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ninjashoes
09-05-2008, 02:43 AM
hello and welcome to our magical journey

today we will be interviewing fergusan

1.How did you find this forum?

2.Are you horney right now?

3.Do you ever wish you were a different race?

The Fire
09-05-2008, 03:53 AM
I have high hopes for this interview. Should be highly entertaining and revealing.

Keep your underpants on though, Ferg.

Bloodshot {ADR}
09-05-2008, 04:50 AM
Come on Fergie, make the magic happen..

ferg[adr]
09-05-2008, 04:59 AM
hello and welcome to our magical journey

today we will be interviewing fergusan

1.How did you find this forum?

2.Are you horney right now?

3.Do you ever wish you were a different race?

1. if i remember correctly, i saw a link on sherdog for all the free mma videos i wanted so i came here and made like 10 posts to leech all your stuff. they were all like "lol yeah" "i agree" "yep" etc :banthem:


2. do fishes swim? if i had to relate my current level of horniness to a fish, it'd be one of those cool flying fish that jump out of the water like in mario 1 those fuckers pissed me off.


3. no, i like being a white male age 18 to 35. i have so much opportunity that most other races don't have. i wouldn't mind being most other races i guess, as long as i wasn't black or jewish.

ferg[adr]
09-05-2008, 05:00 AM
4. yes i will have sex with you ninja

ferg[adr]
09-05-2008, 05:03 AM
my answers sucked can i have a mulligan?

Odin
09-05-2008, 05:03 AM
;1106618']my answers sucked can i have a mulligan?

edit foo!

amanamagus
09-05-2008, 04:53 PM
;1106611']4. yes i will have sex with you ninja
me?

Wimmer X
09-06-2008, 01:09 AM
this interview seems to have hit a snag

Wimmer X
09-06-2008, 01:11 AM
did somebody kidnap ninja?

Wimmer X
09-06-2008, 01:12 AM
;1106618']my answers sucked can i have a mulligan?


apparently not



end of thread

ninjashoes
09-06-2008, 02:20 AM
;1106610']1. if i remember correctly, i saw a link on sherdog for all the free mma videos i wanted so i came here and made like 10 posts to leech all your stuff. they were all like "lol yeah" "i agree" "yep" etc :banthem:


2. do fishes swim? if i had to relate my current level of horniness to a fish, it'd be one of those cool flying fish that jump out of the water like in mario 1 those fuckers pissed me off.


3. no, i like being a white male age 18 to 35. i have so much opportunity that most other races don't have. i wouldn't mind being most other races i guess, as long as i wasn't black or jewish.

1.Do you ever watch beastiality?

2.If you had to have a gay threesome with 2 male posters who would you pick?

3.Who is the hottest girl on this site?

Wimmer X
09-06-2008, 02:24 AM
he lives

Rob
09-06-2008, 02:25 AM
he lives

Shane's atm probably saved him.

Wimmer X
09-06-2008, 02:28 AM
Shane's atm probably saved him.


ass to mouth? lol that's a form of CPR i'm not familiar with

Rob
09-06-2008, 02:29 AM
ass to mouth? lol that's a form of CPR i'm not familiar with

Some have the gift to pull it off. Shane definitely does.

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 08:24 AM
1.Do you ever watch beastiality?

2.If you had to have a gay threesome with 2 male posters who would you pick?

3.Who is the hottest girl on this site?

1. :ninja:

2. um. obviously deegs is one. after that, probably clowny.

3. boxing girl if she's real

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 08:48 AM
Do you know about Lego or about 2600?

Which language is better - Perl/Python or Java?

Which operating system do you use?

Can you deface websites?

How do you react when someone calls you a nerd?

Which is your favorite movie?

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 09:09 AM
Do you know about Lego or about 2600?

Which language is better - Perl/Python or Java?

Which operating system do you use?

Can you deface websites?

How do you react when someone calls you a nerd?

Which is your favorite movie?

i don't get the first question really. legos?

well i am not an expert in either of those 3 languages, but i can tell you that java is slow as balls but it's soo portable.

50/50 time spent between debian and ubuntu linux and windows XP.

i know how but i've never done it. dictionary/brute force attacks on an FTP or SSH server can get the job done, as can research into specific server softwares and their versions being run to find potential vulnerabilities. brute force will generally get you caught though. it takes for ever. so the short answer is yes. :yes::yes::yes:

i agree with them vehemently. :yes:

i can't pick a favorite movie seriouslys

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 09:12 AM
Favourite tech movie/documentary?

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 09:12 AM
War Geeks!

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 09:14 AM
lol i dont even know what to answer there. i'm not really much of a movie guy.

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 09:14 AM
GEEKS PWN BRO!!!

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 09:16 AM
i defaced my neighbors personal site actually by cracking his WEP key (took 7 minutes lol) and packet sniffing his FTP password. thats so lame though so i dont count it. he freaked out lol.

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 09:16 AM
What do you think about gays/bis/trannies/blacks/mexicans/jews/other races and shane west?

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 09:17 AM
What do you think about gays/bis/trannies/blacks/mexicans/jews/other races and shane west?

i think they pale in comparison to my own race. shane is cool but he kind of smells.

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 09:19 AM
;1108995']i defaced my neighbors personal site actually by cracking his WEP key (took 7 minutes lol) and packet sniffing his FTP password. thats so lame though so i dont count it. he freaked out lol.
How old are you?

You have a girlfriend? Why wont you post newdz?

P.S. I'm working on designing a torrent like file sharing system. We could use it here though I'm implementing it in context of teh univ.

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 09:29 AM
How old are you?

You have a girlfriend? Why wont you post newdz?

P.S. I'm working on designing a torrent like file sharing system. We could use it here though I'm implementing it in context of teh univ.

i'm 24

not for a couple years now. :(

i have posted n00dz!

i'd actually like to hear more about that... moar detail plzz

:popcorn:

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 09:35 AM
I'm making it as a part of my Object Oriented Design and Modeling Class.

Here are Requirement Analysis and Problem Definition I'll be submitting on Monday.


The purpose of file sharing over university intranet is of the prime importance for the university since manual methods have been proven both inefficient and ineffective in case of file sharing among large groups. The university has requisite infrastructure in terms of an intranet which can be used to implement a system which is both scalable for all the university personnel. Also, a dedicated server can be provided but we need to limit the upgradation/expansion/running charges to the least minimum possible since they incur high cost and time expenditures. This system has to be designed at application layer using TCP/IP specifically for deployment over small to medium sized networks for sharing of small files though nothing should stop it from being deployed over internet and sharing large files.

The prime need is to increase interactions among students and teachers. The ideas/research material/assignments/important notifications can be propagated easily as files over a network. The system should be scalable so that its size can be increased over time. The increase in size would be inevitable as the nodes that the system will have to handle increases spurred by the increase of handheld computing devices on the campus. Also, with time, we’d like to collaborate with the regional campuses and other universities in areas of common interest.

The files would be small in size but even initial speculation suggests that it’s not advisable to put much load for request on any one central server and like to ensure availability of the files even if server goes down. On the other hand, the total decentralization will lead to unnecessary technical overheads and can cause security concerns which we can do without.

Portability and cross platform support are necessary for the system to be successfully used by peers in a diverse environment that it has to work in. The system is desired to be distributed in its functionality as much as possible because of the inherent benefits in terms of load balancing and fault tolerance that comes with it.

The prevalent file sharing solutions do not solve the problems posed by the specific constraints of our situation. The existing methods of file sharing include:

1. The Manual File Sharing Methods: These include transfer of data by the usage of CDs, DVDs, USB Storage, and Floppy Disks etc. These methods are generally known as Sneaker Nets. They proved woefully inconvenient and cumbersome when a large amount of data is to be transferred or the locations are geographically isolated.

2. Client – Server Architecture: This model of file sharing is based on the utilization of computer networks – A facility that we have at our disposal and which can be hacked to suit our needs. These Peer-oriented Client-Server Systems like Rapidshare or Megaupload use web interface to help users upload files to a central server from where it can be downloaded by the users.

This dependence on a central server isn’t necessary and should be avoided. This model isn’t scalable (and it would incur huge hardware upgrades) and is highly centralized translating into the fact that if the server goes down, the whole network becomes unusable. Also, the dependence on one single central location makes the whole model less prone to recovery in case of server crashes.

The usage of web interface in place of a separate interface, nevertheless, is commendable since it proves friendly and easy to use by making the server responsible for the functionality that user has no business handling. The user just needs a browser to log on to the server and make use of the services and is saved from unnecessary overhead complexity to which he doesn’t needs to be subjected to.

3. Peer-to-peer file sharing Architecture: These systems are to be divided in 2 major subsystems – The centralized and decentralized P2P systems.

The centralized P2P systems, case study being Napster, are a network of peers which log on to a central server to get online on the network. The server itself maintains the file indexes storing all the details of files available for sharing over the network. This system, even though it distributes the load of actual file download from a central site, still handles all the searching queries from various users since it maintains the file index. This model will prove unmanageable when the whole network grows up to include more users.

The decentralized P2P systems, for example the Gnutella network is fully decentralized – complete with its own network logging-in, searching and downloading mechanisms. The model itself is much better and achieves its goal of load distribution and fault tolerance effectively.

This model, if and when scaled up above a certain critical size, is prone to lead the network towards separate, disconnected islands of sub networks meaning that search wouldn’t be as comprehensive as possible. Now, this problem isn’t found in the more centralized systems. So, in every case, there is a trade off our various needs which in turn depends on the size, design, needs of the network.

Apart from that, there are a bunch of very good file-download protocols like BitTorrent which provide users the advanced features to download data from multiple sites and consequently upload while you’re downloading. But the crux of the problem with them in spite of their really brilliantly devised features, is that they are file download protocols; not file sharing protocols. For file sharing, we need both a file searching and a file download protocol.

Please note that it’s not advisable to use web interface in this specific case since it’d require us to provide a server to all nodes from a central location which will be against good programming practices.




P r o b l e m D e f i n i t i o n
FOR DEVELOPMENT OF P2P FILE SHARING SYSTEMS

After identifying the requirement of a peer to peer based file sharing system, the next step is defining the problem so as to develop a mechanism to go about solving it.

We need to allow peers to pass messages and file chunks among each other. The peer will have to log on to the network by letting the already online peers know of its existence by establishing connections by sending handshake requests.

This request will be sent to the peers with whom the user is interested in sharing files with. Now we’ll need an authentication mechanism, a sort of a gatekeeper program that the client logging in is a valid peer and should be allowed to log on to the network. This mechanism should be automated since the user should not be subjected to handling functionality, which by definition, should be abstracted away to the background.

Because of the nature of the software, the username password type authentication would fail since there would be no centralized repository holding the usernames and passwords. Also, it is extremely difficult and pointless to handle passwords in a distributed environment. Such a move is bound to make the system to countless bugs leading to identity thefts and security flaws.

File Searching Queries would be forwarded to central repository, controlled by university, which will hold the indexes of files available for download. This repository will allow the users to download the file’s metadata which will then be used to download files by adding it to the client. The functionality to generate the metadata-file would be included in the peer-client. The metadata-file would then be uploaded onto the central university server.

To download a file, we’ll connect to the group of peers which are interested in sharing the file. We’ll connect to a group of peers and they will initiate download. The connection request can be sent to any of the group member since each peer would keep track of its peers with whom the file is being shared. We’ll allow the file in a predefined location to be read and sent over a network and simultaneously download the file by accepting data packets sent by other clients. The identification of the disconnected clients needs to be automatic and the clients need to be prepared for such abrupt disconnections.

The connection handling would be a separate multithreaded operation. The download and upload have to be multithreaded operations since we’ll be accepting and sending data to more than one client. The relationships between various multithreaded operations need to be well defined. The need for separate threads for connection/upload/download operations arose since we need to make sure that the relations are well defined and there are no side effects of modification in any modules.

Simultaneous upload/download would introduce load balancing and fault tolerance to the failure of peers. This wouldn’t be wholly foolproof though. We’ll need to introduce facilities to resume broken downloads by creating some sort of save point when the peer disconnects the network. Also we need to force peers to seed the files till they’ve uploaded it to a certain ratio to check leaching. We need to be able to display important notifications in the main client window which will be displayed by the central server to which connection would be automatically made at the time of initializing of the client window. There will also be need to ensure data integrity. We also need to ensure that the software is portable and can ensure sharing between many platforms.

Radar
09-06-2008, 03:08 PM
Do you know about Lego or about 2600?

Which language is better - Perl/Python or Java?

Which operating system do you use?

Can you deface websites?

How do you react when someone calls you a nerd?

Which is your favorite movie?

You need to understand that Ninja is the only one who asks the questions.

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 03:14 PM
You need to understand that Ninja is the only one who asks the questions.
I don't get it. Why?

amanamagus
09-06-2008, 03:15 PM
I doubt if ninja would've asked these questions (The last 2 being exception).

ninjashoes
09-06-2008, 07:55 PM
;1108934']1. :ninja:

2. um. obviously deegs is one. after that, probably clowny.

3. boxing girl if she's real

1.Have you ever been in a fight?

2.How big is your wiener?

3.What is your style?

ferg[adr]
09-06-2008, 07:59 PM
1.Have you ever been in a fight?

2.How big is your wiener?

3.What is your style?

1. two streetfights yeah, i won both! easily. pussies.

2. http://rubbermallet.org/cocklol.jpg

3. josondo

Wimmer X
09-06-2008, 08:41 PM
you got a mushroom head on that thing

ninjashoes
09-07-2008, 06:16 AM
;1109410']1. two streetfights yeah, i won both! easily. pussies.

2. http://rubbermallet.org/cocklol.jpg

3. josondo

1.What do you think of the Hesgay gimmick?

2.Tell us about your dramamine addiction.

3.Do you like that show Seinfield?

ferg[adr]
09-07-2008, 06:42 AM
1.What do you think of the Hesgay gimmick?

2.Tell us about your dramamine addiction.

3.Do you like that show Seinfield?

1. hard gay is better

2. i haven't taken any dramamine or benadryl in 4 months. you're just pissed because i badmouthed rashad so much.

3. NO

ninjashoes
09-08-2008, 02:00 AM
;1110255']1. hard gay is better

2. i haven't taken any dramamine or benadryl in 4 months. you're just pissed because i badmouthed rashad so much.

3. NO

1.Whats your favorite video game?

2.Whats your jack off style?

3.What are your parents like?

ferg[adr]
09-08-2008, 06:52 AM
1.Whats your favorite video game?

2.Whats your jack off style?

3.What are your parents like?

1. don't laugh, but of all time... ultima 6 for the pc... oldschool.

2. hand on cock. sometimes if i don't have a paper towel or my dad's socks, i'll cover the hole when i make the white stuff then run into the bathroom and let it out in the toilet.

3. my dad is a big pot head and my mom is a loser that used to be addicted to all drugs ever

ninjashoes
09-09-2008, 06:11 AM
;1111887']1. don't laugh, but of all time... ultima 6 for the pc... oldschool.

2. hand on cock. sometimes if i don't have a paper towel or my dad's socks, i'll cover the hole when i make the white stuff then run into the bathroom and let it out in the toilet.

3. my dad is a big pot head and my mom is a loser that used to be addicted to all drugs ever

1.Do you like spiders?

2.Can you give me advice for meeting women?

3.Do you like anal porn?

ferg[adr]
09-09-2008, 10:03 PM
1.Do you like spiders?

2.Can you give me advice for meeting women?

3.Do you like anal porn?

1. NO i fucking hate spiders i kill them every time i see those fuckers except this one that's always in his web outside the basement door. i just fuck with him every time i go out there like i'll light a lighter under him and go closer and closer until the heat makes him runs or sometimes i just blow real hard at him and it scares him and sometimes also i write run-on sentences

2. when they cover their nose and mouth and try not to breathe it means they're interested

3. not really, anal sex is pretty sick imo

Wimmer X
09-09-2008, 10:21 PM
;1114257']
3. not really, anal sex is pretty sick imo


i must be a sicko cause i wanna put my tongue in every cute girls butt. it's where you find the true essence of a woman

Wimmer X
09-09-2008, 10:24 PM
it's where you find the true essence of a woman


it's also where you find the poo but that's just flavor to a real playa

ferg[adr]
09-09-2008, 10:28 PM
gross

poop comes from there

Jack Mehoff
09-10-2008, 01:20 AM
i must be a sicko cause i wanna put my tongue in every cute girls butt. it's where you find the true essence of a woman

FTW

Jack Mehoff
09-10-2008, 01:21 AM
it's also where you find the poo but that's just flavor to a real playa

yeah and after a few good licks its clean anyways. cute girls balloon knots ftw!

Jack Mehoff
09-10-2008, 01:21 AM
;1114291']gross

poop comes from there

:ban:

ninjashoes
09-10-2008, 06:39 AM
;1114257']1. NO i fucking hate spiders i kill them every time i see those fuckers except this one that's always in his web outside the basement door. i just fuck with him every time i go out there like i'll light a lighter under him and go closer and closer until the heat makes him runs or sometimes i just blow real hard at him and it scares him and sometimes also i write run-on sentences

2. when they cover their nose and mouth and try not to breathe it means they're interested

3. not really, anal sex is pretty sick imo

1.Where should I go to meet chicks?

2.Do you like shopping?

3.What are you gonna buy or get for christmas?

ferg[adr]
09-10-2008, 08:39 AM
1.Where should I go to meet chicks?

2.Do you like shopping?

3.What are you gonna buy or get for christmas?

1. i dunno they come to me

2. technology and drug related shopping: yes
other shopping: no that's woman's work

3. i have no idea. maybe i can get some of the buttholes in my family to split the cost of new brake pads and rotors for the rear wheels on my mustang. they're like shot and it soudns like my cars about to break in half. the rear tires are also bald and the fronts are fine. sometimes tells me the previous owner did a shitload of burnouts before he sold it to me. lol. owned. it's been completely problem free other than this though so i am happy. not bad for a car that has 142k miles now. i got it 10k ago and all i've had to replace was the $10 thermostat.

YouSlayMe
09-10-2008, 09:35 PM
;1114257']1. NO i fucking hate spiders i kill them every time i see those fuckers except this one that's always in his web outside the basement door. i just fuck with him every time i go out there like i'll light a lighter under him and go closer and closer until the heat makes him runs or sometimes i just blow real hard at him and it scares him and sometimes also i write run-on sentences

2. when they cover their nose and mouth and try not to breathe it means they're interested

3. not really, anal sex is pretty sick imo

"charlotte" maybe?

:popcorn:

ninjashoes
09-11-2008, 06:59 AM
;1115198']1. i dunno they come to me

2. technology and drug related shopping: yes
other shopping: no that's woman's work

3. i have no idea. maybe i can get some of the buttholes in my family to split the cost of new brake pads and rotors for the rear wheels on my mustang. they're like shot and it soudns like my cars about to break in half. the rear tires are also bald and the fronts are fine. sometimes tells me the previous owner did a shitload of burnouts before he sold it to me. lol. owned. it's been completely problem free other than this though so i am happy. not bad for a car that has 142k miles now. i got it 10k ago and all i've had to replace was the $10 thermostat.

1.HAve you ever done mushrooms?

2.Would you fuck your cousin if she was Jessica Simpson(I would)

3.Who's your favorite poster?

ferg[adr]
09-11-2008, 06:06 PM
i woke up about 3 hours ago, and then i farted something fierce. then i went back to sleep and i just got up and it still fucking smells like satan in here.

ferg[adr]
09-11-2008, 06:22 PM
1.HAve you ever done mushrooms?

2.Would you fuck your cousin if she was Jessica Simpson(I would)

3.Who's your favorite poster?

1. yeah, i've done them a handful of times. i haven't had the opportunity very often.

2. absolutely

3. i dunno, there a lot of good ones. i'm partial to shane west i think.

ninjashoes
09-12-2008, 06:03 AM
;1116579']1. yeah, i've done them a handful of times. i haven't had the opportunity very often.

2. absolutely

3. i dunno, there a lot of good ones. i'm partial to shane west i think.

1.Whats your favorite Disney movie?

2.How was high school?

3.Favorite activity in the dark?

ferg[adr]
09-12-2008, 06:58 AM
1.Whats your favorite Disney movie?

2.How was high school?

3.Favorite activity in the dark?

1. the motherfucking lion king

2. drug-addled

3. :gojerkit:

ninjashoes
09-12-2008, 09:47 PM
;1117511']1. the motherfucking lion king

2. drug-addled

3. :gojerkit:

1.What do you do as soon as you wake up?

2.Is it possible to whack off too much?

3.Whats your favorite porn?

ferg[adr]
09-13-2008, 02:02 AM
1.What do you do as soon as you wake up?

2.Is it possible to whack off too much?

3.Whats your favorite porn?

1. injest some sort of caffeine

2. probably, but i don't concern myself with that

3. tranny or tranny-related... i dunno. most porn is good.

ninjashoes
09-13-2008, 02:22 AM
;1118952']1. injest some sort of caffeine

2. probably, but i don't concern myself with that

3. tranny or tranny-related... i dunno. most porn is good.

1.Why do you like Andre Arlovski so much?

2.What do you use to gel your hair?

3.Do you have a pet?

Jack Mehoff
09-13-2008, 06:21 AM
this interview sucks. is it over yet?

ferg[adr]
09-13-2008, 08:33 AM
HOF

ferg[adr]
09-13-2008, 08:36 AM
1.Why do you like Andre Arlovski so much?

2.What do you use to gel your hair?

3.Do you have a pet?

1. the first MMA fight i ever saw was arlovski vs. freeman, and then i got hooked.

2. Essence of Ambrose

3. yez, a 14 year old weimaraner named chase

ferg[adr]
09-13-2008, 08:36 AM
this interview sucks. is it over yet?

NO U

ninjashoes
09-13-2008, 10:48 PM
;1119215']1. the first MMA fight i ever saw was arlovski vs. freeman, and then i got hooked.

2. Essence of Ambrose

3. yez, a 14 year old weimaraner named chase

1.Whats your religeon?

2.Ever done cough syrup?

3.Why do you love technology so much?

ferg[adr]
09-14-2008, 12:33 AM
1.Whats your religeon?

2.Ever done cough syrup?

3.Why do you love technology so much?

1. i believe in God, there's no other way anything could exist

2. thousands of times :(

3. because it's bad ass

http://rubbermallet.org/bobross1.png

Jack Mehoff
09-14-2008, 01:08 AM
whats with the couple word answers? this interview sucks because youre not going into detail about any experiences like everyone else did.

ferg[adr]
09-14-2008, 01:17 AM
whats with the couple word answers? this interview sucks because youre not going into detail about any experiences like everyone else did.

i don't have any experiences of any sort but i'll try harder on the next set of questions.

Jack Mehoff
09-14-2008, 02:00 AM
how old were you when you sucked your first cawk?

dragonfly
09-14-2008, 02:26 AM
:popcorn:

ferg[adr]
09-14-2008, 02:34 AM
how old were you when you sucked your first cawk?

when i was 13, i was in the bathroom and got myself upside down back against the wall and was able to bend enough to get about an inch and a half of my own cock into my mouth. it was the first and last cock i sucked.

dragonfly
09-14-2008, 02:49 AM
ron jeremy

ninjashoes
09-14-2008, 05:01 AM
ok guys keep the metallica beef in its own thread

ninjashoes
09-14-2008, 05:02 AM
;1120131']1. i believe in God, there's no other way anything could exist

2. thousands of times :(

3. because it's bad ass

http://rubbermallet.org/bobross1.png

1.Best mascot?

2.Whats your favorite cereal?

3.Do you dislike anyone here?

Narbegesicht
09-14-2008, 08:07 AM
i hope he doesn't dislike me cause i gave him that av i've always been a ferg supporter

ferg[adr]
09-14-2008, 08:20 AM
1.Best mascot?

2.Whats your favorite cereal?

3.Do you dislike anyone here?

(jack mehoff: lol these aren't really questions i can go into detail with)

1. clarify... for the shoes? in general? if it's the shoes i gotta go with clowny. actually, i go with clowny for any mascot for anything at any time.

2. CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

3. not really, sometimes i have differences with a few guys. jack mehoff at times, i can't think of anything else off the top of my head because it's not often. you're cool narb i went into this av bet of my own accord lol. (i still say WARRR PALHARES) but no i don't dislike/hate anybody here on a regular basis. you are cool too jack.

ferg[adr]
09-14-2008, 08:22 AM
i hope he doesn't dislike me cause i gave him that av i've always been a ferg supporter

http://rubbermallet.org/raveler.gif

ninjashoes
09-14-2008, 09:22 AM
;1120820'](jack mehoff: lol these aren't really questions i can go into detail with)

1. clarify... for the shoes? in general? if it's the shoes i gotta go with clowny. actually, i go with clowny for any mascot for anything at any time.

2. CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

3. not really, sometimes i have differences with a few guys. jack mehoff at times, i can't think of anything else off the top of my head because it's not often. you're cool narb i went into this av bet of my own accord lol. (i still say WARRR PALHARES) but no i don't dislike/hate anybody here on a regular basis. you are cool too jack.

1.Have you ever taken a shit in a strange place?

2.Who cuts your hair and how do you handle that?

3.take off your pants

ferg[adr]
09-14-2008, 09:56 AM
1.Have you ever taken a shit in a strange place?

2.Who cuts your hair and how do you handle that?

3.take off your pants

1. not really no, but i would like to shit in a urinal eventually.

2. my aunt because it's free.(lol) speaking of which, i need one now.

3. what pants?

ninjashoes
09-14-2008, 11:18 AM
;1120888']1. not really no, but i would like to shit in a urinal eventually.

2. my aunt because it's free.(lol) speaking of which, i need one now.

3. what pants?

1.What pisses you off the most?

2.What is your dream fight?

3.Whats your weirdest sexual desire?

Bloodshot {ADR}
09-14-2008, 11:36 AM
;1119215']1. the first MMA fight i ever saw was arlovski vs. freeman, and then i got hooked.



I had no idea you were such a noob.

:popcorn:

Jack Mehoff
09-14-2008, 11:41 AM
im just breakin balls

dragonfly
09-14-2008, 12:05 PM
shine box

Jack Mehoff
09-14-2008, 12:26 PM
listen anthony, i got your head in a fucking vise.

dragonfly
09-14-2008, 12:38 PM
charlie fuckin m!!!

Rob
09-14-2008, 12:47 PM
Here's a random fact: For a supplementary text for an English exam I chose Goodfellas and quoted relevent stuff but included a lot of swearing. I got my exam back (with fabulous marks of course :sifone:) with a note written on it that I should write "f**k" instead of "fuck". I argued that it's too time consuming to draw asterisks or stars and I'm going to keep writing fuck shit etc without censoring it.

Rob
09-14-2008, 12:47 PM
Useless facts ftw.

dragonfly
09-14-2008, 12:53 PM
fuckin a

Jack Mehoff
09-14-2008, 02:42 PM
charlie fuckin m!!!

this guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

dragonfly
09-14-2008, 03:34 PM
this guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.

carbooooooooooooooooooone

Rob
09-17-2008, 01:10 PM
tumbleweed

Jack Mehoff
09-17-2008, 02:51 PM
tumbleweed

next

YouSlayMe
09-17-2008, 03:32 PM
Here's a random fact: For a supplementary text for an English exam I chose Goodfellas and quoted relevent stuff but included a lot of swearing. I got my exam back (with fabulous marks of course :sifone:) with a note written on it that I should write "f**k" instead of "fuck". I argued that it's too time consuming to draw asterisks or stars and I'm going to keep writing fuck shit etc without censoring it.

lol, but "f**k" is not a word..."fuck" is!

:sifone:

Rob
09-17-2008, 03:34 PM
Word up^

YouSlayMe
09-17-2008, 03:41 PM
Word up^

yo...makes ya wonder sometimes why the "educators" tend to appear DUMB!

:shok:

Axeman
09-18-2008, 12:38 AM
fuckin a

why not a B it has 2 holes

ninjashoes
09-18-2008, 02:23 AM
1.What pisses you off the most?

2.What is your dream fight?

3.Whats your weirdest sexual desire?

hello?

oddtopsy
09-18-2008, 02:26 AM
hey

ferg[adr]
09-18-2008, 03:49 AM
1.What pisses you off the most?

2.What is your dream fight?

3.Whats your weirdest sexual desire?

1. i fucking hate big crowds of people i am a recluse

2. hmmm...... i dunno. there are so many good possibilities. i think couture vs. fedor is still one of the more compelling ones these days.

3. i want to stab some bitch's cervix with a fork

ferg[adr]
09-18-2008, 03:49 AM
hello?

sup nigga

ninjashoes
09-18-2008, 03:56 AM
;1124799']1. i fucking hate big crowds of people i am a recluse

2. hmmm...... i dunno. there are so many good possibilities. i think couture vs. fedor is still one of the more compelling ones these days.

3. i want to stab some bitch's cervix with a fork

1.Anyone you wanna shoutout to?

2.Whats your lifetime goal?

3.Who do you wanna see get interviewed next?

ferg[adr]
09-18-2008, 05:04 AM
1.Anyone you wanna shoutout to?

2.Whats your lifetime goal?

3.Who do you wanna see get interviewed next?

1. WHATS UP JASON??? i wouldn't be where i am without you here to make me look better. j/k. jason is a fucking young bad ass. - shout out to GOD!!!! he's a pimp and stuff.

2. i would like to get through college and become a highly paid computer programmer... soon.... hopefully. i've been interested in it since i was a lil' kid. i wouldn't mind getting into network administration too. it would be nice to turn my loser no-pay hobbies into a career.

3. i pass the torch to Ambrose, this trainwreck has gone on long enough.