is that a banana in my pocket?: an interview with stupidmonkey

[Beets]

woo hoo - i got a mention.

i am leaving my house to drink in town after this shit monkey. i will toast you in the drinking houses of edinburgh.

hopefully there are no slow darkies in the vicinity that get the wrong idea.

[Beets]

ok. im wiped and good to go.

[Old_But_Wise]

ok. im wiped and good to go.

Do not drink and drive......

[stupidMonKey]

woo hoo - i got a mention.

i am leaving my house to drink in town after this shit monkey. i will toast you in the drinking houses of edinburgh.

hopefully there are no slow darkies in the vicinity that get the wrong idea.

I just got done watching trainspotting and thought of you


:thatsgay:

[YouSlayMe]

1. I don't choose favorites because someone is bound to get jealous and cry. Ok that's a lie... I give fuck all about your feelings.

God - Because he contains many lulz and can make "neat" things.

Lance, Beets, Rob, and Old - Because they supply me with big-uns on an almost daily basis.

RudyBro - Do I even have to explain myself here?

YSM - She has boobs, becomes one by default.

2. Everyone, as long as they come visit me :mellow:

But if I must visit them.
Rudy - Drink, Fight, and Fuck... wait4see
Ninja - So I can steal Gary away
Poland - So the epic tale of Double Leg vs :monkeystyle: can be told
Ferg - So we can have a dance off that will be talked about for centuries to come, even after teh internetz ceases to exist.

3. It involves a tranny, Shane West, a bike helmet, two midgets, Santa Claus, and 5 gallons of cream corn all on Mount Vesuvius.

1. :clapping: WAR boobs!
2. "Double Leg vs :monkeystyle:" :huh:
3. Santa?

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

3. Santa?



http://www.mudtrap.com/images/Bad-Santa-funny-graphic.jpg

[YouSlayMe]

http://www.mudtrap.com/images/Bad-Santa-funny-graphic.jpg

he was a very bad Santa...bad, bad Santa!

I'd settle for just the suit.

[ferg[adr]]

Ferg - So we can have a dance off that will be talked about for centuries to come, even after teh internetz ceases to exist.

dude i concede my title.. you are the ultimate dance off champion.

"SO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKIN DANCER??" -Dana "Fucking" White

[ninjashoes]

1. I don't choose favorites because someone is bound to get jealous and cry. Ok that's a lie... I give fuck all about your feelings.

God - Because he contains many lulz and can make "neat" things.

Lance, Beets, Rob, and Old - Because they supply me with big-uns on an almost daily basis.

RudyBro - Do I even have to explain myself here?

YSM - She has boobs, becomes one by default.

2. Everyone, as long as they come visit me :mellow:

But if I must visit them.
Rudy - Drink, Fight, and Fuck... wait4see
Ninja - So I can steal Gary away
Poland - So the epic tale of Double Leg vs :monkeystyle: can be told
Ferg - So we can have a dance off that will be talked about for centuries to come, even after teh internetz ceases to exist.

3. It involves a tranny, Shane West, a bike helmet, two midgets, Santa Claus, and 5 gallons of cream corn all on Mount Vesuvius.

1.Do you like gay people? Do you think they should be able to get "married"?

2.Ever done any sort of drugs besides alcohol?

3.What would you do if Ferg tried to rape you?

[Luv_Tube{ADR}]

woo hoo - i got a mention.

i am leaving my house to drink in town after this shit monkey. i will toast you in the drinking houses of edinburgh.

hopefully there are no slow darkies in the vicinity that get the wrong idea.

If thier are just tell them "It's cool man I'm takiin' it back."
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/1143/porchmonkeylr5.jpg

[Luv_Tube{ADR}]

I just got done watching trainspotting and thought of you.

That movie is the SHIT!!!!!!
http://www.yaleherald.com/archive/xxii/9.27.96/ae/trainspotting.jpg

[ferg[adr]]

1.Do you like gay people? Do you think they should be able to get "married"?

2.Ever done any sort of drugs besides alcohol?

3.What would you do if* Ferg tried to rape you?

*when

[Luv_Tube{ADR}]

http://www.mudtrap.com/images/Bad-Santa-funny-graphic.jpg

Naughty Santa?
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/autieja77/BadSantaSpank.jpg

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

:yes:

[Luv_Tube{ADR}]

I thought you might like that. Waz up?

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

drinking some coffee and playing some video games. On top of that I'm hi-jacking this thread from stupid monkey, how are things?

:hijacked:

[stupidMonKey]

1.Do you like gay people? Do you think they should be able to get "married"?

2.Ever done any sort of drugs besides alcohol?

3.What would you do if Ferg tried to rape you?

1. My roommate is gay. I really don't know why they would want to get married. That's just stupid talk right there. Plus, marriage, as we know it today, was an institution created by the bible, which specifically states it's views against gay relationships, so why they fight so hard to be "equal" in the sense of marriage is beyond me.

2. Nope. Alcohol is pretty much where I start and stop. I'm not all that of a big drinker either. Sorry to disappoint all you tokers out there.

3. It's not a matter of if but when. Ferg is a sexy guy who knows how to move. It would be hard to resist his charms. We would probably end up talking about geek stuff and that would probably be the time he strikes. I have a vast knowledge of what goes on in Missouri towns and cities and can handle myself in those situations though. I know to BYOB, because roofies come into play.

[Luv_Tube{ADR}]

This thread is like McDonalds "I'm Loving It!"

[ninjashoes]

1. My roommate is gay. I really don't know why they would want to get married. That's just stupid talk right there. Plus, marriage, as we know it today, was an institution created by the bible, which specifically states it's views against gay relationships, so why they fight so hard to be "equal" in the sense of marriage is beyond me.

2. Nope. Alcohol is pretty much where I start and stop. I'm not all that of a big drinker either. Sorry to disappoint all you tokers out there.

3. It's not a matter of if but when. Ferg is a sexy guy who knows how to move. It would be hard to resist his charms. We would probably end up talking about geek stuff and that would probably be the time he strikes. I have a vast knowledge of what goes on in Missouri towns and cities and can handle myself in those situations though. I know to BYOB, because roofies come into play.

1.Do you and your roomate ever fight about gay marriage?

2.Do you train at all?

3.What kind of music do you like? What are some of your favorite artists or bands?

[stupidMonKey]

1.Do you and your roomate ever fight about gay marriage?

2.Do you train at all?

3.What kind of music do you like? What are some of your favorite artists or bands?

1. No actually we get along fairly well. He doesn't want to get married that I know of.

2. I train Muay Thai at the Lion's Den. I occasionally jump over to grappling and BJJ when I get time. I spend about 3-4 hours a day there, except for Sunday since it's closed. Have to have one day of rest.

4. I'll listen to and give most anything a chance. I preferred classical and oldies growing up and generally listen to alternative and classic rock. I have over 1000 cds that range from Bach and Mozart, to Armour for the Broken. and Wu-Tang. Most everything written for today is garbage though.... I may give it a chance but that doesn't mean I'm going to like it.

[ninjashoes]

1. No actually we get along fairly well. He doesn't want to get married that I know of.

2. I train Muay Thai at the Lion's Den. I occasionally jump over to grappling and BJJ when I get time. I spend about 3-4 hours a day there, except for Sunday since it's closed. Have to have one day of rest.

4. I'll listen to and give most anything a chance. I preferred classical and oldies growing up and generally listen to alternative and classic rock. I have over 1000 cds that range from Bach and Mozart, to Armour for the Broken. and Wu-Tang. Most everything written for today is garbage though.... I may give it a chance but that doesn't mean I'm going to like it.

1.Wait..is that Ken Shamrocks Lions Den? Do you know Ken Shamrock?

2.Do you have any stories about retarded people or clowns?

3.Did you like the new Star Trek movie?

[stupidMonKey]

1.Wait..is that Ken Shamrocks Lions Den? Do you know Ken Shamrock?

2.Do you have any stories about retarded people or clowns?

3.Did you like the new Star Trek movie?

1. Yes that would be the one. I have been trained by Edwin Dewees, Mike Van Arsdale, Joe Riggs, and others. I do not know Ken Shamrock personally but he was there for the opening and has been there since.

2. Clowns are evil....

We used to have a slow kid that went to our school. His name was Scott and everyone always made fun of him but he thought they were being nice to him because he didn't know any better. I never found it funny and told them to fuck off and leave him alone, so they knew better than to make fun of him while I was around. Sad really.

3. I have not seen it yet. I have never been a fan of Star Trek but this movie looks really good and even people who are not a fan said they liked it a lot. I'll probably see it when I head back to Iowa for a week.

[ninjashoes]

1. Yes that would be the one. I have been trained by Edwin Dewees, Mike Van Arsdale, Joe Riggs, and others. I do not know Ken Shamrock personally but he was there for the opening and has been there since.

2. Clowns are evil....

We used to have a slow kid that went to our school. His name was Scott and everyone always made fun of him but he thought they were being nice to him because he didn't know any better. I never found it funny and told them to fuck off and leave him alone, so they knew better than to make fun of him while I was around. Sad really.

3. I have not seen it yet. I have never been a fan of Star Trek but this movie looks really good and even people who are not a fan said they liked it a lot. I'll probably see it when I head back to Iowa for a week.

1.Who is your favorite Pro Wrestler?

2.Is there anyone here who bugs you or who you dont get along with?

3.What poster should be interviewed next?

[stupidMonKey]

1.Who is your favorite Pro Wrestler?

2.Is there anyone here who bugs you or who you dont get along with?

3.What poster should be interviewed next?

1. Andre the Giant.

2. Probably some of the gimmicks. They're pretty good at trolling.

3. I don't remember who the people were you interviewed in the past, I know UTT and Gumshoe were two, but I wouldn't mind seeing Lance, YSM, or Narb.

[Rob]

POSTER not posterS

[YouSlayMe]

1. Andre the Giant.

2. Probably some of the gimmicks. They're pretty good at trolling.

3. I don't remember who the people were you interviewed in the past, I know UTT and Gumshoe were two, but I wouldn't mind seeing Lance, YSM, or Narb.

+1 he was a God...

RIP big guy!

[stupidMonKey]

POSTER not posterS

I only gave the OR because I have no idea who all has been interviewed already.

[Beets]

and you were too lazy to check eh?

[stupidMonKey]

and you were too lazy to check eh?

yeah... fuck that. You'd done the same.

[Beets]

i would have chosen one of the new star trek gimmicks that are joining

[Beets]

what he said

[stupidMonKey]

hmmm I didn't see any of those.

[ninjashoes]

1. Andre the Giant.

2. Probably some of the gimmicks. They're pretty good at trolling.

3. I don't remember who the people were you interviewed in the past, I know UTT and Gumshoe were two, but I wouldn't mind seeing Lance, YSM, or Narb.

ok who of those three should I interview next?(the last person picks who's next)

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

Go with Lance. :yes:

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

DO IT!!

[stupidMonKey]

ok who of those three should I interview next?(the last person picks who's next)

Lance... since he was first in that order.

[stupidMonKey]

YSM should be next, after Lance, IMO

[Bloodshot {ADR}]

Lance... since he was first in that order.

don't lie, you did it because you're scared to defy my will. :yes: :itstrue:

[stupidMonKey]

check your pm

[Beets]

is there man porn in it?

[ninjashoes]

is there man porn in it?

USA USA USA

[Beets]

all the way