done better, but i got distracted by a small woodland creature on my window sill.

well the first half pwned, but then it lost the flow.

yo yo yo yo

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hello!

hi!

that was dope!

They call me the white eminem

deegs, after re-reading yo rhymez it does indeed pwn i think i was still too tired when i read it before. or too stupid to notice the flow.

+1 4 deegs

shane west , blacks are strongest
You know dat it's true
I came to the shoes
Just to prove it to you

You ride the short bus
Not even normal length
And you up in here
Talkin bout your retard strength

You may look tuff
To all these weak ass clowns
But I know
You just another nigga wit Down's

Extra chromosome dawg
You think you'd be more advanced
But when's the last day
You didn't cream in your pants?

You got no skills
So go in the back son
And go back to yellin'
DING! Fries are done

Ob-la-di ob-la-da
Life goes on for some
Until I come back to cap yo ass
You ninjashoes SCUM!

haha

we have a winner

LPL! Yuo NOW it!

TTT for Shane!

damnnnnnn blacks are strongest pwns!!!

c'mon. can we get more raps in this thread?

First Verse of shane west lust...feel free to add your own verses bros'



when you see shane-west your dick gets hard
makes you feel real dirty that your in love with a tard

coming out of this type of closet is hard you know
i can imagine you telling your dad your a downs homo

maybe it's the way his eyes are spaced
but if you were a woman you'd create teh masta' race

you don't want no cream of corn, or any cream of wheat
it's that icky sticky cream of shane that your dying to eat

I'll call you a queer, and i'll call you a fag
'cause every time you see his smile it's like a jerk off mag

every time you watch a shane rerun it's a nut you bust
damn kid admit it, you've got teh shane-west lust

fok off of me u ugliuer twatz fase.

jesus?

Where is your rap dirty?

UAERUAEUAEUAEUAEULAELUAELUAELUAELUAELUAELU

Do you think shane west would show up if we renamed the thread to Battle Rape ME?

lol @ battle rape. do i sense another revolution coming on?

the BRR? D:

;353388']lol @ battle rape. do i sense another revolution coming on?

the BRR? D:

LMAO! That one might go over.

LMAO! That one might go over.

i'm already leader of the DRR (2 members, yay) and am part of the ADR. i've got my hands chock full of assdicks and GHB, so you should start the BRR.

I can't get a dog to follow me to the park.

;353286']First Verse of shane west lust...feel free to add your own verses bros'



when you see shane-west your dick gets hard
makes you feel real dirty that your in love with a tard

coming out of this type of closet is hard you know
i can imagine you telling your dad your a downs homo

maybe it's the way his eyes are spaced
but if you were a woman you'd create teh masta' race

you don't want no cream of corn, or any cream of wheat
it's that icky sticky cream of shane that your dying to eat

I'll call you a queer, and i'll call you a fag
'cause every time you see his smile it's like a jerk off mag

every time you watch a shane rerun it's a nut you bust
damn kid admit it, you've got teh shane-west lust


lmao

*reps

Hi its me Shane again,
ttt
sincerely yours,
Shane West

these old threads are great. i was a really good poster back then.