How do you masterbate? [Archive] - Ninjashoes MMA Forum

ninjashoes

10-20-2006, 08:28 AM

I put a sock on my penis and violently hump the bed. Sometimes people can hear my violent ravaging. Most of my socks are yellow colored and Im not sure how to use bleach. When I was at the doctors I had to take my shoes off and the doctor made a comment about how yellow my socks were. He assumed it was from working outside but only me and shane know the truth!

VENDO

10-20-2006, 08:53 AM

WOW NINJA!!Just WOW!!

chop

10-20-2006, 09:06 AM

this thread should be in the mma forum!!

godzuki

10-20-2006, 10:27 AM

/withanearofcorn.

meepins

10-20-2006, 11:40 AM

...Pinky finger extended.

..but seriously yellow? what the hell?

Sami83

10-20-2006, 11:46 AM

can i buy one of those used socks?

DEESNUT4U

10-20-2006, 01:12 PM

a warm tomato

henry

10-20-2006, 02:54 PM

with a chicken, just ask jorge

JoeboCop

10-20-2006, 04:47 PM

I paper cut my penis until I have a sexual release.

The Fire

10-20-2006, 06:56 PM

I like to core out a squash and fill it with maple and brown sugar flavored oatmeal.

Evil

10-20-2006, 07:08 PM

I'm getting some good ideas.

deegs

10-20-2006, 08:23 PM

there's a small dog in my condo that belongs to an older lady. she just lets him loose on the grounds andleaves...i lure the little fucker with various delicious treats, then i smear said delicious treats onto my privates and let the dog lick it off.

sometimes i let the old lady lick my asshole.

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!

10-20-2006, 08:29 PM

i can`t say this in public! sorry bro`s.

Chickenjorge

10-20-2006, 10:05 PM

with a chicken, just ask jorge

oh yes. i choke the chicken.....literally.

ninjashoes

10-21-2006, 12:51 AM

haha you guys are perverts

Squirrel

10-21-2006, 01:35 AM

i can`t say this in public! sorry bro`s.

You just say yes bro!!1! It is all the joke though bro! Take some beers. :drinks:

And more Rudybro :drinks::drinks::drinks:

GOD

10-21-2006, 01:38 AM

http://www.ukuleleman.net/uploaded_images/Masturbate%20for%20Peace%201-782328.jpg

kingy

10-21-2006, 01:40 AM

i lube Godzuki's body wif butter and dip her in my honeypot and she wiggles her toes against my Clitorisaurus Rex.

GOD

10-21-2006, 01:47 AM

i lube Godzuki's body wif butter and dip her in my honeypot and she wiggles her toes against my Clitorisaurus Rex.

uh...that's not teh masturbate

Squirrel

10-21-2006, 01:48 AM

uh...that's not teh masturbate

It is if they are the same person.

deegs

10-21-2006, 01:58 AM

It is if they are the same person.

i never see her and godzuki in the same place at the same time!!

i also her her changing into godzuki in a phone booth. i fwapped.

Squirrel

10-21-2006, 02:00 AM

The avatars looked the same yesterday.

GOD

10-21-2006, 02:01 AM

i never see her and godzuki in the same place at the same time!!

i also her her changing into godzuki in a phone booth. i fwapped.

first time i logged in...thats it.however it is actually 2 people

Squirrel

10-21-2006, 02:01 AM

Or just similar.

GOD

10-21-2006, 02:03 AM

Or just similar.

As far as I can tell they are indeed good friends

deegs

10-21-2006, 02:06 AM

As far as I can tell they are indeed good friends

dammit, i want controversy

Squirrel

10-21-2006, 02:06 AM

As far as I can tell they are indeed good friends

Yeah, I just looked at the profile pic of Godzuki.

deegs

10-21-2006, 02:07 AM

Yeah, I just looked at the profile pic of Godzuki.

they both sport 4 huge knockers between them so i can't hate

deegs

10-21-2006, 02:07 AM

they both sport 4 huge knockers between them so i can't hate

that's some devastating power

Squirrel

10-21-2006, 02:12 AM

I approve of the above 2 posts.

Nasty Nate

10-21-2006, 03:11 AM

orally

godzuki

10-24-2006, 07:22 AM

someone rape my shitter.

danxgerous

10-24-2006, 07:41 AM

i stare at myself in a mirror and use a vacuum hose.

ninjashoes

10-24-2006, 07:55 AM

yeah I once jacked to myself jack

henry

10-24-2006, 08:06 AM

Now to Godzuki's av

godzuki

10-24-2006, 08:14 AM

peenusshotplz.

henry

10-24-2006, 08:18 AM

Wow! Your straight to the point, did you went the money shot as well?

godzuki

10-24-2006, 08:19 AM

yes.
i want a camshotofyoumoneyshootingallovermybewbsonyourcompu terscreen.
kthnks.

henry

10-24-2006, 08:22 AM

Gotta have nips, at least one...

godzuki

10-24-2006, 08:24 AM

look close dewd.

henry

10-24-2006, 08:29 AM

Full on nip and/or the taint, pref both

godzuki

10-24-2006, 08:32 AM

its hard to take a pic of your taint yourself.

/failed.

i have a ghey clitshotcamshot.
but my cam makes everything look orange because it fails at life.
/failed.

godzuki

10-24-2006, 08:33 AM

wait.
how the hell did my shits get all fucking glittery.
me no likey.

henry

10-24-2006, 08:36 AM

Pierced I see...any others? I've just got three surface on my neck-nape

henry

10-24-2006, 08:39 AM

wait.
how the hell did my shits get all fucking glittery.
me no likey.

Looks like I'm on the sparkle train as well

godzuki

10-24-2006, 08:40 AM

17 all together.
pwn.

do i have to list them all./

henry

10-24-2006, 08:42 AM

Just the naughty ones...

godzuki

10-24-2006, 08:44 AM

my bewbs.
virticle hood.
triangle.

i win.

henry

10-24-2006, 08:48 AM

Hoods are pretty fawking HOT! Gotta give you the double thumbs up on that one. You won so what is your prize?