I gots the tranny lust: an interview with Lance Surethrust

[ninjashoes]

welcome back to my magical show, today we will be talking to Lance Surethrust

1.How did you find this forum?

2.Why the name Lance Surethrust?

3.Whos your favorite poster?

[YouSlayMe]

:yes2:

:popcorn:

[stupidMonKey]

You could just do all three.

[YouSlayMe]

You could just do all three.

that's the spirit..

[GOD]

*waits fo see*

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3033/2618615068_ac5fdb0f3d.jpg?v=0

[stupidMonKey]

*whistles*

[Narbegesicht]

i think lance just gave you the finger ninja

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

welcome back to my magical show, today we will be talking to Lance Surethrust

1.How did you find this forum?

2.Why the name Lance Surethrust?

3.Whos your favorite poster?

1. Searching for fights to download.

2. It has always been my alias. I use it for reservations and the like. I also used Steve Stallone because it sounded pron to me.

3. I started posting here because of Bloodshot.















War my friends list though.

[Narbegesicht]

what did you think about the laker game tonigh?

is zere a little bitch or just a faggy penis loving homo?

when did you move out of long beach?

did you know cocorenos now serves breakfast?

[ferg[adr]]

i like the way a whole stick of butter will just glide effortlessly up the rectum, and comes out a gooey brown after 5-10 minutes.

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

what did you think about the laker game tonigh?

is zere a little bitch or just a faggy penis loving homo?

when did you move out of long beach?

did you know cocorenos now serves breakfast?

:rape:

Zere is uninspirational at best. He brings me down.

I moved to Seal Beach 4 years ago.

I think I had breakfast with shots(Reno Room) before the Long Beach Grand Prix 3 years ago? The year Bad Religion played. BTW...hiding in dive bars between 12-5pm during beautiful days is ftw. :itstrue:


http://www.latimemachines.com/P1010012.JPG

[Axeman]

back to these I see.

[Narbegesicht]

:rape:

Zere is uninspirational at best. He brings me down.

I moved to Seal Beach 4 years ago.

I think I had breakfast with shots(Reno Room) before the Long Beach Grand Prix 3 years ago? The year Bad Religion played. BTW...hiding in dive bars between 12-5pm during beautiful days is ftw. :itstrue:


http://www.latimemachines.com/P1010012.JPG

seal beach is pwn, i tagged the bathroom up with Ninjashoes.net once when i was drunk after a UFC, but i did that all night at legends, belmont station, and eventually reno room and 36/36.

i'm collecting my tags and plan to start a thread in the future

[stupidMonKey]

I will be in Long Beach tomorrow for work..... Uyyyyy!

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

seal beach is pwn, i tagged the bathroom up with Ninjashoes.net once when i was drunk after a UFC, but i did that all night at legends, belmont station, and eventually reno room and 36/36.

i'm collecting my tags and plan to start a thread in the future

2nd street is win. Great hunting grounds. I was at legends...got lit up and forgot my credit card. Next day...the fucking place was on fire.

[Narbegesicht]

lol, you were there for that? i was still living with my mom back then, they rebuilt it, looks good, but then again i was never there before it burnt down so...

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

I went back to retrieve my credit card and was like...wtf!

Legends looks the same as before it was burnt, minus the lost sports memorabilia of course.

[Odin]

is zere a little bitch or just a faggy penis loving homo?

both. d'uh.

[Narbegesicht]

both. d'uh.

oh snap

[ninjashoes]

1. Searching for fights to download.

2. It has always been my alias. I use it for reservations and the like. I also used Steve Stallone because it sounded pron to me.

3. I started posting here because of Bloodshot.















War my friends list though.

1.Would you ever hang out with zere in real life?

2.How big is it?

3.Where do you live and what is it like there?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Would you ever hang out with zere in real life?

2.How big is it?

3.Where do you live and what is it like there?

1. Yeah...I would crush a couple beers and watch a playoff game with him.

2. My Lances' reach is impressive. *keeps telling himself that*

3. I've lived in Berkeley for the last 7 months. Berkeley is a mixture of unrealistic college kids, rich ex-hippies and angry, impoverished blicks. It's green and has great public transportation...http://www.bart.gov/ so I do not have to worry about drinking and driving.




Southern California>Northern California

[ninjashoes]

1. Yeah...I would crush a couple beers and watch a playoff game with him.

2. My Lances' reach is impressive. *keeps telling himself that*

3. I've lived in Berkeley for the last 7 months. Berkeley is a mixture of unrealistic college kids, rich ex-hippies and angry, impoverished blicks. It's green and has great public transportation...http://www.bart.gov/ so I do not have to worry about drinking and driving.




Southern California>Northern California

1.Whats your favorite food?

2.Would you have a threesome with a guy and a girl?

3.Does anyone here rub you the wrong way?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Whats your favorite food?

2.Would you have a threesome with a guy and a girl?

3.Does anyone here rub you the wrong way?

1. Thresher Shark teriyaki style, with vegetables and some kind of carb.

2. Not into sword fights. Besides, I wanna feel special when I buck.

3. A few posters have made me :wah: ...but it's just the internet. I'm a sucker for trolls and have to remind myself that.

[Narbegesicht]

:popcorn:

[Narko Boy33]

lulz

[ninjashoes]

1. Thresher Shark teriyaki style, with vegetables and some kind of carb.

2. Not into sword fights. Besides, I wanna feel special when I buck.

3. A few posters have made me :wah: ...but it's just the internet. I'm a sucker for trolls and have to remind myself that.

1.Do you train at all?

2.What do you think of ambrose?

3.Do you have a girlfriend, wife or fuck buddy?

[Luv_Tube{ADR}]

:popcorn:

:popcorn: +1

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Do you train at all?

2.What do you think of ambrose?

3.Do you have a girlfriend, wife or fuck buddy?

1. I run 12-15 miles and lift once a week for maintenance.

2. Is that utt? I've seen pictures of him but have not read any of his posts to have any opinion.

3. Since the move, I've only had 4 assisted orgasms and 2 of those were when my ex flew up to see me. Currently, I'm doing more dating than fucking(:thatsgay:) but feel the tides a turnin'. :yes:

[SoilWork]

Oh snap! didnt notice this thread. War Lance!!!

[Beets]

have sex with the angry, impoverished blicks.

[Narbegesicht]

boobs

[ZiLLa]

I like that these interviews are back.

[Rudy-D.F.F!!!!]

WAR LANCEBro!

[ninjashoes]

1. I run 12-15 miles and lift once a week for maintenance.

2. Is that utt? I've seen pictures of him but have not read any of his posts to have any opinion.

3. Since the move, I've only had 4 assisted orgasms and 2 of those were when my ex flew up to see me. Currently, I'm doing more dating than fucking(:thatsgay:) but feel the tides a turnin'. :yes:

1.Do you have a pic up on here somewhere? If not then what do you look like?

2.What do you think of abortion?

3.Who is the most evil man in america?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

....

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

more lance, MORE!!!!

[ninjashoes]

shit I erased his dual post then he edited the orginal at the same time

sorry lance

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Do you have a pic up on here somewhere? If not then what do you look like?

2.What do you think of abortion?

3.Who is the most evil man in america?

1. No pic yet. I have met a poster in Vegas...we left the girls in the hotel room while we sipped bourbon and received lap dances at "The Crazy Horse" until 4am. I look like a corporate douchebag, my drivers' license says I'm 6' and 180lbs when I'm actually 5'11'' and 172lbs. :itstrue:


2. I think it's terrible. I impregnated my girlfriend at 16...to this day, she would kill me if she could get away with it. I think we both hate ourselves a little for what transgressed.


3. Dane Cook. He must be vanquished.

[ninjashoes]

1. No pic yet. I have met a poster in Vegas...we left the girls in the hotel room while we sipped bourbon and received lap dances at "The Crazy Horse" until 4am. I look like a corporate douchebag, my drivers' license says I'm 6' and 180lbs when I'm actually 5'11'' and 172lbs. :itstrue:


2. I think it's terrible. I impregnated my girlfriend at 16...to this day, she would kill me if she could get away with it. I think we both hate ourselves a little for what transgressed.


3. Dane Cook. He must be vanquished.

1.Ever done any drugs?

2.Tell us a favorite quote of yours.

3.What do you mean by "she would kill me if she could get away with it"?

(if you dont want to answer its ok)

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Ever done any drugs?

2.Tell us a favorite quote of yours.

3.What do you mean by "she would kill me if she could get away with it"?

(if you dont want to answer its ok)

1. I've experimented with everything except crackhttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/lordFader/tb2.gif at least twice. Now I'm just a social drinker.

2. “What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.”

3. Basically, she feels as if I ruined her. She had to go to therapy...her brother and I had two brutal fights...blah, blah, blah...I saw her last year(a decade later) and before I could greet her, she said "fuck you! I fucking hate you." In some sick way, I was impressed.

[Luv_Tube{ADR}]

:youaretheman:

[ninjashoes]

1. I've experimented with everything except crackhttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/lordFader/tb2.gif at least twice. Now I'm just a social drinker.

2. “What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.”

3. Basically, she feels as if I ruined her. She had to go to therapy...her brother and I had two brutal fights...blah, blah, blah...I saw her last year(a decade later) and before I could greet her, she said "fuck you! I fucking hate you." In some sick way, I was impressed.

1.Can you tell us about the fights with her brother?

2.Are you religious at all?

3.What race are you?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Can you tell us about the fights with her brother?

2.Are you religious at all?

3.What race are you?

1. He beasted on me both times. I tried to avoid it the first time, and ended up with a busted face and dis-located tmj. A friend told me he soccer kicked me 3 times. :rape: I embraced it the 2nd time around, and broke my right hand in three different places and my older brother had to pull him off of me(i wanted out anyway). :owned:


2. Yes. I just practice, I do not preach.



3.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/lordFader/Picture2-6.png

[Beets]

your friend didnt think it was a good idea to stop him after the first kick?

[ninjashoes]

1. He beasted on me both times. I tried to avoid it the first time, and ended up with a busted face and dis-located tmj. A friend told me he soccer kicked me 3 times. :rape: I embraced it the 2nd time around, and broke my right hand in three different places and my older brother had to pull him off of me(i wanted out anyway). :owned:


2. Yes. I just practice, I do not preach.



3.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/lordFader/Picture2-6.png

1.What is your greatest fear?

2.What are some of your favorite movies?

3.Are vampires real?

[Rob]

I'm liking Lance more and more. Good work buddy.

[Beets]

Rob and lance in a tree....

rob is acting all creepeey...

[Rob]

I stalk one person at a time and it's not Lance.

[Beets]

is it radar?

or tcf. cos he's not been round much lately....

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

your friend didnt think it was a good idea to stop him after the first kick?

It happened really quick and I think people were in shock over what was going on. Nobody knew there was a problem between us and how serious the situation was. Including me.

[Beets]

so are you off his christmas card list then?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.What is your greatest fear?

2.What are some of your favorite movies?

3.Are vampires real?

1. The mortality of my loved ones. *visualizes all of them and says a prayer.*

2. Fight Club, American Beauty, Dumb and Dumber, The Departed, Alice in Wonderland, Tombstone, and Memento.

3. In a metaphorical sense. Literally, I do not believe there are humanoids that depend on human blood for survival. Would make things interesting though.

[Pirate]

1. The mortality of my loved ones. *visualizes all of them and says a prayer.*

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/vomit-6.jpeg

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

don't you have to police the forum and remind everybody that their thread has been done before? ease up butt-pirate.

[YouSlayMe]

1. No pic yet. I have met a poster in Vegas...we left the girls in the hotel room while we sipped bourbon and received lap dances at "The Crazy Horse" until 4am. I look like a corporate douchebag, my drivers' license says I'm 6' and 180lbs when I'm actually 5'11'' and 172lbs. :itstrue:


2. I think it's terrible. I impregnated my girlfriend at 16...to this day, she would kill me if she could get away with it. I think we both hate ourselves a little for what transgressed.


3. Dane Cook. He must be vanquished.

i'm packing...let's roll!

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg284/galtower/Cute_Death.jpg

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

i'm packing...let's roll!

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg284/galtower/Cute_Death.jpg


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/lordFader/avatar_3549.gif

Let's get 'em!

[Pirate]

don't you have to police the forum and remind everybody that their thread has been done before? ease up butt-pirate.

Don't worry, policing the forum and ridiculing posts are not mutually exclusive.

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

I guess you are good for one thing and I'm not referring to the latter.

[Pirate]

I guess you are good for one thing and I'm not referring to the latter.

Are you saying I, Pirate, should be a mod? <- interview question

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

sure. it seems to be a pet peeve of yours and you are always on top of it.

[ninjashoes]

1. The mortality of my loved ones. *visualizes all of them and says a prayer.*

2. Fight Club, American Beauty, Dumb and Dumber, The Departed, Alice in Wonderland, Tombstone, and Memento.

3. In a metaphorical sense. Literally, I do not believe there are humanoids that depend on human blood for survival. Would make things interesting though.

1.Does pirate annoy you?

2.What are your parents like?

3.If you had to choose, Tae Kwon Do or Kung Fu and why?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Does pirate annoy you?

2.What are your parents like?

3.If you had to choose, Tae Kwon Do or Kung Fu and why?

1. Nah, he's cool. He's just got some really high standards for this place.

2. My mother is stubborn and tough...she likes to shop and travel. My father is hard-working and simple...he likes to smoke weed and order pizza.

3. Kung Fu. Drunken boxing looks hilarious and it would be sweet to learn how to balance myself in crazy ways.

[bigbadroy]

http://www.mynaughtystory.com/gallery/too_small_to_fuck.jpg

:owned:

[ninjashoes]

1. Nah, he's cool. He's just got some really high standards for this place.

2. My mother is stubborn and tough...she likes to shop and travel. My father is hard-working and simple...he likes to smoke weed and order pizza.

3. Kung Fu. Drunken boxing looks hilarious and it would be sweet to learn how to balance myself in crazy ways.

1.Do you collect anything or do you have any passionate hobbies?

2.Name something that pisses you off.

3.Whats your favorite ninjashoes.net moment that you have ever witnessed?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Do you collect anything or do you have any passionate hobbies?

2.Name something that pisses you off.

3.Whats your favorite ninjashoes.net moment that you have ever witnessed?

1. I used to collect guitars...I had 10 at one time and now I only have a couple. I love playing and recording music.

2. Police Officers. Their swagger gets under my skin.

3. When Beets posted a pic of weeb being cock-slapped. Posting while watching the Fedor vs. AA fight was good times as well.

[ninjashoes]

1. I used to collect guitars...I had 10 at one time and now I only have a couple. I love playing and recording music.

2. Police Officers. Their swagger gets under my skin.

3. When Beets posted a pic of weeb being cock-slapped. Posting while watching the Fedor vs. AA fight was good times as well.

1.Who do you consider to be great guitarists?

2.Do you have any asshole cop stories?

3.Ever tried on womens underwear?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Who do you consider to be great guitarists?

2.Do you have any asshole cop stories?

3.Ever tried on womens underwear?

1. Eric Clapton, Dimebag Darrell, Jonny Greenwood, Derek Trucks...

2. I've been billy clubbed before and I am not a black man.

3. :yes: I've worn a couple of my girlfriend's panties on my head.

[ninjashoes]

1. Eric Clapton, Dimebag Darrell, Jonny Greenwood, Derek Trucks...

2. I've been billy clubbed before and I am not a black man.

3. :yes: I've worn a couple of my girlfriend's panties on my head.

1.Can you elaborate on the billy club story?

2.Whats your current most important goal?

3.Have you ever had any supernatural experiences?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Can you elaborate on the billy club story?

2.Whats your current most important goal?

3.Have you ever had any supernatural experiences?

1. I was at a beach party and they started harassing everybody and giving them tickets for alcohol on the beach. I was sober, had nothing to hide and started making fun of the situation. I was approached by one of them and told to shut up. I called them ridiculous and told them to get over themselves. Next thing I know, I was being grabbed by one of them while another started clubbing my legs and they were yelling "stay down and stop resisting!" They accused me of threatening an officer and I had to spend the night in jail. I ended up with 80 hours of community service. I know, I know...cool story bro.

2. To buy a house in California before I am 30.

3. Aside from taking large amounts of liquid lsd...not really. I've never seen or experienced anything that could not be logically or scientifically explained.

[ninjashoes]

1. I was at a beach party and they started harassing everybody and giving them tickets for alcohol on the beach. I was sober, had nothing to hide and started making fun of the situation. I was approached by one of them and told to shut up. I called them ridiculous and told them to get over themselves. Next thing I know, I was being grabbed by one of them while another started clubbing my legs and they were yelling "stay down and stop resisting!" They accused me of threatening an officer and I had to spend the night in jail. I ended up with 80 hours of community service. I know, I know...cool story bro.

2. To buy a house in California before I am 30.

3. Aside from taking large amounts of liquid lsd...not really. I've never seen or experienced anything that could not be logically or scientifically explained.

1.Who is your favorite comic book chracter?

2.What was your most embarassing experience ever?

3.Were you popular in high school?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Who is your favorite comic book chracter?

2.What was your most embarassing experience ever?

3.Were you popular in high school?

1.
http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b325/bibby1020/th_Punisher.jpg


2. Probably the first beating I suffered from that girls older brother. A lot of people were present and I cried afterward.



3. I had plenty of acquaintances, yet only a handful of friends(people I consider family now). I never worried about popularity because I went to a huge high school where nobody knew everybody.

[ninjashoes]

1.
http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b325/bibby1020/th_Punisher.jpg


2. Probably the first beating I suffered from that girls older brother. A lot of people were present and I cried afterward.



3. I had plenty of acquaintances, yet only a handful of friends(people I consider family now). I never worried about popularity because I went to a huge high school where nobody knew everybody.

1.Who are your favorite MMA fighters?

2.What can we hope to see from Lance Surethrust in teh future?

3.Who should be interviewed next?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

1.Who are your favorite MMA fighters?

2.What can we hope to see from Lance Surethrust in teh future?

3.Who should be interviewed next?

1. Phil Baroni, Shogun, Don Frye, Saku, CroCop, Rampage and Fedor come to mind.

2. More gifs/pics...I'd like to bring some more posters here and earn my blackbelt.

3. BloodShot, SoilWork, Narb, YSM...if they have not already been interviewed of course.


WAR NINJASHOES.NET!!!

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

No real need to interview me, everyone knows all about me. Any of those other three would be great.

[SoilWork]

and def not me. I dont even post that much therefore people dont even know me. do Narb or YSM

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

lol, if they don't know you, they should interview you to get to know you.

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

don't be so modest. WE SHOULD INTERVIEW YOU!

what'chu think Lance?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

lol, if they don't know you, they should interview you to get to know you.

:yes: exactly.

[Rob]

The tribe has spoken.

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

http://www.elcivics.com/images/crow-tribe.jpg

[SoilWork]

The tribe has spoken.

You sir need to put up some more pics in the booty thread! Im gonna be heading to bed in a bit and i would like to squirt one off before I jump in the shower.:popcorn:

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

don't be so modest. WE SHOULD INTERVIEW YOU!

what'chu think Lance?

I am agree. Rob too...I kinda figured he'd been interviewed already. :unsure:

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

You sir need to put up some more pics in the booty thread! Im gonna be heading to bed in a bit and i would like to squirt one off before I jump in the shower.:popcorn:

jump in the shower and rub one off, you'd be surprized how much time you can save..

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

You sir need to put up some more pics in the booty thread! Im gonna be heading to bed in a bit and i would like to squirt one off before I jump in the shower.:popcorn:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a10/lordFader/sotl.gif

[Rob]

I am agree. Rob too...I kinda figured he'd been interviewed already. :unsure:

Yep I had an interview, drew it out far too long and tried to write a book in the process. Plus I didn't have much to say.

[SoilWork]

jump in the shower and rub one off, you'd be surprized how much time you can save..

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/RangerD_2007/BrightIdea.jpg

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/RangerD_2007/BrightIdea.jpg

rofl

[YouSlayMe]

jump in the shower and rub one off, you'd be surprized how much time you can save..

+1

and yes :yes: I'd love to read your interview...Blood's right - we don't know enough about you. I'm liking Lance SureThrust even more (if that was possible) after reading his posts in here.

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/260/doitstiller.gif

:yes:

[Old_But_Wise]

Yes I agree...Interview the one"s we need more ammunition on

[ninjashoes]

3. BloodShot, SoilWork, Narb, YSM...if they have not already been interviewed of course.


Can you please pick one of those

its your honor to do so

[JimmyBones]

These fucking interviews are almost worth while. Meh.. not so much.

[Huntor]

check it !

interview soilwork.cause his name = \m/

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

check it !

interview soilwork.cause his name = \m/

+1

[Beets]

good interview lance

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/456/weeb2.jpg

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

good interview lance

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/456/weeb2.jpg

ROFL sir and thank you very much. There is much pwn in you and your photoshop skills.

[pender]

best interview i've read yet! war surethrust!

[ItBurnzWhenIP]

2. Fight Club, American Beauty, Dumb and Dumber, The Departed, Alice in Wonderland, Tombstone, and Memento.


Seriously how can you appreiciate such amazing films and still like Wolverine?

[ItBurnzWhenIP]

One last question... How the fuck were you such a piss poor fuckin poster when you got here when you really had such great ability all along? Did you intend to be a heel?

[LANCE SVRETHRVST]

Seriously how can you appreiciate such amazing films and still like Wolverine?

:owned: