the oldest and the wisest: an interview with Old_But_Wise

[ninjashoes]

Its been awhile since we last did this. Welcome back to the Ninajshoes show where we ask posters questions and they answer. Anyone is allowed to ask questions.

Ok Old_But_Wise, tell me

1.How did you find out about this forum?

2.How many women have you slept with in your life?

3.Why the name Old_But_Wise?

[Old_But_Wise]

Its been awhile since we last did this. Welcome back to the Ninajshoes show where we ask posters questions and they answer. Anyone is allowed to ask questions.

Ok Old_But_Wise, tell me

How did you find out about this forum?

Axeman tried for years to get me here and finally one day just to shut him up I joined....


How many women have you slept with in your life?

Since I was 30 its only been 1 but before 30 the alcohol and drugs have fogged da mind....It was over 50 in 1 summer alone that the orgy house I rented...


Why the name Old_But_Wise?

Another forum I was referred to "The Old Wise One"...Kinda just stuck..

[Old_But_Wise]

That kinda got a bit fucked up...lol

[ninjashoes]

1.Who are your favorite posters here?

2.Where do you live and what is it like there?

3.When was the last time you were pwnt and can you tell us what happened?

[ultimate star trek]

Whats your favorite episode of Next Generation?

[Odin]

who is the tallest poster here youve met in real life?

[MeanBetty]

What is the meaning of life?

[How Rude]

^

tits or gtfo

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Who are your favorite posters here?

Have always enjoyed posting with Beets,Rob,Jim and Blood....Love me some slayer and Wimmer gets a honorable mention...Gotta toss in the Fire cause being a Pens fan is being a brother..

2.Where do you live and what is it like there?

Live in Dayton,Ohio and its a shithole here...Nough said..

3.When was the last time you were pwnt and can you tell us what happened?

About 12 years ago while passed out at my brother in laws house, My nieces decided to get there makeup and color me fancy...Needless to say those pics are still in circulation lol

[Old_But_Wise]

Whats your favorite episode of Next Generation?

Unfortunatly Im not a next generation fan...

[Old_But_Wise]

who is the tallest poster here youve met in real life?

No question Odin wins this hands down....

[Old_But_Wise]

What is the meaning of life?

Well, I believe to live life to the fullest you must encounter the good and the bad, Learn from both and move forward never looking back..Live each day and not worry about what you cant control but look for the next challenge and go after it, succeed or not you gave your best...Most of all just have fun, Life sucks if your always down on yourself..

[ninjashoes]

1.Who are your favorite posters here?

Have always enjoyed posting with Beets,Rob,Jim and Blood....Love me some slayer and Wimmer gets a honorable mention...Gotta toss in the Fire cause being a Pens fan is being a brother..

2.Where do you live and what is it like there?

Live in Dayton,Ohio and its a shithole here...Nough said..

3.When was the last time you were pwnt and can you tell us what happened?

About 12 years ago while passed out at my brother in laws house, My nieces decided to get there makeup and color me fancy...Needless to say those pics are still in circulation lol

1.What drugs have you done in your life and which one was the best?

2.What are some hobbies of yours?

3.Are there any posters here that you really find to be annoying and stupid?

[Old_But_Wise]

hey Ninja, where is my interview ????

[Axeman]

opps that was supposed to be my post ^^^^^^^^
my dumbass didn't even look to see if the old man was logged off.

[Squirrel]

opps that was supposed to be my post ^^^^^^^^
my dumbass didn't even look to see if the old man was logged off.

And you want to be interviewed.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/pwit/SeinfeldYeaRight.gif

[MeanBetty]

^

tits or gtfo

fu

[Old_But_Wise]

1.What drugs have you done in your life and which one was the best?
Acid,Cocaine,Herb,Crystall Tea, Mescalin,Hash,Opium,Schroons..............Schroons the best

2.What are some hobbies of yours?
Vounteering, Fantasy sports, Shooting pool, darts, Reading(ok I mean looking at the pictures)

3.Are there any posters here that you really find to be annoying and stupid?
I havent ran into any really....Zere and I had a couple moments but its all good.

[Shogunownes]

What was your gayest experience?

[Old_But_Wise]

What was your gayest experience?

Wrestling......Back in school while attempting to wrestle I just could get into it .....The thought of grabbing guys in these positions was disturbing but I did rather be on top....

[wimmer]

Wrestling......Back in school while attempting to wrestle I just could get into it .....The thought of grabbing guys in these positions was disturbing but I did rather be on top....


^^ gay

hey ever let a random dude suck your dick at a peep show? it's free. just sayin'

[Shogunownes]

Wrestling......Back in school while attempting to wrestle I just could get into it .....The thought of grabbing guys in these positions was disturbing but I did rather be on top....

Grabbing dudes is called checking the oil; it's a common move done in desperation. I wrestled and grabbin dudes never crossed my mind haha.

[ninjashoes]

1.What drugs have you done in your life and which one was the best?
Acid,Cocaine,Herb,Crystall Tea, Mescalin,Hash,Opium,Schroons..............Schroons the best

2.What are some hobbies of yours?
Vounteering, Fantasy sports, Shooting pool, darts, Reading(ok I mean looking at the pictures)

3.Are there any posters here that you really find to be annoying and stupid?
I havent ran into any really....Zere and I had a couple moments but its all good.

1.Do you think Zere has an attitude problem? What do you think is up with that guy?

2.Are you any good at pool? Can you spin the ball?

3.Have you ever been in a streetfight? If so can you tell us the story?

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Do you think Zere has an attitude problem? What do you think is up with that guy?

I think Zere is just young and full of testie....Whats e-1 to think mr.macho has arrived and watch your back. In theory, he just a scared little man that needs a daddy beatdown..

[Old_But_Wise]

2.Are you any good at pool? Can you spin the ball?

I actually played league for about 10 yrs..Our best year we won the city championship and regionals and qualified for nationals..The owner of the bar sponsored the motels and flight to las vegas....Alot of booze and gambling later we finished in the top 100 out of 1100 teams....Was the bomb...

Yes I can spin the ball, I can backspin the length of the table and the ability to use "english" is what seperates the good players from the average ones.

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Have you ever been in a streetfight? If so can you tell us the story?

In my early 20"s I got "jacked up" in the streets of downtown toledo one summer.
About 3:00 am a group of 5 came walking down the alley where an ex friend of mine and me were. I noticed 2x4"s between their legs the closer they got to us..The 1st dude says "watch you punks doing in my alley"..I was like "Waiting on your girlfriend", at this point my ex friend takes off running, I was like, this sucks. I took down the 1st 2 but then got busted up, I remember telling them guys if they let me live I am gonna hunt that "pussy" down...A month later he got his beatdown.....

[Old_But_Wise]

^^ gay

hey ever let a random dude suck your dick at a peep show? it's free. just sayin'

1st hand knowledge of this?

[ninjashoes]

1.So your saying you tracked one of the guys down and beat him up? How did you find him and what happened during the second fight?

2.What are your parents like? Do you have any other siblings besides Axeman?

3.What was the strangest thing you have ever done sexually?

[Old_But_Wise]

1.So your saying you tracked one of the guys down and beat him up? How did you find him and what happened during the second fight?

The "pussy" was the ex friend.....Yes I tracked him down after I healed up a bit......2x4s hurt a fucking lot btw

[ninjashoes]

oh whoops I read that wrong, damn thats fucked up, left you there on your own

[Old_But_Wise]

2.What are your parents like? Do you have any other siblings besides Axeman?


Both my parents are dead now.....My dad was Good man, worked hard...I wish we would of had more of the one on one father/son trips or just ballgames but we always did family shit....Camping alot,trips,vacas ect...
My mom was a bit of an alcoholic for most of our childhood and was spending most of her time with her drinking friends leaving most of the chores and cooking to the kids....Whatever, I still loved her the same and definately made raising my kids easier. I made a rule when my kids were born that I never socially drank in my house or did drugs...There were the occasional parties of course,kids went to grandmas lol

I have a sister who is 6 yrs younger,raising a family of 5 in Chicago....

[Old_But_Wise]

3.What was the strangest thing you have ever done sexually?

I wouldnt say it was strange but Axeman may....After a concert and much heavy drinking Axe was driving home and me and the wife started getting it on in the backseat....Axemans girlfriend was passed out and a car rolled up next to us at a light...I saw the guys laughing and Axe says "these motherfuckers are laughing at you", without hesitation I said " nah, laughing at you cause you aint gettin any"lol...
Axe says all you could see was my ass rollin up and down...Good times

[Old_But_Wise]

oh whoops I read that wrong, damn thats fucked up, left you there on your own

Yea it was all fucked,....But he got his and a bit worse..Took him 4 months to recover...

[ninjashoes]

1.Do you have any pets? If so can you describe them?

2.How old are your kids now? Are you still married to the mother and if not do you guys still get along well?

3.What decade was your favorite? What do you think of the music kids listen to nowadays?

[Odin]

What do you think of the music kids listen to nowadays?

lol, we discussed this at length when i met him and axe.

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

If ninjashoes was a woman, what celebrity would she most resemble and why?

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

question number two, why in the hell did I ask that question?

[Beets]

that jewish comedien woman.

sarah silverman.

thats ninja

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

that jewish comedien woman.

sarah silverman.


I'd fuck her.

[wimmer]

I actually played league for about 10 yrs..Our best year we won the city championship and regionals and qualified for nationals..The owner of the bar sponsored the motels and flight to las vegas....Alot of booze and gambling later we finished in the top 100 out of 1100 teams....Was the bomb...

Yes I can spin the ball, I can backspin the length of the table and the ability to use "english" is what seperates the good players from the average ones.

awesome! :sifone:

my grandfather owned the local pool hall when i was a kid. haven't shot in years but i used to love it

[wimmer]

1st hand knowledge of this?

:unsure:




















:no:

[wimmer]

I wouldnt say it was strange but Axeman may....After a concert and much heavy drinking Axe was driving home and me and the wife started getting it on in the backseat....Axemans girlfriend was passed out and a car rolled up next to us at a light...I saw the guys laughing and Axe says "these motherfuckers are laughing at you", without hesitation I said " nah, laughing at you cause you aint gettin any"lol...
Axe says all you could see was my ass rollin up and down...Good times

haha that is Good Times!

repped

[Squirrel]

I actually played league for about 10 yrs..Our best year we won the city championship and regionals and qualified for nationals..The owner of the bar sponsored the motels and flight to las vegas....Alot of booze and gambling later we finished in the top 100 out of 1100 teams....Was the bomb...

Yes I can spin the ball, I can backspin the length of the table and the ability to use "english" is what seperates the good players from the average ones.

I hope you shoot better than your bro, because I spanked him. :spankme:

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Do you have any pets? If so can you describe them?


I have 5 cats a dog and a dagu....

Really dont need to describe the cats Im thinking except 2 tiger like, 2 calico and 1 big fat cuddly goldish one...I have an australian sheperd weighs about 50 lbs and the smartest dog I ever met...Potty trained in one day and she catches on to new tricks in less then 1 hr.
The dagu is basicially a aussie rat...They live and eat like hamsters but are associated with the rat family...

[Old_But_Wise]

2.How old are your kids now? Are you still married to the mother and if not do you guys still get along well?


I have a son thats 21 and a daughter thats 19 (most of you have seen her pic) 1 out of college, 1 going in...I been married to the mother for 20 yrs this past febuary and incidently she was the other participant in the vehicle that 1 concert night.

[Old_But_Wise]

3.What decade was your favorite? What do you think of the music kids listen to nowadays?

Well Odin knows this, The 70"s was by far my favorite decade from the music to the drugs been no other better imo...80"s close second...
Im not a fan of new music, but I do enjoy new country compared to old.....I like some new music but wouldnt run out to purchase anything like I still do of old time rock n roll...

[Old_But_Wise]

If ninjashoes was a woman, what celebrity would she most resemble and why? Joan Jett comes to mind.....I could see the black hair and leather pants be ideal match...Liza Minnelli also would be a perfect match....Ninja has that " I dont give a shit" Minnelli attitude....

[Old_But_Wise]

question number two, why in the hell did I ask that question?

Testing my knowledge and wisdom with the chance of being half right....

[Old_But_Wise]

I hope you shoot better than your bro, because I spanked him. :spankme:

No question....I use to make him carry my stick...

[ninjashoes]

1.Can you tell us about the first time you ever tried smoking weed?

2.What is your favorite band or artist?

3.Has a gay guy ever hit on you and if so can you tell us about it?

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Can you tell us about the first time you ever tried smoking weed?


Back in 1975 was 1st time...A friend talked me into hitting the pipe and away I went after 3 bowls I thought I was gonna die of hunger lol.....I remember going to White Hut(Burger Joint I flipped burgers at, 1st Job) and smashing 2 monster burger combos...1st insight to being stoned and I still compare that to a minor acid trip....

[Old_But_Wise]

2.What is your favorite band or artist?


No questions The Rolling Stones is and was always my favorite, Pink Floyd gets a very close 2nd since I was an acid head...

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Has a gay guy ever hit on you and if so can you tell us about it?

Actually this is kinda a hit on....Happened 2 years ago while driving. I had borrowed one of my carpet installers vans(who is gay) and as I pulled up to a light I glanced over to the car on my left who was just pulling up next to me...This guy was smiling and showing me the phone like to call him or get his number...I was like wtf dude, I looked over to my brother and was like I think this dude is hitting on me, we laughed and the light changed...When we got home while unloading the back of the van I noticed the rainbow sticker on the bumper and it now made sense...We laughed again as we put duct tape over the sticker since we were using the van for a few days lol.

[Odin]

where the hell is axe? i need someone to commiserate with, as both our teams are doing lousy this season.

[ninjashoes]

1.Do you train or workout at all?

2.Who are your idols or who have you looked up to during your life?

3.Have you ever visited other countries?

[Old_But_Wise]

where the hell is axe? i need someone to commiserate with, as both our teams are doing lousy this season.

I have no idea what he does when he is on the net...I believe he lurks but is"nt much of a poster anymore..I think you guys bore the fk out of him...Just sayin,keeping it real...lol

But for real....I gots no fkin idea....

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Do you train or workout at all?


12 ounces at a time, yes....I am so totally tired of the working out thing....I use to workout but I have never truly stuck with it for more then a year ever....I do get exercise from walking and riding but thats the extent of it....I figured fk it, Im getting into my 5th decade and I have smoked for 30+ yrs and I just dont give a fk anymore about workin out...I am gonna go back to partying like when I was 18 and my health can kiss my ass.......

[Old_But_Wise]

2.Who are your idols or who have you looked up to during your life?


I think most guys will say they looked up to their dad but in reality I didnt have any Idols or really looked up to anyone..I was, is and will always be a take charge kinda guy....Not a follower, I feel if you go one way and I go the other, then you are going the wrong way, period....I have the "no one is better then me" competitive attitude...It is hard to not come off as cocky, cause I really am not but I am confident...So I guess I never really had anyone I looked up to, followed or wanted to be like...

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Have you ever visited other countries?

After I got thrown out of Canada for suspicion of Drugs (they never found shit while they tore the car apart and keep me at the border check for 6 hrs) I thought it would be best to live and/or visit anywhere in the U.S. My prior Felonys and drug charges prolly help me with this decision...

[wimmer]

This turned out to be one of the more interesting interviews yet. definitely one of the most honest


:neo:

[Old_But_Wise]

This turned out to be one of the more interesting interviews yet. definitely one of the most honest


:neo:

I"m totally cool sharing my lifes positives and negatives....I am enjoying the interview and props to ninja for the opportunity...

[Old_But_Wise]

I"m totally cool sharing my lifes positives and negatives....I am enjoying the interview and props to ninja for the opportunity...

Im such a private person lol.....

[Beets]

godamn secretive ol' bastard

anyway tell me when you pull on your wifes knickers do you let the balls flop out to the side like swollen pissflaps or do you tuck them into the gusset?

[ninjashoes]

1.Are you religious? Do you believe in god?

2.Have you ever had anything supernatural happen to you?

3.Do you believe in aliens?

[Old_But_Wise]

godamn secretive ol' bastard
anyway tell me when you pull on your wifes knickers do you let the balls flop out to the side like swollen pissflaps or do you tuck them into the gusset?

I cant understand all this jibberish.....I hit the 1st hole I see....

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Are you religious? Do you believe in god?


I am a baptist, I do believe in God....It is said that one day(judgement day) you will need to explain your sins...I believe I will have this ample opportunity, the results of that is gonna be interesting to say the least...I may be the leading candidate for sinner of the century...

[Old_But_Wise]

2.Have you ever had anything supernatural happen to you?


Not while I was awake or sober.....But under the influenced I have had some wild ass visions........

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Do you believe in aliens?

I do...Back in 1988 a friend and I were leaving my house and as we walk outside we were admiring how brite the stars were. At that point we saw the biggest and brightest flash out light in capsule form I have ever seen....I looked over at my friend and we were like "wtf was that" We waited to see it again but never happened...We both thought it best not to tell anyone because we were known for popping many hits....This truly was a sober moment and ever since I believed life exists elsewhere....

[Diddy Bangshit]

do you rock phil collins???

[Old_But_Wise]

do you rock phil collins???

I liked Genesis.....Phil solo is a 1st date masterpiece at your apt of course...."In the air tonight" is just awesome to say the least

[Beets]

I cant understand all this jibberish.....I hit the 1st hole I see....

when you put her panties on to dance round the house. were do your balls go?

[Old_But_Wise]

lol......1 left, 1 right....and the dick through the hole...as I said...

[Beets]

well im glad we got that cleared up

[Old_But_Wise]

well im glad we got that cleared up

Crystal

[Beets]

well nobodys asking you any questions so i will

picture the scene. you are locked in a dungeon and there are three doors in front of you.

the first door has an old hag behind it who demands you lick her crusty pussy before you pass

the second door has a large gay man who also demands oral satisfaction

and the third door contains a farmyard animal who wants some too.

what you gonna do?

[Old_But_Wise]

well nobodys asking you any questions so i will

picture the scene. you are locked in a dungeon and there are three doors in front of you.

the first door has an old hag behind it who demands you lick her crusty pussy before you pass

the second door has a large gay man who also demands oral satisfaction

and the third door contains a farmyard animal who wants some too.

what you gonna do?

Pop the ruffie and attack the crusty bitch....Lack of memory has its advantages.....

[ninjashoes]

1.What are you afraid of? Do you have any phobias?

2.Do you have any weird habits, anything you do compulsively?

3.What drives you crazy?

[Axeman]

I been M.I.A what's happening.

[Beets]

you ever noticed you never see axe and michael jackson at the same time?


hmmmm....

[Old_But_Wise]

1.What are you afraid of? Do you have any phobias?


Im afraid to lose, plain and simple.....No phobias at all

[Old_But_Wise]

2.Do you have any weird habits, anything you do compulsively?


1. I really dont have wierd habits anylonger....When I was younger I used to do shit like turn over 1 cig in the pack and didnt smoke it till last..
Wore 1 sock inside out..
Always had 1 article of clothing that was black
Stupid shit like that..

2. At times I can be a complusive eater and gambler but I have learned to simmer it down a bit..

[Old_But_Wise]

3.What drives you crazy?

1. Press 1 for english........
2. Someone doesnt answer the phone....
3. lost internet connection 3/4 way down with assignment....
4. spitters(female)
5. Cops that profile..
6. Someone who cant make up their mind...
7. 49ers management
8. At the most lucrative moments and you lose the train of thought....
9. WOMEN...........
10.DAUGHTERS.......

[Old_But_Wise]

you ever noticed you never see axe and michael jackson at the same time?


hmmmm....

lol...........

[ninjashoes]

1.What type of gambling are you into?

2.Has gambling ever gotten you into any serious trouble?

3.Have you ever had to spend any time in jail and if so what for?

[Old_But_Wise]

1.What type of gambling are you into?


Holdem, Horses, Football,

[Old_But_Wise]

2.Has gambling ever gotten you into any serious trouble?


No... If I dont have the cash I dont place the bet....Gambling is an addiction but you can control it with certain rules..

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Have you ever had to spend any time in jail and if so what for?

Absolutely..

Aggravated Robbery
Grand theft auto
Expired License while Driving under suspended license
Failure to appear
Falsifying claims
Possession

[ninjashoes]

1.Do you mind telling us about the aggravated robbery?

2.Have you ever smoked weed with a vaporizer and if so did you like it?

3.Who is your favorite superhero and why?

[Beets]

wise used to ride with jesse james

[wimmer]

wise used to ride with jesse james

that dude that fucked around on sandy? fuck that shit

[wimmer]

3.Who are your favorite posters here?

he already said it was me and beets.

you figure if you keep asking he might mention you? :pooh_lol:

[ninjashoes]

whoops I re-asked the same question lol, let me edit that

[Huntor]

these interviews rock.

I have one question:
Why is the colour of the fluff that collects in your belly button always the same colour ?
I wear different coloured shirts and yet it's always the same ?
signed a confused Huntor.

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

Not while I was awake or sober.....But under the influenced I have had some wild ass visions........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIRY62RqGC0

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

:dance:

[Beets]

he already said it was me and beets.

you figure if you keep asking he might mention you? :pooh_lol:

bwahahahahahh!!!

[Old_But_Wise]

1.Do you mind telling us about the aggravated robbery?


First off....Sorry for the delay, I always bitched when it took someone 3 days to respond, I sorta feel bad bout that now...but not really..

I broke into a house using a knife...Stole 1200 in cash and some valuable old coins...Stole their keys and took their car as a getaway...Got busted cause my face was on camera at the pawn shop and forgery cause I signed the papers using a false name..

[Old_But_Wise]

2.Have you ever smoked weed with a vaporizer and if so did you like it?


Never vapored.....I havent got intensely stoked in 10 yrs...My favorite was always the 6 ft steamroller when ya needed a friend to carb the end.....Knocked your lights out..

[Old_But_Wise]

3.Who is your favorite superhero and why?

Spiderman....cause I was a dork.....I could see myself stoned and swinging thought the air beating the shit out of the bad dudes....In the end I was the bad dude....Irony pwns

[Old_But_Wise]

wise used to ride with jesse james

JJ was a pussy.......Butch was the bad ass...