i was captured by a rebel group of gypsy child molesters. apparently they spotted me while i was out painting the town red with the blood of mongoloids and other visible minorities. they took a liking to my youthful schoolboy looks and decided to take me in. i went willingly since i didn't feel like slaughtering the gypsies right at that moment. throughout the few weeks that i spent with them, i learned alot about gypsy culture; or mostly about how there isn't any. i befriended their leader, Paco, a retired rapist and current one-eyed sociopath with a hermaphrodite hunger like you've never seen. despite all of the anal penetration attempts, he was a good guy. anyway, last night they ran out of whiskey for me to drink and i snapped and flipped a few tables permanently maimin 6 of them. after that i used the oldest gypsy, granny jizzgargle's prosthetic uterus to dismember the rest of them and casually walked out after making myself a sandwich.

and that's how i invented the potato.

DEEGS! missed ya bud.

Glad to have you back. Lets postwhore.

i will be back in a couple of hours, i have to go get myself a new pair of indoor shoes and shin guards...im gonna wear my gypsy repelling helmet though, just in case.

i will be back in a couple of hours, i have to go get myself a new pair of indoor shoes and shin guards...im gonna wear my gypsy repelling helmet though, just in case.

Yeah, better safe than sorry

DEEGS!!!11111597423
my favoritest nigga/best poster ever
your adventure was compelling and not-so-strangely arousing..
good to have you back

I did not know you were gone.

i seen you on lastnight

TL/DR

TL/DR

hi odd

hi odd
shelly > odd.

shelly > odd.

No.

yes

no

That's the spirit.

stop that

stop that

No.

y not?

Don't tell me things like that.

you shouldnt tell me things then either

you shouldnt tell me things then either

Why not?

Why not?

Don't tell me things like that.

Don't tell me things like that.

You got it.

shelly > odd.
whos shelly?
is she hot?

whos shelly?
is she hot?
he was an FHQ poster that i built. he came in as a little twink, but i trained him in the art of posting and pwning. somewhere i went wrong and then he went on a rampage.

he went to SD and headed the TL/FWI group of TUF noobs and then suddenly dissapeared.

hopefully the country boy survived.

FUCK HIM.

he was an FHQ poster that i built. he came in as a little twink, but i trained him in the art of posting and pwning. somewhere i went wrong and then he went on a rampage.

he went to SD and headed the TL/FWI group of TUF noobs and then suddenly dissapeared.

hopefully the country boy survived.

FUCK HIM.

so you are a e-mentor
im not a country boy but i take xyience and eat country breakfasts and pm random people pictures of my cack..
troo story

sweet. im waiting for my PM

you gotta wait til i get off work
apparently its "inapproporiate" to have pictures of my dick archived in the office computer

Deegs you arnt the only one that got abducted.

crazy peeps

The
Gremlin?

Deegs you arnt the only one that got abducted.

haha yea shoei i heard you got owned by the fuzz.

DEEGS!!!11111597423
my favoritest nigga/best poster ever
your adventure was compelling and not-so-strangely arousing..
good to have you back

odd, you are a king amongst mere peasants.

welcome back whiteboy

Stupid fuzz, always keeping a black man down.

welcome back whiteboy

yo i aint even white, homie. i is straight outta compton.

DEEGS! wassup playa good 2 have u back

DEEGS! wassup playa good 2 have u back



thanks bro, it was a scary time and the ninjashoes withdrawl was intense, but im a better man because of it. i also finally got around to watch Bleach..it is bad ass indeed..i've caught up to like the 4th season of it.

have i missed anything around these parts

yeah you actually got me addicted to bleach with that one post you made so long ago, I'm on episode 96

thanks bro, it was a scary time and the ninjashoes withdrawl was intense, but im a better man because of it. i also finally got around to watch Bleach..it is bad ass indeed..i've caught up to like the 4th season of it.

the anime? i heard its da shit, my boy is into it hardcore.

i hear u on teh withdrawl, its not healthy man.

yeah you actually got me addicted to bleach with that one post you made so long ago, I'm on episode 96


dude, 96?? damn i've only been able to find up to 95..can you direct me at a torrent or something?

the anime? i heard its da shit, my boy is into it hardcore.

i hear u on teh withdrawl, its not healthy man.

yea dude it's pretty sick...you are the one that found out the name for me and that was the end of my ignorance.

thanks bro, it was a scary time and the ninjashoes withdrawl was intense, but im a better man because of it. i also finally got around to watch Bleach..it is bad ass indeed..i've caught up to like the 4th season of it.

I caught a few episodes of that and liked what I saw. I don't know too much about anime though. The only other series i've seen and have really liked was Fist of the Northstar. Only because it is extremely graphic and violent. Which i'm all about.

I caught a few episodes of that and liked what I saw. I don't know too much about anime though. The only other series i've seen and have really liked was Fist of the Northstar. Only because it is extremely graphic and violent. Which i'm all about.

likewise..i'll take gore and tits over plot anytime..but luckily bleach has a bit of all.

likewise..i'll take gore and tits over plot anytime


fuck yeah man

likewise..i'll take gore and tits over plot anytime..but luckily bleach has a bit of all.

Anime tits?

Anime tits?

yes, they can be surprisingly attractive..mostly because they can draw them as big and as jiggly as you could dream them to be.

yes, they can be surprisingly attractive..mostly because they can draw them as big and as jiggly as you could dream them to be.

Yeah, so how bout adding something to the Cartoon porn thread?

yes, they can be surprisingly attractive..mostly because they can draw them as big and as jiggly as you could dream them to be.

It's funny seeing anime girls being ravaged by tentacle cock monsters.

Yeah, so how bout adding something to the Cartoon porn thread?

i wasn't even aware that existed..if i get around to it, i may draw something myself.

i wasn't even aware that existed..if i get around to it, i may draw something myself.

I will bump it so more people can see it.

I will bump it so more people can see it.

I will post some later.

cool

that was an awesome story

something really similar to this happened to me once again.

dejapoo

i forgot about this

from when i was in exile pondering the meaning of our existence.

from when i was in exile pondering the meaning of our existence.


How did u go with that?

war deegz

How did u go with that?

i got discouraged once i realized that this question was beyond the capabilities of even google. i spent the rest of the time growing the perfect hairstyle and enhancing my thrusting power for better sexings. i gave up on that too and just got the pills. my diet consisted of tv dinners cooked on my portable sun-powered microwave. anything to help the environment.

that actually sums up modern culture pretty well

war deegz

war you!

i got discouraged once i realized that this question was beyond the capabilities of even google. i spent the rest of the time growing the perfect hairstyle and enhancing my thrusting power for better sexings. i gave up on that too and just got the pills. my diet consisted of tv dinners cooked on my portable sun-powered microwave. anything to help the environment.

Cool.
Many think theres more to life than sex,porn,drugs and drink, but dont believe them.

dgs

cmi

hi ngr

sp grl?

sp grl?

nt mch ngr u?

potato pants saunders

nt mch ngr u?

spinal tap ?

spinal tap ?

no nples

grt!

dnda wst

awsm

u gt lts of rpz

im gttng a pppy

mybe

i rpt u dgs

WAR DEEGSY!!

U may be slightly handsomer than me bud but I betya Im a better dancer.

gday spud

gday spud

hello.
Greetings and salutations cami.

woa blast from the past

hello.
Greetings and salutations cami.

oi!!! hope all is well with you

oi!!! hope all is well with you

Alls fine here thanks.
I feel like tormenting Greg tonight.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2016/1000653ts5.jpg

Alls fine here thanks.
I feel like tormenting Greg tonight.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2016/1000653ts5.jpg

will that include using his head to clean the toilet? hahahahhaha

will that include using his head to clean the toilet? hahahahhaha

LOL.That same shit he left a couple weeks ago is still baked on the side of the toilet..

LOL.That same shit he left a couple weeks ago is still baked on the side of the toilet..

fucking hell

spud knows what time it is

Deegs!

JIm

you are the best poster of all time

JIm

you are the best poster of all time



I feel my head swelling as I type.:sifone:

Have u met my flatmate cam?My own personal heel.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2016/1000653ts5.jpg

I feel my head swelling as I type.:sifone:

http://i.plime.com/images/library/16000/16064_g30N_90.jpg

Have u met my flatmate cam?My own personal heel.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2016/1000653ts5.jpg

i believe we have crossed paths before, i enjoy his fart stories and his all too familiar body type

http://i.plime.com/images/library/16000/16064_g30N_90.jpg

Thats it.

And this is what can happen if I tell lies.
<<<<<<

got pics of the rest of her

fwap

got pics of the rest of her

fwap

Here ya go cam.
Fwap fwap.

http://www.shemaleoasis.com/galleries/ladyboy-ladyboy/8/047si/02.jpg

that vagina does not make my penis grow

that vagina does not make my penis grow

LIAR!!

LIAR!!

quiet you

A woman went to the Drs and claimed she was raped by an elephant.
The Dr said that the damage she suffered was strange because elephants,despite their size, dont have large penises.
When asked the woman said "thats right but the problem was that it fingered me before it fucked me"

Here ya go cam.
Fwap fwap.

http://www.shemaleoasis.com/galleries/ladyboy-ladyboy/8/047si/02.jpg

i know something is wrong with that vodge but i dont know what