Educate has gotten his 10 posts! [Archive]

Educate

11-05-2006, 11:39 AM

I would like to thank everyone in the The Asylum, I would (not really) like to thank Assdick. I feel like i'm a veteran now, like i'm part of the cliche. It's been a long time in coming, all of one hour while watching Bushido on a streamed feed.

Thanks you guys!

Yours Truely,

Educate

Resin

11-05-2006, 11:46 AM

fuck u asshole

jk i love u plz come back and play

henry

11-05-2006, 12:00 PM

I wonder who he was formerly known as. Fucking stream pirate.

Resin

11-05-2006, 12:04 PM

lol he's russian.

CHE

11-05-2006, 12:17 PM

Shoei

11-05-2006, 12:47 PM

do it CHe.

CHE

11-05-2006, 01:01 PM

do it CHe.

he actually has a good post history, although he is an ass in some of em. he doesnt flood wit sdlkhf;lkasdhf;lkdsh;lfkhsda;lkfh;lkdsa type of shit.

Hate

11-05-2006, 05:32 PM

Damnit...I should have made a glory-whore post when I reached 10 post too....J/K

Evil

11-05-2006, 05:35 PM

If you had a good time why not keep posting?

Augustus Persons

11-06-2006, 05:52 AM

Assdick thanks you back (not really)

The Fire

11-06-2006, 06:30 AM

If he is a 14 hitter quitter I will smite him.

chop

11-06-2006, 06:31 AM

Smite him! Smite him good!

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 06:33 AM

If he is a 14 hitter quitter I will smite him.

Ban-smite or delete posts-smite?

The Fire

11-06-2006, 06:34 AM

Ban-smite or delete posts-smite?

Delete posts smite if he does not post more.

The Fire

11-06-2006, 06:34 AM

This ass-dick stuff is making me nervous btw.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 06:36 AM

This ass-dick stuff is making me nervous btw.

LOL. Why is that?

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 06:36 AM

Delete posts smite if he does not post more.

Good. Make an example of him.

chop

11-06-2006, 06:38 AM

I wanna ban someone, who wants to be banned for an hour>?

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 06:40 AM

I wanna ban someone, who wants to be banned for an hour>?

Get one of the people who logs on but never posts.

ninjashoes

11-06-2006, 06:42 AM

I banned shane west

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 06:42 AM

I banned shane west

Are you going to show your support for the assdick, or will you be undercover?

The Fire

11-06-2006, 06:46 AM

LOL. Why is that?

I dunno, maybe because it is a dick coming out of an ass.

ninjashoes

11-06-2006, 06:47 AM

its the only suprise that tops a tranny

Augustus Persons

11-06-2006, 06:55 AM

I dunno, maybe because it is a dick coming out of an ass.

But.....

it's not going in.

Augustus Persons

11-06-2006, 06:55 AM

its the only suprise that tops a tranny

True.

The Fire

11-06-2006, 06:57 AM

But.....

it's not going in.

Good point. But how did it get in there in the first place?

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 06:59 AM

Good point. But how did it get in there in the first place?

It's a very rare condition. Caused by straining too hard when shitting. The vaccum created sucks everything backwards.

The Fire

11-06-2006, 07:02 AM

It's a very rare condition. Caused by straining too hard when shitting. The vaccum created sucks everything backwards.

Sounds unfortunate. You have this condition then?

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:04 AM

Sounds unfortunate. You have this condition then?

Augustus does. Poor old man. It's much easier to contract when you're 100+. I'm just trying to humor him.

(and he beats me with his cane to keep me in line)

The Fire

11-06-2006, 07:06 AM

Augustus does. Poor old man. It's much easier to contract when you're 100+. I'm just trying to humor him.

(and he beats me with his cane to keep me in line)

At least he is not beating you with inverted cock protruding from his rectum. That would add the ol' insult to the injury.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:07 AM

At least he is not beating you with inverted cock protruding from his rectum. That would add the ol' insult to the injury.

You know it. But now he always moons me and tries to make me look at it.

henry

11-06-2006, 07:09 AM

Evening Dr.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:13 AM

Evening Dr.

Hello henny. We've recruited Perko and A.P. has approved. Once he's sigged himself up, he's a soldier.

henry

11-06-2006, 07:15 AM

We can only get stronger.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:16 AM

We can only get stronger.

Exactly. I explained our movement to Fire and I don't think he'll join, but at least he's not against us anymore.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:20 AM

I wish we could get Ninja to sport the Assdick logo.

henry

11-06-2006, 07:20 AM

Exactly. I explained our movement to Fire and I don't think he'll join, but at least he's not against us anymore.

He's a good man, I respect his decision. Its good to have an impartial person on the sidelines to document the rise of the Revolution.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:22 AM

He's a good man, I respect his decision. Its good to have an impartial person on the sidelines to document the rise of the Revolution.

Yes. I know a lot of these dissenters will realize that we are the wave of the future. Plus we give donuts to members to avoid harming the assdick.

Educate

11-06-2006, 07:23 AM

Stop crapping up my glory thread.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:23 AM

Stop crapping up my glory thread.

Join the movement.

Educate

11-06-2006, 07:27 AM

Join the movement.

I'll pass. I'm the only anti assdick member I think. It's 5 gay people vs me and I like my odds.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:29 AM

I'll pass. I'm the only anti assdick member I think. It's 5 gay people vs me and I like my odds.

When are you going to understand that a dick coming out of an ass is not gay?

However, your "openly gay" title makes me think that you are a self hating homo.

henry

11-06-2006, 07:29 AM

I bet you like the odds-five gay men on you-this guy loves the cock.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:31 AM

I bet you like the odds-five gay men on you-this guy loves the cock.

The cock in front....of other men.

Educate

11-06-2006, 07:34 AM

I like my odds because gay men can't fight for shit. Except Diego "The Champion" Sanchez, every other gay guy but him is a pussy.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:36 AM

I like my odds because gay men can't fight for shit. Except Diego "The Champion" Sanchez, every other gay guy but him is a pussy.

So you like fighting gays?

Educate

11-06-2006, 07:42 AM

So you like fighting gays?

Yes, anyone but him.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j58/PieDeDios/DiegoSanchez-789418.jpg

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:44 AM

Yes, anyone but him.

[img]http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j58/PieDeDios/DiegoSanchez-789418.jpg[img]

So do you randomly punch yourself in the nose?

Educate

11-06-2006, 07:52 AM

So do you randomly punch yourself in the nose?

That's not fighting, that's pussy shit. I'd at least go for a take down first and apply a Ken Shamrock Ankle Lock.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 07:53 AM

That's not fighting, that's pussy shit. I'd at least go for a take down first and apply a Ken Shamrock Ankle Lock.

If you perform a double leg takedown to ken shamrock ankle lock on yourself, you definitely have a place in the assdick army.

henry

11-06-2006, 07:58 AM

If you perform a double leg takedown to ken shamrock ankle lock on yourself, you definitely have a place in the assdick army.

Don't let this kid fool you Dr. Bob, he knows nothing of technique-shit he's still learning how to masturbate.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 08:00 AM

Don't let this kid fool you Dr. Bob, he knows nothing of technique-shit he's still learning how to masturbate.

It may be possible to bring him around, but he'll have a hell of a boot camp if he wants to sign up.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 08:01 AM

Don't let this kid fool you Dr. Bob, he knows nothing of technique-shit he's still learning how to masturbate.

You know you're a general, right?

henry

11-06-2006, 08:28 AM

The changes have been made. Send Augustus my many thanks.

Dr. Bob {ADR}

11-06-2006, 08:30 AM

The changes have been made. Send Augustus my many thanks.

When he wakes up, I'll let him know.