My Halloween Costume!! Do you like it?

[Squirrel]

I think it will be a fun night.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/pwit/SqH.jpg

[GOD]

<h1>bbbwaaaahhahahhhahhahahahhahah!!!!!111!!!!111111</h1>

[Squirrel]

I found everything in alleys.

[GOD]

I found everything in alleys.

It looks great! Where are you going to go? any contests?

[Squirrel]

It looks great! Where are you going to go? any contests?

There is a soaring contest at midnight at a local park. You know...the same old 'see who can fly the farthest' and stuff like that.

[GOD]

There is a soaring contest at midnight at a local park. You know...the same old 'see who can fly the farthest' and stuff like that.

Sweet let me know where..maybe I can make it!!!

[Squirrel]

I'm drinking PBR out of a frisbee.

[GOD]

I'm drinking PBR out of a frisbee.

Quote of the day motherfucker,Quote of the day.

[Squirrel]

This thread has already had 22 reviews and 7 reponses. People just can't get enough of it.

[Squirrel]

This thread is on fire.

[GOD]

This thread is on fire.

<h1>shit ya motherfuckah!!!</h1>

[Squirrel]

I think that people are intimidated by the scarf.

[GOD]

I think that people are intimidated by the scarf.

I'll have to go with you on that one

[Squirrel]

Yeah? I thought that you backed off a bit.

[GOD]

Yeah? I thought that you backed off a bit.

prove it

[deegs]

i want to cuddle you

[Squirrel]

i want to cuddle you

I do not get that drunk.

[deegs]

I do not get that drunk.

this is strictly a man to squirrel friendship

[Squirrel]

this is strictly a man to squirrel friendship

MASLA? Okay, take some beers bro!! :drinks:

[GOD]

MASLA? Okay, take some beers bro!! :drinks:

you mean NAMSLA?
North
American
Man
Squirrel
Love
Association

[Rynoplasty]

PBR pwns. Never tried it from a frisbee... Nice costume too.

[deegs]

hip!!! *takes some beers*

[Squirrel]

you mean NAMSLA?
North
American
Man
Squirrel
Love
Association

WOW. Thanks Mr. Bestiality.

[Squirrel]

PBR pwns. Never tried it from a frisbee... Nice costume too.

Thanks bro! It took a lot of time.

[GOD]

WOW. Thanks Mr. Bestiality.

Thats CAPTAIN to you sir

[Squirrel]

hip!!! *takes some beers*

Yes!1! Hip!

If I talk the shitz Deegsbro! All is the joke Okay. Now take some beers. :drinks:

[deegs]

hey bro you don't have the worry if you are taking some beers. is all good here bros is friday!!

[Squirrel]

Yes bro!! Is the Friday@!! :drinks:

[Squirrel]

I think that I will score a whole lot more than candy on Halloween night if you know what I mean.

[Nasty Nate]

hooray beer, also nice thread squirrel

[ninjashoes]

this gives me an idea

[The Fire]

I'm drinking PBR out of a frisbee.

Best thread eva.

[RoryZilla]

I want to play frisbee golf.

[Squirrel]

I want to play frisbee golf.

I have not gone for about 3 years. I have around 20 different discs. It is a blast. There are some awesome courses here in Minneapolis.

[RoryZilla]

I have not gone for about 3 years. I have around 20 different discs. It is a blast. There are some awesome courses here in Minneapolis.

I played one time 10 years ago...I think about it every day.

[Squirrel]

I played one time 10 years ago...I think about it every day.

It can get addicting. I like to go when there are not many other people on the course.

[RoryZilla]

It can get addicting. I like to go when there are not many other people on the course.

I used to play regular golf and I worked at a country club so I could play for free.

[Squirrel]

I used to play regular golf and I worked at a country club so I could play for free.

I cannot deal with regular golf. I like to whack range balls though because I don't have to go find them.

[RoryZilla]

I cannot deal with regular golf. I like to whack range balls though because I don't have to go find them.

That is why I learned to hit the ball onto the fairway.

[Squirrel]

That is why I learned to hit the ball onto the fairway.

Yeah, I guess that would help a lot. Especially for your score.

[RoryZilla]

Yeah, I guess that would help a lot. Especially for your score.

I got pretty good I was down to a 3 handicap, good enough to enter scratch tournys and try to quallify for the mini tours.

[Squirrel]

I used to go into the ponds at night and find golf balls when I was younger. I would polish them up and put them in egg cartons so my dad could sell them for me at his work for $6 a dozen. I made a lot of cash.

[RoryZilla]

I used to go into the ponds at night and find golf balls when I was younger. I would polish them up and put them in egg cartons so my dad could sell them for me at his work for $6 a dozen. I made a lot of cash.

Nice little side buisness when you are a kid.

[Squirrel]

Nice little side buisness when you are a kid.

I was great until I got busted for stealing one of the ball washers from the Country Club.

[RoryZilla]

I was great until I got busted for stealing one of the ball washers from the Country Club.

Damn, did they press charges?

[Squirrel]

Damn, did they press charges?

They were pissed as hell. I grew up in a town of 12,000 so that stuff makes the police report in the newspaper. I think I go grounded or something like that. A couple years later we stole a golf cart and went for a joy ride. We got away with that one.

[RoryZilla]

They were pissed as hell. I grew up in a town of 12,000 so that stuff makes the police report in the newspaper. I think I go grounded or something like that. A couple years later we stole a golf cart and went for a joy ride. We got away with that one.

At the golf course we worked at the cart barn had a smooth concrete floor and we would wet down the floor and have slick track drifting like races.

[Squirrel]

At the golf course we worked at the cart barn had a smooth concrete floor and we would wet down the floor and have slick track drifting like races.

That sounds like a blast. I got written up at one of my jobs many years ago for trying to take a forklift over a jump that I made.

[RoryZilla]

That sounds like a blast. I got written up at one of my jobs many years ago for trying to take a forklift over a jump that I made.

You could have killed yourself.

[Squirrel]

You could have killed yourself.

Yeah, I am surprised that I did not fly forward over the steering wheel because of the weight.

[RoryZilla]

Yeah, I am surprised that I did not fly forward over the steering wheel because of the weight.

I don't take chances anymore, it always ends bad.

[Squirrel]

I don't take chances anymore, it always ends bad.

I have mellowed out in the past few years myself. It just is not worth it. Life is good.

[Bullock]

you only need to be put back in a cop car a few times before you realize it's just not worth it.


unless it's weed.


then i never learn.

[deegs]

i feel off a ladder at work the other day, i snapped at my boss and now i don't go up ladders anymore.

[GOD]

i feel off a ladder at work the other day, i snapped at my boss and now i don't go up ladders anymore.
I barely jump my bike off curbs anymore.

[deegs]

I barely jump my bike off curbs anymore.

i have always been lucky to not have gotten seriously hurt despite all of the stupid shit that i've done.

[GOD]

i have always been lucky to not have gotten seriously hurt despite all of the stupid shit that i've done.
*knocks on wood*
I have yet to break anything(surprisingly)

[deegs]

*knocks on wood*
I have yet to break anything(surprisingly)

same here dude..and i've done some dumb shit i fell off a roof one time during the winter...i fell head first, hit a fence on the way down(ribs) did a somersault and landed on my back


oh wait, i got a dislocated shoulder from football with i've never gotten surgery for and now it pops up when im doing regular things, like opening a fridge.

[GOD]

same here dude..and i've done some dumb shit i fell off a roof one time during the winter...i fell head first, hit a fence on the way down(ribs) did a somersault and landed on my back

oh wait, i got a dislocated shoulder from football with i've never gotten surgery for and now it pops up when im doing regular things, like opening a fridge.
From all the crazy shit ive done Im surprised i only have bad ankles...well, and knees too I guess.

[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

jajajaa looks good bro.

[deegs]

that is quite the lucky streak

[The Fire]

From all the crazy shit ive done Im surprised i only have bad ankles...well, and knees too I guess.

I have broken and ankle, a wrist, a rib, some fingers and some toes. But the thing that bothers me the most is my shouler - from pulling my arm out of the socket, and my knees - from years of abuse and now from jiujitsu.

[May]

omg, I'm not the only one that never broke a bone? thats awesome. I've also never had a cavity :D

[mikestead]

nice

[Squirrel]

It is only 30 degrees here right now. A bit cold for my costume.

[GOD]

I'm drinking PBR out of a frisbee.

I will never get over this post,quite possibly the best ever?

[Squirrel]

Maybe my best one.

[GOD]

Hey kids,keep this thread bookmarked,you might be able to see GOD in drag in a little while.

[GOD]

Maybe my best one.

yes YOURS.

[Squirrel]

Is GOD taking beers tonight?

[GOD]

Is GOD taking beers tonight?

JFC who do you think yer dealing with here?!!111

[Squirrel]

JFC who do you think yer dealing with here?!!111

Since you are GOD you might have said "take some wine with me bro"....Idunno.

[GOD]

Since you are GOD you might have said "take some wine with me bro"....Idunno.

:drinks:yadda yadda yadda:drinks:

[Squirrel]

I want to get stoned so bad and I cannot.

[GOD]

I want to get stoned so bad and I cannot.

stoopid pee pee tests

[Squirrel]

stoopid pee pee tests

That and the fact that I have none. Which at the moment, is a good thing. Booze does not really phaze me unless I smoke up. Pretty sad.

[GOD]

That and the fact that I have none. Which at the moment, is a good thing. Booze does not really phaze me unless I smoke up. Pretty sad.
Well I guess it's wait for see at this point.

[Squirrel]

Well I guess it's wait for see at this point.

Yes, I wait for see. Actually, I am fine with not smoking. I have not been craving it when I drink like I usually do.

Is GOD going out tonight? I will probably the only one posting here in a while. I will create a Vbookie or some shit like that.

[GOD]

Yes, I wait for see. Actually, I am fine with not smoking. I have not been craving it when I drink like I usually do.

Is GOD going out tonight? I will probably the only one posting here in a while. I will create a Vbookie or some shit like that.
GOD is waiting for his wife and her friend to get done working and then they all will be going to the cha and teh 3 rock and I get to start putting on girls clothes now,cuz drag is funny.

[Squirrel]

GOD is waiting for his wife and her friend to get done working and then they all will be going to the cha and teh 3 rock and I get to start putting on girls clothes now,cuz drag is funny.

Yeah, drag is funny? Quit making excuses for your fetish.

There's nothing to it but to do it....(I guess)

[GOD]

Yeah, drag is funny? Quit making excuses for your fetish.

There's nothing to it but to do it....(I guess)

<h1>lol</h1>

[Squirrel]

I should be careful of what I say to you. Someday you may cook for me and I do not like spit omelettes.

[GOD]

I should be careful of what I say to you. Someday you may cook for me and I do not like spit omelettes.

You realize your place in the greater picture

[Squirrel]

You realize your place in the greater picture

I am glad that sombody sees it that way.

[GOD]

I am glad that sombody sees it that way.
You know how it goes,I try to myself.

[Squirrel]

I think I should make a titty thread tonight. Nothing but tits.

[GOD]

I think I should make a titty thread tonight. Nothing but tits.

Speaking of tits .it's a lot harder to put a bra on then it is to take off.













awkward pause















laffs.

[Squirrel]

I would not know.






























And you should not either.

[Squirrel]

POST PICS!!!!

[GOD]

POST PICS!!!!

wait for see bro
wait for see
:drinks:

[Squirrel]

wait for see bro
wait for see
:drinks:

Ummmm, I can't wait?? I guess..... You will get drunky and forget.

[GOD]

Ummmm, I can't wait?? I guess..... You will get drunky and forget.

No way,I don't get teh drunky.Not even ever once(ever)

[Squirrel]

No way,I don't get teh drunky.Not even ever once(ever)

Yup, and I never make angry posts or piss anyone off in real life. You almost sound believable Sir drunko.

http://www.thecross-photo.com/images/Jagermeister-Bottle.jpg

[GOD]

Dude I look like a hot punk rock girl,I have a PH wifebeater on and double ds'I would totally do me!!!

[Squirrel]

Dude I look like a hot punk rock girl

I would need to be the judge of that and without photos I would say NO!!

Now posts pics. Maybe make a poll or something.

[GOD]

I'm not done, hold yer damned horses pervert!!!

[Squirrel]

I'm not done, hold yer damned horses pervert!!!

What, you have not put on and described the skull patterned thong yet?

[Resin]

Yup, and I never make angry posts or piss anyone off in real life. You almost sound believable Sir drunko.

http://www.thecross-photo.com/images/Jagermeister-Bottle.jpg



This stuff is the devil man...... anytime that shit is being passed around you can almost gurantee there will be a fight......

I also happen to own a Jagermeister jacket......... hehe

[Shoei]

jager bombs rock!

[GOD]

What, you have not put on and described the skull patterned thong yet?

Said thong is not part of teh ensembe this particular evening,I thought I would go with teh "protect your nuts" boxers tonight(being it halloween and everything)which has nothing to do with .....uh ya.