Sure.

Jason Guida: "I'm in the UFC to punch faces. Anderson Silva. Throw me $500 I'll fight Chuck Liddell"

^^^^douche.

good thread

lol @ that guy fainting.

cutting weight must suck

lol @ Jason Guida.

cutting weight must suck

it only sucks if you suck @ it... like Jason Guida.

lol @ jason guida failing

he's not going to make it.
and I'm going to lol.

"I'm not Gabe Reudiger, I'm not walking out until somebody makes me walk out of this house"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL missed weight by 1 pound.

FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

Where's the Athletic Commission?

Looks like Dana is making him leave the house.

He got fucking PWNT

their's a demotivational poster waiting to happen.

pwnd.

lol

MORE LIKE BUTTER KNIFE. LOLOLOL OMFG DANA WHITE IS THE FUNNYEST MOTHER FUCKER ON THE PLANET!

WAR DANA!

i predict this thread will die after episode 2.

fuck we are a bunch of TUF noobs.

fuck we are a bunch of TUF noobs.

lol

BIGGUP! BIGGUP! BROOKLYN IN DA HOUSE!

Fainting Felipe is a great nickname.

you see that shit?
you see that shit?
I"M HERE TO WIN!

Lance Evans looks like Forrest Whitaker.

sweet! I can barely take 1 guida and evans in the ufc let alone 2 of each

Brian Garner looks like Sherk.

sweet! I can barely take 1 guida and evans in the ufc let alone 2 of each

lol.

I like Clay.

Jose Aguilar is a faggot.

"I belong with Napoleon, Alexander, Hitler, that's who I belong with dawg.
I be conquering shit... pillaging shit... that's where I belong bro.
Criminal dawg, straight up criminal."

lol.

I like Clay.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x232/zach0704/deebo.jpg
WELL FUCK YOU THAN, PUNK!

Do I think Jose Aguilar can beat me? He has a better chance of getting me pregnant.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Tranny?

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x232/zach0704/deebo.jpg
WELL FUCK YOU THAN, PUNK!

:howrude:

Jose Aguilar is a faggot.

"I belong with Napoleon, Alexander, Hitler, that's who I belong with dawg.
I be conquering shit... pillaging shit... that's where I belong bro.
Criminal dawg, straight up criminal."

seems like he is. if he loses after talking all that shit^^^^^^ than it proves he's a faggo.

I hope he gets his jaw broken like the guy last year.
Was it a fight or was it practice?

I hope he gets his jaw broken like the guy last year.
Was it a fight or was it practice?

I wouldn't know, noob

I wouldn't know, noob

:damn:
:owned:

somebody needs to change me back to a purple belt.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha....

so much for straight criminal dawg... this fuck tapped between rounds.

he quit after talking all that shit. war the dude who beat him!

totally forgot.
dling it now.

Nog likes hugs.

Shane Primm reminds me of Marlon Simms.

I don't fight, I don't eat.
I don't eat, I don't live.
I don't live, I'm dead.
That's not a very good alternative.

Tom Lawless just pwned the Bounty Hunter

WAR ELLIOT MARSHALL

This isn't fucking survivor, we don't vote you off, we beat you off.

This isn't fucking survivor, we don't vote you off, we beat you off.

Dana fucking ROCKS

wats up with the little blondie running around starting fights with everyone....

he is going to be the drama of the show and we will all dig it

WAR SHANE!

Junie Browning is a fag.

Junie Browning is a fag.

:yes:

This season looks pretty fucking good (at least compared to that last abortion).

Freaky little guy causing heaps of shit - picking fights with LHW's and nearly getting drowned..?? Classic.

Super GnP knockout for the first real fight.

I'm liking it.

Im on Kryztofs nuts...that guy is awesome


but one thing that I don't like is that Nog is calling Bader his golden boy....if you're going to have him as a favorite keep it for yourself....if I was on nogs team I would be pissed

Junie Browning is a fucking faggot.

I hope Krystof fucking rapes him and lets him drown in the pool.

Seriously.

Kick these two faggots off the show. Not Krystof... the other faggot that is sucking Junie's dick.

this kid just got fucking punk'd.

fuck Junie Brownie.

I think Junie Brownie is scared he won't live up to anything so he is trying to get kicked off. He is a huge D bag.

Brownie is a fucking bum. He hasn't done anything. Who ever is hyping him is either a n00b or on crack.

SOMEBODY MURDER HIM PLEASE.

I will put $10 in the Junie Browning assassination fund.

Shane Nelson is another fucking bum.

What does that idiot think that being a "Hilo Boy" makes him the next Penn or some shit automatically? Cause he sure was acting like it. Efrain isn't even that good and finished his lame ass. What a crappy fight. It wasn't horrible, it was decent actually. These guys talk like they're former champs or some shit though. Fucking weak.

Decent fight made better by the finish.

Nice tattoo Nelson.

If Dana isn't going to kick Junie out for cutting somebody with a glass... he better not kick Krystof or Bader off for fucking ktfo out of those two faggots. Cause it's gonna happen.

Unless Junie gets kicked for the shit at the end of this episode.
And he should.

Efrain/Nelson - The stand up in that fight was ass.

all I got to say is...dana is a fucking bitch...he needs to set his foot down on that junie brownings fucking ass...that little guy is insecure and afraid and all he subconsciously wants to do is get the fuck out of that house...and Nelson fuck that faggot...efrain sucked shit but nelson was worse than a pile of snail shit...fuck them


Kryztof and Bader was super fucking ice cold in that situation but Bader egged him on a little once nunie calmed down a little but jnuie was looking for an excuse to go ballistic....but once again bader took restraint but that doesn't matter because shane "superbad" nelson and Junie "stiff upper dick in my ass" Browning should be throwing shit at people and in the pool like assholes















ps.Bader is awesome

good post.

fuck those hamsters.

basically nelson lost the fight right at the moment he got drunk and pushed efrain...efrain played it off cool like "push me now..but you know and I know that you're getting your ass kicked later by me" shane and junie insecure due to efrain being the superior human being but moderate skills

I liked Junie for a split second when he beat the "straight criminal hitler" now I want to stab myself for my terrible judgement.

fuck em both.

I hope junie goes homes.

Mir is gonna kick him I think.

I liked Junie for a split second when he beat the "straight criminal hitler" now I want to stab myself for my terrible judgement.

fuck em both.

I hope junie goes homes.

Mir is gonna kick him I think.

I knew junie was bad news as soon as he opened his mouth in the first episode

[QUOTE=hotnewton;1155877]I liked Junie for a split second when he beat the "straight criminal hitler" now I want to stab myself for my terrible judgement.QUOTE]

Lol my thoughts exactly. I was desperate for someone to make the straight criminal look like an ass. When Junie was the one to do it, he became my boy! I want my criminal back........

[QUOTE=hotnewton;1155877]I liked Junie for a split second when he beat the "straight criminal hitler" now I want to stab myself for my terrible judgement.QUOTE]

Lol my thoughts exactly. I was desperate for someone to make the straight criminal look like an ass. When Junie was the one to do it, he became my boy! I want my criminal back........

Maybe they should kick junie off, and replace him with hitler, dog. Just for the pre-fight banter, dog. Then, they should have Karo do a guest appearance so they can have a convo, bro-dog.

Karo: Do you know who I am bro?
Hitler: Do you know who I am dawg?
Karo: Show me some respect bro-dawg!
Hitler: Straight criminals don't show respect dawg-bro, they take it!
Karo: Bro!
Hitler: Dawg!!!!!1
Karo: BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hitler: DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Karo: Wanna fuck bro?
Hitler: Fuck ya dawg!
the rest is censored.

Nog needs to choke them bitches. Disrespecting him like that... they're a bunch of walking shits stains compared to Nog.

I agree.

Fuck all those motherfuckers.

No joke.

If I was on Team Mir I'd be pissed at the way some of the guys scoffed at Nogs.

Fuck.

Fuck Junie too.

vinny magahles gets biggest bitch of the millenium award

The disrespect from the punks is one thing, but the attitude from Mir was the worst. Bitch, do you know who Nog is?? I hope he lays the beating of the decade on Mir, drags him into Rd 5, and just grinds away at his face with elbows.

The disrespect from the punks is one thing, but the attitude from Mir was the worst. Bitch, do you know who Nog is?? I hope he lays the beating of the decade on Mir, drags him into Rd 5, and just grinds away at his face with elbows.

I fucking agree...I always thought mir was a nice cat...but that shit made me cringe in disgust he wouldn't even look nog in his face he just turned his back and nonchalantly ignored him......Nog is the fucking man in this sport....and you knew nog was thinking...."I wiell getch hime"

and mods move this thread to the mma forum plz

and mods move this thread to the mma forum plz

.....

you want it moved to the mma forum where it will be buried 7 pages deep by next wednesday?

you want it moved to the mma forum where it will be buried 7 pages deep by next wednesday?

I guess they dont appreciate the tuffnes....only thing they appreciate is gay asian fighters who weigh 110lbs

I guess they dont appreciate the tuffnes....only thing they appreciate is gay asian fighters who weigh 110lbs

lol.

yup.