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ninjashoes
06-04-2009, 04:38 AM
1.How did you find this forum?

2.What is your favorite ns.net moment?

3.Where do you live and what is it like there?

ferg[adr]
06-04-2009, 05:41 AM
:popcorn:

Old_But_Wise
06-04-2009, 05:58 PM
This is not going well....Pick up the pace Cam

YouFrgotPoland
06-04-2009, 08:46 PM
Cam, the All-Canadian Badass.

Beets
06-04-2009, 08:47 PM
he seems to be avoiding the questions. one of them must implicate him in a crime.

Dert McGert
06-04-2009, 09:23 PM
Great interview thus far.

Old_But_Wise
06-04-2009, 09:30 PM
something seems to be missing

Beets
06-04-2009, 09:32 PM
something seems to be missing

http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/1/Girls_Gone_Wild_Flasher.gif????

Dert McGert
06-04-2009, 09:33 PM
Moar

Tits>Cam anyday

Old_But_Wise
06-04-2009, 09:33 PM
You found it...

YouSlayMe
06-04-2009, 10:27 PM
ninja, cam seems to be pre-occupied...

"Several...i'm hoping someone will throw out cam, Narb, Radar, Rudy, O_B_Wan, Axeman, Jason, Squirrel, TFZ, Pirate and MJ (she's the last lady, except for Mrs. Fire Suave), but I'd like to hear about Darth Odin next."

:eek:

cam
06-04-2009, 11:20 PM
1.How did you find this forum?

2.What is your favorite ns.net moment?

3.Where do you live and what is it like there?


sorry ninja, i just noticed this

i'm not here near as much now that its go season


1. Looking for free MMA vids. I came here because in those days MMA was impossible to find. I couldnt get UFC ppv's really and i was intrested in seeing more fights than the ten or so events i had seen. I wasnt even aware of Pride really at that point. This place grew my enthusiasm and knowledge base basically from day one.


2. Favorite NS moment is almost impossible. I loved when the "usename" gag was going strong, that was epic. Gorrillia tits was another moment i wont soon forget. It was nice when resin got the boot too but thats just me being petty. Fuck em,lol. Jasons the badass fights in the park were pretty damn funny too. There must be more, i have poured hours into this community like no where else but its hard to put a finger on moments or times, something just keeps bringing me back.


3. I live in Regina Saskatchewan Canada. We have a good busy economy and good access to outdoor pursuits. My city has about 200,000 people and that seems to be enough to keep by buiness busy enought to stay afloat. We do have some harsh winter conditions from time to time but our other seasons are fantastic. I am very happy here for the most part.

ninjashoes
06-04-2009, 11:43 PM
sorry ninja, i just noticed this

i'm not here near as much now that its go season


1. Looking for free MMA vids. I came here because in those days MMA was 9impossible to find. I couldnt get UFC ppv's really and i was intrested in seeing more fights than the ten or so events i has seen. I wasnt even aware of Pride really at that point. This place grew my enthusiasm and knowledge base basically from day one.


2. Favorite NS moment is almost impossible. I loved when the "usename" gag was going strong, that was epic. Gorrillia tits was another moment i wont soon forget. It was nice when resin got the boot too but that just me being petty. Fuck em,lol. Jasons the badass fights in the park were pretty damn funny too. There must be more, i have poured hours into this community like no where else but its hard to put a finger on moments or times, something just keeps bringing me back.


3. I live in Regina Saskatchewan Canada. We have a good busy economy and good access to outdoor pursuits. My city has about 200,000 people and that seems to be enought to keep by buiness busy enought to stay afloat. We do have some harsh winter conditions from time to time but our other seasons are fantastic. I am very happy here for the most part.

1.What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?

2.How big is your schlong?

3.Whats the horniest you have ever been?

cam
06-04-2009, 11:55 PM
1.What do you do for a living? Do you enjoy it?

2.How big is your schlong?

3.Whats the horniest you have ever been?

1.I own a small lumer yard that seels shingles,garages,decks,fences etc. I install and build a bit but mostly just run the store. i enjoy the buisness and the people for the most part but the cash flow partis very stressfull. I have to float all the money on my own and its hard to borrow enough to run smoothly. That is getting better now but it has been some very stressfull times in the past.


2. 7 inches hard, i measured, i have many tape measures, i own a lumber yard

3. After a fishing tournament i had gone 5 days with no waking or sex. The waitress had a little dress on with a low slung neck and her tits were basically in full view the whole time she served us. She came back a ton of times and thanks to my sunglasses i could basically stare at them. I was so horny after that it was rediculous. I took the gravel roads on the way home and jerked off while i drove. My wife was out of town so waiting made no sense.
Thats pretty horny.

ninjashoes
06-04-2009, 11:59 PM
1.I own a small lumer yard that seels shingles,garages,decks,fences etc. I install and build a bit but mostly just run the store. i enjoy the buisness and the people for the most part but the cash flow partis very stressfull. I have to float all the money on my own and its hard to borrow enough to run smoothly. That is getting better now but it has been some very stressfull times in the past.


2. 7 inches hard, i measured, i have many tape measures, i own a lumber yard

3. After a fishing tournament i had gone 5 days with no waking or sex. The waitress had a little dress on with a low slung neck and her tits were basically in full view the whole time she served us. She came back a ton of times and thanks to my sunglasses i could basically stare at them. I was so horny after that it was rediculous. I took the gravel roads on the way home and jerked off while i drove. My wife was out of town so waiting made no sense.
Thats pretty horny.

1.What are you the most afraid of?

2.Why the name cam?

3.How did you meet your wife?

cam
06-05-2009, 12:04 AM
cam will have to return tonight

Gumshoe
06-05-2009, 01:46 AM
http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/1/Girls_Gone_Wild_Flasher.gif????

this was probably the highlight of this girl's life

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-05-2009, 01:59 AM
this was probably the highlight of this girl's life

that is if I don't fuk her..

:unsure:

nah, you're probably right..

Gumshoe
06-05-2009, 02:05 AM
^^





e-stalker

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-05-2009, 02:12 AM
shhhhhhhhhhhh, you'll blow my cover.

Gumshoe
06-05-2009, 02:29 AM
^^



true

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-05-2009, 02:30 AM
^^

lol, repped

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-05-2009, 02:30 AM
^^

nevermind, no rep. I thought that was in reponse to me calling you a faggot in another thread :/

Old_But_Wise
06-05-2009, 03:02 AM
^^ now that deserves rep....HaHa

Axeman
06-05-2009, 05:42 PM
I would do one of these, just might make me start posting more again.

ItBurnzWhenIP
06-05-2009, 08:02 PM
Do you feel a sort of penis envy being from Canada and you guys are always next to the much more impressively hung America?

I guess you could call it country envy.

Have you ever tried Extense to help allieviate the Canadian inborn feelings of inadequacy?

Meddle
06-05-2009, 08:45 PM
Do you feel a sort of penis envy being from Canada and you guys are always next to the much more impressively hung America?

I guess you could call it country envy.

Have you ever tried Extense to help allieviate the Canadian inborn feelings of inadequacy?

Its called Extenze Faggit

Rob
06-06-2009, 06:54 AM
cam will have to return tonight

Well you didn't.

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-06-2009, 06:56 AM
I feel cheated.

Rob
06-06-2009, 07:03 AM
We should conduct our own interview in this thread.

Rob
06-06-2009, 07:07 AM
1. So Bloodshot how do you feel about the selfish actions of Cam?

2. Do you think Fire will come through with photos of the sandwiches he ate with Odin (pre consumption)?

3. If you were to be a microorganism (this way you match the size of your penis) which kingdom would you be classified under?

- Monera
- Protitsa
- Fungi

Odin
06-06-2009, 07:24 AM
2. Do you think Fire will come through with photos of the sandwiches he ate with Odin (pre consumption)?

he forgot the camera, so im gonna go with no. if you want to wait a few days, i can prolly get you one of the post consumption version tho.

Rob
06-06-2009, 08:07 AM
he forgot the camera, so im gonna go with no. if you want to wait a few days, i can prolly get you one of the post consumption version tho.

Yeah I feared that this might be the case so mentioned pre consumption pics since I knew some wise guy would offer post consumption pics.

Anyway since you're already answering some of the questions,

1. How do you think Cam's love affair with crest pumps originated?

Odin
06-06-2009, 08:16 AM
Yeah I feared that this might be the case so mentioned pre consumption pics since I knew some wise guy would offer post consumption pics.

Anyway since you're already answering some of the questions,

1. How do you think Cam's love affair with crest pumps originated?

typical canadian debauchery. they are an uncouth people up in the wild north.

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-06-2009, 08:38 AM
1. So Bloodshot how do you feel about the selfish actions of Cam?

2. Do you think Fire will come through with photos of the sandwiches he ate with Odin (pre consumption)?

3. If you were to be a microorganism (this way you match the size of your penis) which kingdom would you be classified under?

- Monera
- Protitsa
- Fungi

1. If he's busy, power to him. But seeing him posting and not posting in this thread is facepalm! :popcorn:

2. I except great pictures and maybe a video or two, anything less and I will have to still think it's cool anyway.

3. sick burn, sick burn.

MBL
06-06-2009, 08:53 AM
Cam is a nice guy

im sorry Cam

Rob
06-06-2009, 10:52 AM
Cam is a nice guy

im sorry Cam

Who hacked your account?

Axeman
06-06-2009, 02:32 PM
maybe the Young Bad Ass kidnapped him.

YouSlayMe
06-08-2009, 05:40 PM
were are ya, canadian?

:search: :dntknw:

Old_But_Wise
06-08-2009, 05:44 PM
Cam is busy......

cam
06-08-2009, 05:45 PM
1.What are you the most afraid of?

2.Why the name cam?

3.How did you meet your wife?

1. Sharks, which is strange considerin i live no where near an ocean

2. Its my name. My name is Cameron

3. My sister went to a all girls school. Me and a buddy got loaded and went to the dance. My wife staulked me to make some other guy jealous,lol. We dated for like three years until Cam need to get some strange. Then like 5 years later i came to my senses and made her my own for good.

cam
06-08-2009, 05:47 PM
Do you feel a sort of penis envy being from Canada and you guys are always next to the much more impressively hung America?

I guess you could call it country envy.

Have you ever tried Extense to help allieviate the Canadian inborn feelings of inadequacy?

i measure success by world titles in Hockey, thus i am feeling fine

7" inches is good enough btw, i've had no complaints

cam
06-08-2009, 05:47 PM
Well you didn't.

oops my bad

Rudy-D.F.F!!!!
06-08-2009, 08:42 PM
WAR CAM!!!!!!!!!

The Fire
06-08-2009, 09:08 PM
he forgot the camera, so im gonna go with no. if you want to wait a few days, i can prolly get you one of the post consumption version tho.

A few days? Man, I am shitting breakfast out by lunchtime.

ninjashoes
06-08-2009, 11:46 PM
1. Sharks, which is strange considerin i live no where near an ocean

2. Its my name. My name is Cameron

3. My sister went to a all girls school. Me and a buddy got loaded and went to the dance. My wife staulked me to make some other guy jealous,lol. We dated for like three years until Cam need to get some strange. Then like 5 years later i came to my senses and made her my own for good.

1.How old are you?

2.Are you ever gonna go fishing with Jason?

3.Tell us a fight story.

cam
06-09-2009, 12:57 AM
1.How old are you?

2.Are you ever gonna go fishing with Jason?

3.Tell us a fight story.

1. Cam is 36 now

2. You know i really would take him out, for real. Weed and beer on me, all he would have to do is show up. It could happen i think.

3. I was trying out for the Junior A Prince Albert Raiders of the WHL. I had fought in the first period and beat a older guy than me and had done so quite handily. I had also fought the day before and really beat that guy bad to the point i had to just let him go, he was done. In the third period of the last game the scout knocked on the glass and said, " hey, 17, go do 24". That meant i was to go instigate a fight with #24 which was a 20 year defenceman while is was still 16. I am and was at that time a big guy so this was a little unusual step up in weight and power but not unheard of.
The next shift if nailed the guy into the boards and then crosscheck him in the neck and i got my wish. I dropped my gloves and grabbed his left shoulder blade pad and tried to get him spinning, thinking speed and a spin was my best bet for this fight. Well, he didnt spin. He grabbed both my shoulder pads, slammed me up against the boards and basiclly choked me with one arm under my chin while smashing me in the nose about ten times with his right hand. I coulnt get away, i couldnt overpower him and i got hit so hard i couldnt think to hit back really. He punched till get got tired and then let me drop to the ice damn near out cold. My nose was broken, i had two black eyes and i could not finish the game. The scout came down to the dressing room and told me i was a tough fucker for givin that guy a go.

I told him to go fuck himself.lol

i didnt make the team

ninjashoes
06-09-2009, 01:05 AM
1. Cam is 36 now

2. You know i really would take him out, for real. Weed and beer on me, all he would have to do is show up. It could happen i think.

3. I was trying out for the Junior A Prince Albert Raiders of the WHL. I had fought in the first period and beat a older guy than me and had done so quite handily. I had also fought the day before and really beat that guy bad to the point i had to just let him go, he was done. In the third period of the last game the scout knocked on the glass and said, " hey, 17, go do 24". That meant i was to go instigate a fight with #24 which was a 20 year defenceman while is was still 16. I am and was at that time a big guy so this was a little unusual step up in weight and power but not unheard of.
The next shift if nailed the guy into the boards and then crosscheck him in the neck and i got my wish. I dropped my gloves and grabbed his left shoulder blade pad and tried to get him spinning, thinking speed and a spin was my best bet for this fight. Well, he didnt spin. He grabbed both my shoulder pads, slammed me up against the boards and basiclly choked me with one arm under my chin while smashing me in the nose about ten times with his right hand. I coulnt get away, i couldnt overpower him and i got hit so hard i couldnt think to hit back really. He punched till get got tired and then let me drop to the ice damn near out cold. My nose was broken, i had two black eyes and i could not finish the game. The scout came down to the dressing room and told me i was a tough fucker for givin that guy a go.

I told him to go fuck himself.lol

i didnt make the team

:damn: that was a pretty good story

1.Has anything paranormal/supernatural ever happened to you?

2.Do you train in anything or do you have any training?

3.Is there a god?

Old_But_Wise
06-09-2009, 01:06 AM
1. Cam is 36 now

2. You know i really would take him out, for real. Weed and beer on me, all he would have to do is show up. It could happen i think.

3. I was trying out for the Junior A Prince Albert Raiders of the WHL. I had fought in the first period and beat a older guy than me and had done so quite handily. I had also fought the day before and really beat that guy bad to the point i had to just let him go, he was done. In the third period of the last game the scout knocked on the glass and said, " hey, 17, go do 24". That meant i was to go instigate a fight with #24 which was a 20 year defenceman while is was still 16. I am and was at that time a big guy so this was a little unusual step up in weight and power but not unheard of.
The next shift if nailed the guy into the boards and then crosscheck him in the neck and i got my wish. I dropped my gloves and grabbed his left shoulder blade pad and tried to get him spinning, thinking speed and a spin was my best bet for this fight. Well, he didnt spin. He grabbed both my shoulder pads, slammed me up against the boards and basiclly choked me with one arm under my chin while smashing me in the nose about ten times with his right hand. I coulnt get away, i couldnt overpower him and i got hit so hard i couldnt think to hit back really. He punched till get got tired and then let me drop to the ice damn near out cold. My nose was broken, i had two black eyes and i could not finish the game. The scout came down to the dressing room and told me i was a tough fucker for givin that guy a go.

I told him to go fuck himself.lol

i didnt make the team

ROFL Hahahahahahahahahahaha

MBL
06-09-2009, 01:10 AM
riveting

cam
06-09-2009, 07:33 PM
:damn: that was a pretty good story

1.Has anything paranormal/supernatural ever happened to you?

2.Do you train in anything or do you have any training?

3.Is there a god?

1. not that i can recollect. Outside of unreal vivid and consistant dosses of Deja vu i cant think of any real things of that nature

2. Nothing in the martial arts. I am hockey/fishing/volleyball/wallyball and thats pretty much it for sports.

3. Yes and No. As much as my mind tells me religion is nothing but a crutch for the weak minded, my heart and upbringing always maintian a faint wisper reminding me its possible. The older i get the more my brain is winning the war though. i was raised in the Roman Catholic faith and i think you and everyone esle has seen some of the reasons i have happily turned my back on that establishment and the idea of God in general. Too much of religion is some other mans interpretation of events to be anykind or reality for me as well. thus 99% NO, 1% yes

cam
06-09-2009, 07:34 PM
riveting

thanks my friend

Luv_Tube{ADR}
06-09-2009, 07:39 PM
3. Yes and No. As much as my mind tells me religion is nothing but a crutch for the weak minded, my heart and upbringing always maintian a faint wisper reminding me its possible. The older i get the more my brain is winning the war though. i was raised in the Roman Catholic faith and i think you and everyone esle has seen some of the reasons i have happily turned my back on that establishment and the idea of God in general. Too much of religion is some other mans interpretation of events to be anykind or reality for me as well. thus 99% NO, 1% yes

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn184/djbollox/applause.gif

ninjashoes
06-09-2009, 11:13 PM
1. not that i can recollect. Outside of unreal vivid and consistant dosses of Deja vu i cant think of any real things of that nature

2. Nothing in the martial arts. I am hockey/fishing/volleyball/wallyball and thats pretty much it for sports.

3. Yes and No. As much as my mind tells me religion is nothing but a crutch for the weak minded, my heart and upbringing always maintian a faint wisper reminding me its possible. The older i get the more my brain is winning the war though. i was raised in the Roman Catholic faith and i think you and everyone esle has seen some of the reasons i have happily turned my back on that establishment and the idea of God in general. Too much of religion is some other mans interpretation of events to be anykind or reality for me as well. thus 99% NO, 1% yes

1.What kind of music do you enjoy? Who are your favorite artists?

2.Do you and your wife do any freaky shit in bed?

3.Have you ever had a really huge turd?

cam
06-09-2009, 11:29 PM
1.What kind of music do you enjoy? Who are your favorite artists?

2.Do you and your wife do any freaky shit in bed?

3.Have you ever had a really huge turd?

1. I am all over the map. I like the "the Hip", Pearl Jam, Metallica, lots of other rock/metal. I really like a great deal of the female artists like Allanis Morisstee, Jan Arden, Sarah Maglocklin and alike. I also like opera and a greast deal of syphony musci, baroque etc. I love Paul Simons Garceland album a great deal. One of my favorite artists is ramstein for sure though.

2. Na, active for sure but nothing real freaky i wouldnt say. Its not boring by any means but i dont dig any S and M shit. A good old fashoined 69 is about and crazy as it gets.

3. Me and a buddy at work used to have competitions at work over who could have the biggest turd. My record was a 2" coiler that we estmated at 32" long. That won me a case of beer.
I dont do that anymore, i'm 36 now,lol

The Fire
06-09-2009, 11:51 PM
3. Me and a buddy at work used to have competitions at work over who could have the biggest turd. My record was a 2" coiler that we estmated at 32" long. That won me a case of beer.
I dont do that anymore, i'm 36 now,lol

You don't save your shits up anymore? lol

cam
06-10-2009, 12:03 AM
i dont measure them with freinds anymore

i still take a peak and rate them privately

ninjashoes
06-10-2009, 12:05 AM
1. I am all over the map. I like the "the Hip", Pearl Jam, Metallica, lots of other rock/metal. I really like a great deal of the female artists like Allanis Morisstee, Jan Arden, Sarah Maglocklin and alike. I also like opera and a greast deal of syphony musci, baroque etc. I love Paul Simons Garceland album a great deal. One of my favorite artists is ramstein for sure though.

2. Na, active for sure but nothing real freaky i wouldnt say. Its not boring by any means but i dont dig any S and M shit. A good old fashoined 69 is about and crazy as it gets.

3. Me and a buddy at work used to have competitions at work over who could have the biggest turd. My record was a 2" coiler that we estmated at 32" long. That won me a case of beer.
I dont do that anymore, i'm 36 now,lol

1.Can you give us tips for producing phatty turds?

2.Do you collect anything?

3.Who's your daddy and what does he do?

Beets
06-12-2009, 08:39 PM
the pace.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pics/hostpics/efb42501-f50e-46c5-b019-117d9d4f0a39noreally.jpg

Old_But_Wise
06-13-2009, 01:30 PM
Cam is still busy.......Patience ppl ...He is probably rating a turd as we speak....#4?

cam
06-13-2009, 04:08 PM
1.Can you give us tips for producing phatty turds?

2.Do you collect anything?

3.Who's your daddy and what does he do?


1. hmmmmmm, not sure on that Ninja. I'd say13 bran muffins and a pound of asparagus if you want to take a shot at the title.

2. Fishing hooks and supplies, which really means NO. I hate old things, there is basically no nostalgia in me.

3. My Dad is a Civil Enginering Technolgist. He has traveled all over the world and does water treatment plants ect. He still works at 65 and is a HUGE workaholic. I try to be a little like him but he is hardcore. He lived in Lagos Nigeria for three years doing a world bank water job and lived in Barbados and Austrailia as well. He can skate like the wind too.
Cam may have bragged about his Dad a little but, hey, he is a cool cat.

cam
06-13-2009, 04:09 PM
Cam is still busy.......Patience ppl ...He is probably rating a turd as we speak....#4?

sorry, cam will try to be more on the ball


now show me your tits

Old_But_Wise
06-13-2009, 05:28 PM
:no:...well I never ...You must 1st wine n dine

ninjashoes
06-14-2009, 02:41 AM
1. hmmmmmm, not sure on that Ninja. I'd say13 bran muffins and a pound of asparagus if you want to take a shot at the title.

2. Fishing hooks and supplies, which really means NO. I hate old things, there is basically no nostalgia in me.

3. My Dad is a Civil Enginering Technolgist. He has traveled all over the world and does water treatment plants ect. He still works at 65 and is a HUGE workaholic. I try to be a little like him but he is hardcore. He lived in Lagos Nigeria for three years doing a world bank water job and lived in Barbados and Austrailia as well. He can skate like the wind too.
Cam may have bragged about his Dad a little but, hey, he is a cool cat.

1.Do you have any funny stories from your job?

2.Who are your favorite MMA fighters?

3.Have you ever done any drugs?

Old_But_Wise
06-15-2009, 01:23 PM
sorry, cam will try to be more on the ball


now show me your tits

2 days later is not on the ball.....

Squirrel
06-15-2009, 01:37 PM
2. Fishing hooks and supplies, which really means NO. I hate old things, there is basically no nostalgia in me.


Negged

Beets
06-15-2009, 01:39 PM
yeah wise is sensitive

Old_But_Wise
06-15-2009, 01:58 PM
This is like General Hospital.. 3 day absence and nothing really happens..Oh wait...Cams busy, You all need to give him some time to respond.

cam
06-17-2009, 06:33 PM
1.Do you have any funny stories from your job?

2.Who are your favorite MMA fighters?

3.Have you ever done any drugs?

1. Thats tough, its always kind of like you had to be there. We have a roofing contractor that comes in all the time that is a tweeker. He cant stand still when he is at the counter talking with me and he cant figure out how to measure a roof for shingles cause he is always so fucked up. He phones me from his cell when he is standing on the roof and asks me how to measure it everytime. Its two fucking rectangles. A simple two sided roof and he cant remember how to figure out how many sq ft it is. He scratches non stop too, its amusing as hell. Sometimes when he is here i like to fuck with him. I talk fast and then slow and then loud followed by soft. He walks around in circles scatchging his sorry head and wondering wtf is going on. He is the company joke, everyone loves when Eddie shows up.

2. Impossible. I like lots, in no particular order. Fedor, Sherk, Griffen, Guida,Diaz(nick), Torres,Wandy,Shogun,Mir,CC,Franklin,Machida,GSP. Shit i dont know. I like tons but allfor differnet reasons. I think i get the most worked up for GSP and Shogun fights. I want those guys to succeed maybe a bit more than most.

3. I smoke a pinner of maryjane once a day at night. On a day off with buds sometimes i toke 5 or 6. I drink about 3-5 beer a day on average but dont get smashed much anymore. I have done LSD a few times a long time ago and smoked oil and hash. Thats about it, i'm not much for hardcore drugs and distance myself from my friends when they partake. I have a wife and two kids, i cant be doing dumb ass shit like that with those type of responsiblities on my plate. Everyone i know that does anything harder than weed is starting to fail at life in one way or another. Not that i'm some huge success but i am getting it done. Foods on the table, kids have all they need and family life is happy, yay Cam.

ninjashoes
06-18-2009, 08:20 AM
1. Thats tough, its always kind of like you had to be there. We have a roofing contractor that comes in all the time that is a tweeker. He cant stand still when he is at the counter talking with me and he cant figure out how to measure a roof for shingles cause he is always so fucked up. He phones me from his cell when he is standing on the roof and asks me how to measure it everytime. Its two fucking rectangles. A simple two sided roof and he cant remember how to figure out how many sq ft it is. He scratches non stop too, its amusing as hell. Sometimes when he is here i like to fuck with him. I talk fast and then slow and then loud followed by soft. He walks around in circles scatchging his sorry head and wondering wtf is going on. He is the company joke, everyone loves when Eddie shows up.

2. Impossible. I like lots, in no particular order. Fedor, Sherk, Griffen, Guida,Diaz(nick), Torres,Wandy,Shogun,Mir,CC,Franklin,Machida,GSP. Shit i dont know. I like tons but allfor differnet reasons. I think i get the most worked up for GSP and Shogun fights. I want those guys to succeed maybe a bit more than most.

3. I smoke a pinner of maryjane once a day at night. On a day off with buds sometimes i toke 5 or 6. I drink about 3-5 beer a day on average but dont get smashed much anymore. I have done LSD a few times a long time ago and smoked oil and hash. Thats about it, i'm not much for hardcore drugs and distance myself from my friends when they partake. I have a wife and two kids, i cant be doing dumb ass shit like that with those type of responsiblities on my plate. Everyone i know that does anything harder than weed is starting to fail at life in one way or another. Not that i'm some huge success but i am getting it done. Foods on the table, kids have all they need and family life is happy, yay Cam.

1.What would you do if zombies attack?

2.Are you the type of dad who puts his kids in softball and then during games picks fights with other dads over bad ref calls?

3.How do you masterbate?

cam
06-19-2009, 10:45 PM
1.What would you do if zombies attack?

2.Are you the type of dad who puts his kids in softball and then during games picks fights with other dads over bad ref calls?

3.How do you masterbate?

1. take my guns and ammo out of storage

2. i am the polar opposite of those dads. i tell those dads they are making asses of themselves over a game 7 year olds are playing for fun. I preach fun and teamwork to my kids and my wife is a ref. Yelling at refs would not go over well at my house.

3. candlelight, Enya playing in the background and a floor mirror so i can see my balls.

Bloodshot {ADR}
06-19-2009, 11:33 PM
I'd enjoy a room of mirrors like in Enter The Dragon.

cam
06-20-2009, 12:21 AM
its important to treat yourself during masturbation

sometimes i tell Cam he is making me so hot so he knows what a fine ass stud i think he is, and to get his juices flowing

ninjashoes
06-20-2009, 07:57 AM
1. take my guns and ammo out of storage

2. i am the polar opposite of those dads. i tell those dads they are making asses of themselves over a game 7 year olds are playing for fun. I preach fun and teamwork to my kids and my wife is a ref. Yelling at refs would not go over well at my house.

3. candlelight, Enya playing in the background and a floor mirror so i can see my balls.

1.Do you ever get so pissed that you punch the wall?

2.Can you dance?

3.What do you think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Rob
06-20-2009, 10:47 AM
3.What do you think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Get your tissue box ready ninja.

cam
06-21-2009, 10:05 PM
1.Do you ever get so pissed that you punch the wall?

2.Can you dance?

3.What do you think of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

1. I am older now and dont get as out of control when i'm mad. I never punch things naymore, its pointless and hurts my hand. I do have a temper but its not out of the ordinary.

2. I used to make up for lack of talent with enthusiasm. Now i just hope my old lady leaves me the fuck alone,lol

3. I dont watch that Ninja. That is a show for teenage girls and boys with too much acne to get head.:gojerkit:

ninjashoes
06-22-2009, 10:06 AM
1. I am older now and dont get as out of control when i'm mad. I never punch things naymore, its pointless and hurts my hand. I do have a temper but its not out of the ordinary.

2. I used to make up for lack of talent with enthusiasm. Now i just hope my old lady leaves me the fuck alone,lol

3. I dont watch that Ninja. That is a show for teenage girls and boys with too much acne to get head.:gojerkit:

1.What was your most embarassing moment ever?

2.Boxers or briefs?

3.What is your wife like?

Beets
06-22-2009, 12:32 PM
hopefully he will have answered by the time we get to vagina level

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cam
06-22-2009, 05:13 PM
1.What was your most embarassing moment ever?

2.Boxers or briefs?

3.What is your wife like?

1. i got caught when i was 16, stealing a playboy and a muscle and fitness from Superstore. i just wanted the playboy,lol. My dad had to come down and get me out of the security office. It sucked very bad.

2.boxers

3.She is very smart, annoyingly smart sometimes. She is big into sports. She loves ringette, plays,coaches my daughter and Refs. She is an artist and a nerd for playing video games with my son all the time. Sometimes i catch her downloading cheeter codes and shit for Lego Star Wars,lol. She is a great gal, Cam is lucky. She likes to cook and bake, ,loves movies and even likes fishing with Cam sometimes.

YouSlayMe
06-22-2009, 05:47 PM
floor mirror lols

lol...after giving it some thought, that's actually a pretty good idea...

:ninja:

cam
06-22-2009, 05:50 PM
ha ha ha

ninjashoes
06-22-2009, 05:50 PM
1. i got caught when i was 16, stealing a playboy and a muscle and fitness from Superstore. i just wanted the playboy,lol. My dad had to come down and get me out of the security office. It sucked very bad.

2.boxers

3.She is very smart, annoyingly smart sometimes. She is big into sports. She loves ringette, plays,coaches my daughter and Refs. She is an artist and a nerd for playing video games with my son all the time. Sometimes i catch her downloading cheeter codes and shit for Lego Star Wars,lol. She is a great gal, Cam is lucky. She likes to cook and bake, ,loves movies and even likes fishing with Cam sometimes.

1.Give some advice to the young ninjabros.

2.Wanna give a shoutout to anyone?

3.Who's to be interviewed next?

cam
06-22-2009, 06:02 PM
1.Give some advice to the young ninjabros.

2.Wanna give a shoutout to anyone?

3.Who's to be interviewed next?

1. Control your debt. When you first become of age to work and earn you have to be sure to not use all avenues of credit available to you. Lenders are able to lend you money for things you may not need. When you first get to working it is good to borrow and pay back loans because it builds valuable credit, however access to credit for things you dont need is a little too easy. Be sure to only borrow for payments you can easily make. Do not take on debt load that puts you anywhere near your earing capacity. later in life you will find good credit can help you realize just about any dream but loans for motorcylces and snowmobiles and cars fancier than your wage will put you behind from the start. DO NOT MAKE THAT MISTAKE. You will thank cam for this advice if you heed it.

2. Hi mom

3. has God been done? if so i will pick again, i want the power

ninjashoes
06-22-2009, 06:03 PM
yeah god has been done

GOD
06-22-2009, 06:28 PM
i want a redo someday.

cam
06-22-2009, 07:20 PM
How about BigbadRoy